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« on: September 22, 2012, 02:34:46 PM »
If you've watched this film, let's put together all his reasons LMAOOOOOOOOOO
Thand lagdi si ta paya LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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« on: June 11, 2012, 02:35:40 PM »
Alright so we all know Toxic's been ranting about his tour of Scotland, lol, attaching herewith some pics of Edinburgh Castle which I had visited whilst I was there. Take a tour, enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!! :superhappy:
There's lot more to come, this is just the first part. :)
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« on: May 17, 2012, 03:23:52 PM »
Attached herewith are some pics from my days in Egypt. The Suez Canal, also known by the nickname "The Highway to India", is an artificial sea-level waterway in Egypt, connecting the Mediterranean Sea and the Red Sea. It allows transportation by water between Europe and Asia without navigation around Africa. Landlubbers may not get a chance to see this, so take a shufti :)
It will be seen that most of the houses are situated near the desert so imagine in what conditions people live out there. One of the pics shows two rotund Egyptian Pilots. There's one beach as well - Egyptians chilling and watching us passing by. :) See the amount of traffic and how ships pass in such close proximity. :sad: That Bridge connects Egypt to Palestine. :blink:
I think 15 pics is the limit per post. I have about 50. Once someone posts a reply, I'll be able to add more. Enjoy. :blink:
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« on: April 21, 2012, 05:11:06 PM »
Okay, I was going through official docs of my newly joined fellow Bulgarian officers. Attached herewith is a snapshot of their personal details (partly rubbed off). So I was filling up this form for them which requires NOK (Next of kin) info. Filled up the first two - one of them had his WIFE as NOK and the next one had his GIRL FRIEND. That was absolutely normal, at least for me. And the third one? Can you imagine? He had his “EX WIFE” as his NOK!!! I was dumbfounded reading it!! And felt extremely bad. Couldn’t even speak for a while. He still loves her that much to give all his compensation to her in event of a mishap with him? (God forbids) Where in the world is his wife so that I could pass this info on to her that her ex hubby still loves her this much! Myself, being a third person was so saddened to just read it and imagine the guys who have actually been through it? How can they live with it?
My question is why do people get separated? Why do they even get hitched at the first place if all they know their relationship isn’t gonna last? Can’t they strive enough to keep the bond intact?!!
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Some mod please delete the above pic..
I am reattaching, sorry forgot to erase number of that last guy!
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« on: April 12, 2012, 05:47:35 PM »
People have been insisting, so attached herewith are some pics from ma days in China. It had been raining cats and dogs whilst I was there so couldn't click some great ones. Anyhow, hope you like the indoor ones.. During my stay I didn't get a proper thing to eat.. veggie :( :hehe: I don't even know the names of the food they eat. See if you can make out. And if ever travelling to China, take your food along with you. :pagel:
Look at the KFC menu, never saw those items in KFC menu before!
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« on: April 08, 2012, 08:01:56 PM »
Hi All,
I really feel the need to have the option of DISLIKE Button besides THANK YOU one. Rather than reprimanding someone's statement/post we can just hit that button and it'd say all. Short and sweet! :happy: And we can also make a counter for number of dislikes received. :pagel: Admins, mods, fellow users - A penny for your thoughts?
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« on: April 06, 2012, 06:39:25 PM »
Welcome aa. :rockon:
I took a shufti, we have other boliyan topics but this is solely for bari barsi ones.
Ajo payie bari barsi boliyan. :superhappy: :superhappy: Some people are too good at boliyan. :rockon:
I have already discovered one, let's discover some more boli Queens. :blink: :hehe:
Let me start off ( plagiarised aa, please chaljugi? :pagel: ). :happy:
Bari barsin khatan giya se, khat ke liande dana,
Bari barsin khatan giya se, khat ke liande dana,
Nee mitran da pind langh ke, taiton pair pattiya nee jaana. :blink: :hehe:
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« on: March 12, 2012, 02:43:11 PM »
Thought I'd share some of my chartwork pics. My last voyage was from Africa to Sikka. This chart is for approaches to Sikka, Gujarat. So this one covers mostly Gulf of Kachh area.
Ever wondered how ships navigate? There are navigational aids these days which are very user friendly, however, traditional paper charts are still being used. It will be seen that courses along with other relevant info are plotted on the chart. This is the track which we actually followed.. Tracks are so laid in order to keep the ship safe afloat at all times and not let her get aground anyway.
Also attached herewith is the snapshot of Electronic Navigation aid equipment.
Hope it's interesting for you all. Should you need more info, ask away.. :)
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Pics of the nav aid equipment... (latest technology)
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« on: March 11, 2012, 01:24:35 AM »
This topic is for Mundarisky and myself, Toxic!
Third persons are respectfully requested to keep away.
Your quote: "Cus you don't wanna see ma bad side."
Listen I want to see your bad side, come show me.
I am a Jatt! And I ain't fucking afraid of you anyway. Come let's make it public. I'll clear your dubiety in public. Go ahead!
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Welcome! You have entered [Mitra Da Dera] at 6:29 pm
[livelifejattsize] 6:30 pm: Aja shati.. i am waiting..
[mundaxrisky] 6:30 pm: sunio ji bol na
[Sania.] 6:30 pm: I will, but je tu bhoot ban geya ima miss you even more.
[Mitra Da Dera]: dilraj_kaur has entered at 6:30 pm
[mundaxrisky] 6:30 pm: be4 we go to sleep
[mundaxrisky] 6:30 pm: i wont
[mundaxrisky] 6:30 pm: i be nice to u 2omorrow
[Jatti09] 6:31 pm: aundi aa awaz
[Jatti09] 6:31 pm:
[livelifejattsize] 6:31 pm: You born out of wedlock dumbass! Come in the thread..I wanna talk to you in public
[Sania.] 6:31 pm: okay saun to pehla bol du gi.
[mundaxrisky] 6:31 pm: hun bhoonk ve
[shopaholic_angel] 6:31 pm: aaondi awaz
[mundaxrisky] 6:31 pm: hyee rabba
[Mitra Da Dera]: dilraj_kaur has left at 6:32 pm
[mundaxrisky] 6:32 pm: na tinu neend oni wa na mminu get to jhear sunio ji
[Mitra Da Dera]: preet14 has entered at 6:32 pm
[preet14] 6:32 pm: hi
[mundaxrisky] 6:32 pm: lemme go pee
[shopaholic_angel] 6:32 pm: whats wrong with you shakespeare
[Mitra Da Dera]: pangebaaz jatt has entered at 6:32 pm
[Jatti09] 6:32 pm: i knw mai bore krdi payi aa
[Jatti09] 6:32 pm:
[Sania.] 6:32 pm: hey preet.
[preet14] 6:32 pm:
[preet14] 6:33 pm: hi sania
[preet14] 6:33 pm: kidda??
[pangebaaz jatt] 6:33 pm: sat sri akal v sabh nu
[shopaholic_angel] 6:33 pm: no girly you r doing absolutely fine
[livelifejattsize] 6:33 pm: Some people son't have the balls to speak.. khali bhonk hi sakde freaking street guy.
[livelifejattsize] 6:33 pm: Nothing Nav
[preet14] 6:33 pm: ssa sukh
[preet14] 6:33 pm: hi toxic
[Jatti09] 6:33 pm: ssa sukh
[shopaholic_angel] 6:33 pm: lol
[pangebaaz jatt] 6:33 pm: ssa preeto
[Sania.] 6:33 pm: why so sad preeto? & I'm good tu suna.
[shopaholic_angel] 6:33 pm: maa da song eh???
[shopaholic_angel] 6:33 pm: lmao
[shopaholic_angel] 6:33 pm: hahahaha
[preet14] 6:33 pm: i am okk
[pangebaaz jatt] 6:33 pm: ssa simmo
[Sania.] 6:33 pm: ssa sukh.
[preet14] 6:34 pm: mein movie dekhan geyee c frend naal pata ne rabb kahdia ranga vich razi
[preet14] 6:34 pm: just came home
[preet14] 6:34 pm: if u watched it it's sad movie
[pangebaaz jatt] 6:34 pm: ssa saniaaa kime ah
[preet14] 6:34 pm: nd i started crying
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Self explanatory.. kuch bande Chake hunde.
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AJA RISKY DEKHA TU KINA RISKY AA.. MA WE JATT DA PUT NI JE IF I DONT SHOVE YOUR RISKINESS UP YOUR ASS.. YOU MISBEGOTTEN KIDDOOOO... COME GET SOME. I AM MORE THAN EAGERLY WAITING. I DONT FGINE A **** TO WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT ME.. MY SELF RESPEC AND ESTEEM IS MORE THAN IMPORTANT FOR ME, PJ AINT!
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« on: March 10, 2012, 11:33:03 AM »
Ma kee dasa. :hehe: Ok it was last night. I usually tend to my BB (texts) once at night when what should I see but a horrendous text from our sweetie Nigz. It said, "Toxic I need your help!" :sad: Omg I was like what happened to her all of a sudden! I told her its middle of my night, and I am sleeping  : Nigz: how can you sleep?  : Wake up! Me: Ok go ahead now, m awake :(. What's the prob? :wow: Nigz: Woh problem hai. Since Rahul changed my nick on forum, I am unable to login and I can't make a new id cos its says you need to be invited by a friend. So help me, hum job pe bore ho jate hain. :sad: :sad: Me: :D: :D: :D: :D: I could figure that she had been trying logging in with qainaat whereas it should be Nigz. So I told her you gotta login with nigz itself. :hehe: Are you writing that q thing? :D: Nigz: Omg yeah, are you serious? hahhaa I have been trying since ages. :pagel: Me: :D: Omg kee houga tera kuriye. :hehe: So sare users jina nu nahi pata.. ona layie we eh info aa.. cos we can't really afford to lose such gorgeous patolas.. :hehe:
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« on: March 08, 2012, 02:20:29 AM »
A man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 year-old father “MundaRisky". While there he notices the nurse is giving MundaRisky hot chocolate and Viagra.
The man asks, "Why are you doing that? I mean, at his age what will it do for him?"
The nurse explains, "The hot chocolate will help him sleep."
The man says, "And the Viagra?"
"Keeps him from falling out of bed." :D: :D: :D:
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« on: February 21, 2012, 11:22:43 AM »
I don't know eh janta nu changa lagu ki nahi  :
Simple topic aa.. Ajj jo we mara hoya oh likna and last wich likna baki sab thik aa.. hojo shuru :excited: ... Let me start.. Ajj meri majj chori hogi but baki sab thik aa .. :pagel: :superhappy: :superhappy:
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« on: February 04, 2012, 12:05:37 PM »
Who has made the name changes to love status?!
This 'talaashi wich' sounds so incredibly cheesy!!
Can any mod change it please?
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« on: October 15, 2011, 10:17:20 AM »
Ohhh PJ I miss you sooooo much! All ma PJ mates! I have been globe trotting.. Hands are full full full :( :( Lately, spent a month in the States. It was good experience. I like New Orleans! I'd also been to Galveston. Yamle in thy neck of woods. :) These days I'm in Sint Eust, Netherlands Antilles. Anyways.. just to apprise ya all.. I miss all ma buddies. A lot! Ma best PJ mate - Nox, Bald Jhande :D, Mithi ji Roop, Cerebral gymn partner Rubz, Apna velly yaar Param, Mayhem creator - Tut pana  , Ma seasoned missy Kudrat, Sohni ji Noorie , Amiable Kerfuffle, Oh ma sweet Kweenie, Fateh the warrior , ma cool buddy - Killa (Cah bana la bai ), quick witted debater - Naseebo, Titlee, mitho, Soulo, Grenade, Kayp, Sarpanch bai.. ohhhhh Sarpanch bai kime aa? hehe Pegg sheg la ke jean pepe wali pake ! haha! Oh last but not the least ma Kiwi chick Le :) Jina da id nahi likhya gusse na hoyo coz thonu jada miss karda . Trust that you all are having good time. I will get back after this stint.. soon. Fer milke raula pawange :D.. Till then have fun. Best Wishes! PS: Attached herewith is sareya di bachpan diya photos.. Aime ronde hunde si
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« on: July 22, 2011, 05:17:37 PM »
Its always been a mystery to me,
How two hearts can come together,
And love can last forever.
But now that I have found you I believe,
That a miracle has come when God sends the perfect one.
So gone are all my questions about why,
And i've never been so sure of anything in my life
Oh I wonder what God was thinking,when he created you.
I wonder if He knew everything I would need,
Because he made all my dreams come true.
When God made you, He must have been thinking about me.
Ooo ooo,I promise that wherever you may go, wherever life may lead you,
With all my heart I'll be there too.
And from this moment on I want you to know,
I'll let nothing come between us, and I will love the ones you love.
So gone are all my questions about why
Oh I wonder what God was thinking when he created you,
I wonder if He knew everythin I would need,
Because He made all my dreams come true.
When God made you He must've been thinking about me.
He made the sun He made the moon,
To harmonize a perfect tune,
One can't do without the other they just have to be together.
And that is how I know it's true,
Your for me and i'm for you and my world
Just can't be right without you in my life
Oh I wonder what God was thinking,when he created you.
I wonder if He knew everything I would need,
Because he made all my dreams come true.
When God made you, He must have been thinking about me.
He must have heard every prayer I've been praying. He must've knew everything I would need
When God made you, He must've been thinking about me...
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« on: July 09, 2011, 10:11:19 AM »
ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ bai!
Ethe apni diet liko. Ma kal toh ohi kani. :lol: :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy:
Eh 'rabb da banda' ni takda sara day! Energy bhoot a bai! :D: :D:
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« on: July 09, 2011, 02:46:28 AM »
Rant as much as you can! Post pics, videos, songs' lyrics and so on.. :happy: :superhappy:
Especially for ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ bai - Eithe appa khali jatts bare raula pohna. Jinna marzi liki jao like jatts kee karde nale kee kar sakde.
Jattan de shonka de galla liko.. Hoja bai shuru :superhappy: :excited:
Extract from my about me section has been pasted as an example, :rockon: :rockon:
-qte-
When jatts run they actually stay still, the earth moves under their feet like a treadmill.
When jatts turn up late for work, the rest of the workforce are docked wages for being early.
Jatts created man in their own image and did bhangra on the 7th day.
A jatt’s smile could cure world hunger, too bad jatts are always filled with righteous revenge!
When jatts misuse or mispell a word, they aren't making a typographical error, they're rewriting the dictionary.
Nelly wears a bandaid because a jatt once glanced at him on tv, piercing his skin IRL.
If you ask a jatt the same question twice, you get frozen. Kind of like when sub zero connects with two consecutive ice hadouken things in mortal kombat.
They created a jatt superman game for PS3 but when it starts up it blowed it all up.
Microsoft wanted to create the jatt font but upon development all the letters jumped off the screen, bitchslapped bill gates, and ran off to furiously multiply in the grassy green fields of MSJATT.
The best form of sunblock is to stand under a jatt's shadow. SPF Nine thousaaaaaaaaaaaaand.
Jatts spike their daru with lassi!
Normal ppl piss their names into the snow whereas jatts can piss their names into the concrete!
If it were possible to cut a jatt, he would bleed makhani and you would find that his skin is partially made of parantha.
One day a jatt started using his gandasa to sculpt something for his son....he named it himalayas.
When jatts play online video games, real people die on the other side.
Jatts do not require cell phones because they can yell loud enough to hear each other anywhere in the world.
-unqte-
Keep on adding. :rockon:
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« on: July 08, 2011, 11:12:32 AM »
I have preserved this poem from the past 4 years, thought of sharing with you guys. Please read it. :smile:
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« on: July 02, 2011, 11:51:40 PM »
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« on: July 02, 2011, 10:35:38 PM »
Todd tries to take his friend hunting, but when they get to his favourite hunting spot, they find "No Trespassing" signs everywhere. Todd tells his friend to wait in the car and walks up to the nearby farmhouse. The farmer answers the door, and Todd says: "Sir, I've hunted on this property all my life, but now I notice you have a bunch of signs up. I wanted to see if it was still okay for me to hunt here." The farmer scratches his chin for a bit and says: "I'll make you a deal. We've got this cow out back that we have to kill for food, but we've grown too attached to it. If you go out back and shoot my cow, I'll let you hunt on my property." Walking back to the car, Todd decides to play a joke on his friend. "That old bastard won't let us hunt on his property," he tells him. "I'm going to shoot his cow!" He then walks over to the side of the house and... BLAM! Suddenly two more shots ring out behind him, and his friend runs up, yelling: "I got the cat and dog too! Let's get the hell out of here!" :laugh: :laugh:
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