Aina sona likya.. Poet kyo ni ban janda bai :hehe:

Kar aish billo ranie..
Ni mitra de karche te  lol :D: :D:

:lost: He's talking about himself?

Yes yes. That's the best part about him. :D: :D:

Unban unban unban that's all we want !

:D: Oh boy! you can speak a lot, I just perused the whole thread. Change changea nu chup krata :laugh: Loved that line Babe nanak wali. :happy:

And minu o thodi so called Kaur ji te tars aa rea : Bechare oui bich pah ga :he:

:D: bade dins baad msaledar topic milya

Ahem ahem lao bai suno main topic te pta ni remove karta aa so ohde bare mai nai keh sakda kuj v bt jinha di hmayt kar rahe ohna da v record inna vadia ni bolan da salika ni hale sahib bai ji bare te eh gall nai dhukdi bt dupinder n jatt dove kai var hadd tapp jande ne mai khud kai var main stream te ohna nu slah de chukka n nox ne v shayd kuj galat nai kita kyo k inha pehla e official warning mil chukki c ise issue te bt fer v topic create hoya n raula v pya  so it is fare

Baki je mainu topic mil janda te hor v visthat dinda ithe :hehe:

Hor gala ta minu samj ni aaiya and shado.. thoda 'fare' da spelling bhoot sexayy lag reha :hehe:

Ladia na karo.. :he:

Bas Param bai teri kami si.. :D:  2-3 shayris add kari yaar :hehe:

“will u hang that calender or else i’ll HANG MYSELF”

 

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LIBRARIAN SCOLDED ,” IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE”

 

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Chemistry HOD comes and tells …

“My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter”

 

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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

 

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“why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!”

 

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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

“I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

 

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Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..

“Keep quiet, the principal has passed away”

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hahahahha Where do you get these from!?! :D: :D: :D: :D:

Wine is never sweet. I don't know them by names, bas pee jaida.  :D:

Autumn.

Reading or writing?

Don't you booze? I thought you did. :pagel:

Haunted houses, spine chilling ones. :blink:

Makeup or natural?

Exception to BB users? Dar geya Sania :D:

T mobile is again lame :pagel: I like ATT :rockon:

Depends eh.

Vodka or whisky? :pagel:

shi gal kiti aa bai poori thok k tu,, jehddi vech jameena kiti oh kahdi sardari  :happy:

Bai ajj kal ta chura we jattan da surname layi jande.. but oh jameena ni bna sakde.. jattan di asli pashan ta zameena nal hundi. Punjab wich ta kuri dan wale pala question ehi karde ki munde di kini zmeen aa. Boldo ja ma galt sunya/bolya?

Talking about buying new zameen, bai sade naal da half killa koi sell kar reha cos he doesn't have proper irrigation system to it. Ona sanu offer kita ki la lo thode nal di aa ral jayugi.. bai sharam di gal aa matoh ik saal ho gya haje tak aina save ni kar paya ki half killa hi leh la. Sochlo kina aukha new zameen lani. :smile:

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shi gal kiti aa bai poori thok k tu,, jehddi vech jameena kiti oh kahdi sardari  :happy:

Bai ajj kal ta chura we jattan da surname layi jande.. but oj jameena ni bna sakde.. jattan di asli pashan ta zameena nal hundi. Punjab wich ta kuri dan wale pala question ehi karde ki munde di kini zmeen aa. Boldo ja ma galt bolya?

Talking about buying new zameen, bai sade naal da half killa koi sell kar reha cos he doesn't have proper irrigation system to it. Ona sanu offer kita ki la lo thode nal di aa ral jayugi.. bai sharam di gal aa matoh ik saal ho gya haje tak aina save ni kar paya ki half killa hi leh la. Sochlo kina aukha new zameen lani. :smile:

ager 50 kille hoon fer ??

Jide kol 50 kille houge, oda abroad othe hi aa.. punjab wich! :smile:

jaroori nhi jaamnni wachi paindii aa,,,,world guaman layee ...jaamin to oda meaning sii..jameen to kamaiye hoye paisee....like farming karkee ..mehnat naal :)

Then he shouldn't have mentioned mille killa da crore. I know exactly what people mean by saying that. And what are we talking about? Income from agricultural fields? As far as I am concerned they don't give you rent of more than 2 lakhs per annum for 10 killa. 2 lakhs kina hunda? $4000.. ede nal abroad kee banu? and what do the family members do back home?