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1501
« on: July 03, 2011, 10:48:29 PM »
I didn't understand u Laddu Singhji.. fer toh explain karonge zara?
Desi likes cats so tusi ode layi cat di pic layi. Minu kuriya changi lagdi so ma request kiti koi patole di pic lado, ki pata pasand a jawe. :pagel: :hehe:
1502
« on: July 03, 2011, 03:21:24 PM »
I know you're somewhere out there
Somewhere far away
I want you back
I want you back
My neighbors think
I'm crazy
But they don't understand
You're all I have
You're all I have...
1503
« on: July 03, 2011, 02:10:46 AM »
kari jao mai mehsoos e ni kiti :D: :D:
Banda dheeth hove ta majal a koi besti kar jaye :D:
Jida k thonu pata ma mobile user aa :D: Registration karan lage likya si :hehe: 'TO' we likhi jana, marka dubja babe :D:
1504
« on: July 03, 2011, 02:07:35 AM »
:D: :D: :hehe:
Apa kuri aa, kuriye thoda katt sang and laugh kat kar. Mundya di akh sade uttte pala pani :hehe:
1505
« on: July 03, 2011, 01:59:28 AM »
Agyakari babe di bezti krab :lol:
1506
« on: July 03, 2011, 01:52:15 AM »
Your signature :superhappy:
1507
« on: July 03, 2011, 01:49:30 AM »
what waste does to animals
Shame on human beings. It takes no time to dispose it in a proper place.
1508
« on: July 03, 2011, 01:23:25 AM »
nt samjhing bai ji :hehe:
Noxi nu aa lan dayo fer, oo samjadu bai banke :lol:
1509
« on: July 03, 2011, 01:16:37 AM »
laddu bai je is topic ch ana ta apna nam jlebi bai rakh k aa :D:
Appa kehra sapphic relationship'ch pana. :D: Mundya nu ta takleef hani :pagel:
1510
« on: July 03, 2011, 12:44:29 AM »
22 aah Ladoo di ta menu haan lagdi, mere val dekh dekh sunghi jandi...hoyi parrey nu, karan mae koyi kaara...
Ah munda di ta Punjabi bali okhi aa, thodi sokhi Punjabi bol mundya :hehe: Haan lagdi? :pagel:
1511
« on: July 03, 2011, 12:31:39 AM »
That was funny.. :hehe:
and ah tuhada signature nai samajh aa reha.. ah ki aa?
Oh mera buddy aa ik. Oda mess aa. hahahahahahaha ...
helicoptar de parr chori kar lende .. :D:
Jhanda na bhoot vya wakha ne. Ainu pushna c ma ki bai mere wal hoyenga ki kuri walya wal? :D: :D:
1512
« on: July 02, 2011, 11:51:40 PM »
1513
« on: July 02, 2011, 11:07:00 PM »
Ma we ohi pushya ki gabru ban ke kida lagda?
Nale comment section open kari bai thoda ja panga layie :lol:
1514
« on: July 02, 2011, 11:02:12 PM »
pk meri gf aa oye... ohde baare hun kuch bolleyaa te vekhli fer veereyaa
aa koi logic ni aa.... :D:
He he patole open your comment section eh. I'd like to pick on ya haha How do you feel acting like a full fledged gabru? :hehe:
1515
« on: July 02, 2011, 10:52:08 PM »
bai ji eh ta sira e sira ,
Akhir e bus is to age ta ujaad aa,
Bai ji att e,
Bai ji ghaint aa,
Bai ji niri agg aa,
Mai khya bai ji kaim aa,
:hehe: mera khyal ine boht ne.
Ik reh gaya, Karam bai ji awesome aa :hehe:
1516
« on: July 02, 2011, 10:35:38 PM »
Todd tries to take his friend hunting, but when they get to his favourite hunting spot, they find "No Trespassing" signs everywhere. Todd tells his friend to wait in the car and walks up to the nearby farmhouse. The farmer answers the door, and Todd says: "Sir, I've hunted on this property all my life, but now I notice you have a bunch of signs up. I wanted to see if it was still okay for me to hunt here." The farmer scratches his chin for a bit and says: "I'll make you a deal. We've got this cow out back that we have to kill for food, but we've grown too attached to it. If you go out back and shoot my cow, I'll let you hunt on my property." Walking back to the car, Todd decides to play a joke on his friend. "That old bastard won't let us hunt on his property," he tells him. "I'm going to shoot his cow!" He then walks over to the side of the house and... BLAM! Suddenly two more shots ring out behind him, and his friend runs up, yelling: "I got the cat and dog too! Let's get the hell out of here!" :laugh: :laugh:
1517
« on: July 02, 2011, 10:29:54 PM »
There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs in a most extraordinary manner. The farmer would lift a pig up to a nearby apple tree, and the pig would eat the apples off the tree directly. The farmer would move the pig from one apple to another until the pig was satisfied, then he would start again with another pig. The city man watched this activity for some time with great astonishment. Finally, he could not resist saying to the farmer: "This is the most inefficient method of feeding pigs that I can imagine. Just think of the time that would be saved if you simply shook the apples off the tree and let the pigs eat them from the ground!" The farmer looked puzzled and replied: "What's time to a pig?" :D: :D:
1518
« on: July 02, 2011, 10:23:38 PM »
A man spent a weekend gambling in Las Vegas casinos, and he won $100,000. He didn't want anyone to know about it, so when he came back home, he immediately went out to the backyard of his house, dug a hole and planted the money in it. The next morning he walked outside and found only an empty hole. He noticed footsteps leading from the hole to the house next door, which was owned by a deaf-mute. On the same street lived a professor who understood sign language and was a friend of the deaf man. Grabbing his pistol, the enraged man went to awaken the professor and dragged him to the deaf man's house. He screamed at the professor, "You tell this guy that if he doesn't give me back my money I'll kill him!" The professor conveyed the message to his friend, and his friend replied in sign language, "I hid it in my backyard, underneath the cherry tree." The professor turned to the man with the gun and said, "He's not going to tell you. He said he'd rather die first." :D:
1519
« on: July 02, 2011, 09:55:31 PM »
I'd get annoyed by the time it takes to coiffure the hair!
1520
« on: July 02, 2011, 09:41:02 PM »
lmfao :D:
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