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2061
« on: March 16, 2011, 04:39:26 AM »
mai ta pehla hi kehenda si thoda koi chaaker aa :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
Gill meinu v shak s ehnha teee chalo door ho geya hunnn gudluckkkk lolz :D:
2062
« on: March 16, 2011, 03:30:24 AM »
GirL Friend is fun,
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Wife is gun.
GirL Friend is Light of Moon,
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Wife is Month of June.
GirL Friend is Tooty Fruity
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Wife is Kismat Phooti.
GirL Friend is Beauty,
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Wife is duty.
Girl friend is pension
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Wife is tension.
Girl friend is pataka,
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Wife is syapa.
HappY SIngle Life.
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
2063
« on: March 16, 2011, 03:18:42 AM »
1.Aapki Aankheyn Aapke jism ka wo Hissa hyn
jinhe Aap Sabon se Dho Nahi skte.
2.Aap Apne Bal Nhi Gin skte.
3.Aapki Zubaan Aapke Sare Danton ko Nhi Chhu skti.
4.Sirf Bevquf log point No 3 Try kreynge.
5.Aap Muskura Rahe ho QK Aapki Zuban Aapke Sare Danton ko Chhu Skti hy.
6.Aap Hans rahe ho QK Aap Bevaqoof Ban Chuke ho.
7.Aap Isay Aage Send kroge QK Aap Mza lena Chahte ho Dusron ko Bevaquf Bnakr..!¡
:D: :D: :D: :D:
2064
« on: March 16, 2011, 03:13:41 AM »
wah g wahhh noorr tusi kehra kise nalo ghat hoooo ...
2065
« on: March 16, 2011, 03:12:17 AM »
Noor somthing for uuuuuu...
Kaali Aenak Laa Noor Kini Soni Lagdi...
Neevi Paake Kolo Langdi.. Buliyan De Vich Hasdi...
Sapni Wangu Dangdi Jaave ..janNe Khane Nu Dangdi...
Tor Noor Di Wehja Wehja Kardi..tor Noor Di...
:rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
2066
« on: March 16, 2011, 03:02:30 AM »
Once there was a admi.
He was cutting saag with daatri.
He saw a wadda sara Sapp.
He began to cry,
Bachao,Bachao
I am maring,
Then his Piyoo, take a sota and kill the sapp, when o gaya nerrey, they saw that was not a sapp that was a kala Rassa.
Moral: ”
vekh k rola paya karo.
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2067
« on: March 16, 2011, 02:50:06 AM »
hahahaha noor ki hoyaaa dar gayiii pic dekh keee :D:
2068
« on: March 16, 2011, 02:41:44 AM »
Ek bacha park mai bench pe betha
1 k bad 1 toffee kha rha tha.
Pas bethi 1 orat boli:
Jo ziada metha khatay hen
wo jaldi mar jatay hen.
Boy:
ap ko malum hay meri dadi ki age 106 saal thi.
Orat:
wo metha kam khati hongi.
Boy:
nahi,
Wo apny kaam se kaam rakhti thi.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :D:
2069
« on: March 16, 2011, 02:38:16 AM »
Tum Naraz ho
Koi reply Nahi kiya
Ok
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tumhari marzi
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Meri aur tumhari dosti b khatam
Aur
doubara mujh se contact karne ki koshish b mat karna
Ok bye.
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Apni tasveer b wapis le lo?
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tu badal geya dost.
:D: :D: :D: :D:
2070
« on: March 16, 2011, 02:35:41 AM »
:D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D:
2071
« on: March 16, 2011, 02:34:51 AM »
Kabi shehar jana,
Kabi gaon jana,
Kabi idar jana,
Kabi udar jana,
Maza na ae to utar jana.
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//\/ //\\ 1200cc
khota Corolla 2OII model Sirf tere liay hai.
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
2072
« on: March 16, 2011, 02:32:42 AM »
Jo Sab Dete He Wo Hum Nahi Denge
Pyar Jab Bhi Denge Kam Nahi Denge
Yakin Na Ho To Aazma Lena Mere Dost,
Zindagi Me Kbhi Tumhe Gum Nahi Denge......
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2073
« on: March 16, 2011, 02:29:59 AM »
Haye meri maa gabhru shokeen munda kare tha tha ...
Kal meri mod utte fadke ni baah kehnda kar haannn...
haye meri maa........ :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
2074
« on: March 16, 2011, 02:26:33 AM »
Bari barsi khatan gia si,khat ke lianda feeta,
Bari barsi khatan gia si,khat ke lianda feeta,
Ni meriyan sharabiyan akhian ne,
Sara PJ sharabi kita....
Bari barsi khatan gayi si, khat ke leyandi sode di puri
Je tu sehar da munda, main v pind di kuri..... :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
2075
« on: March 16, 2011, 02:14:03 AM »
balle balle
balle balle na karooo boliyan payo tusi vv je aa hi gaye aa jaggo chh
2076
« on: March 16, 2011, 02:13:35 AM »
:balle: :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle:
Tusin phulan ton vi sohal, Mithe mishri ton bol... Bahuta sangi da ni hunda...zara hasiya karo, Koi saade jogi seva hove dasiya karo!!! :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
2077
« on: March 16, 2011, 02:06:32 AM »
 soo muchhh roopal gg
2078
« on: March 16, 2011, 02:06:10 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
2079
« on: March 16, 2011, 02:04:09 AM »
Noor tuhade layi ik boliiii
Been Been Been sadi NOOR SANDHU bari shokeen.
Pavey kurta naale jean
Laundi powder te cream
Turdi di thumak thumak shava
Jutti chiku chiku shava
Turdi di thumak thumak shava
JuTti chiku chiku shava......
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
2080
« on: March 16, 2011, 01:59:52 AM »
Koi ik ladu a, koi do ladu a, laduan di thaali bhar gaya,
Main na angrezi jaandi, munda luv u luv u kar gaya...
Koi ik ladu a, koi do ladu a, laduan di thaali bhar gaya,
Sase (mom in law) Ni tera ladla kuj keh ke andhar war geya .......... :D: :D:
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