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Shayari / Re: ਪੀ ਜੇ 'ਤੇ HITLER ਦੀ ਬਰਾਤ
« on: March 17, 2011, 04:28:32 AM »
Meinu ta kuj samjh nahi aaundiiii ki hoyi janda aa mein thak gayi aa baithi baithii tusi pata nahi kithe mare aaa aje tak koi disda hi nahi aa  lolzz
kamlo chup kr k baithhi reh veri veri sanu phn na kri ja a ....pochan hi wale a..hun na kuch boli ..tera makeup khraab ho ju ga.....bilkul chuppppppppppp
tu ni bolnaaaaaaa
jadon tak braat nhi andihun phone ni krna tu sanuuu

saghi je eh idda nai samjdi hana.. te danda farle.. :D: :D: nai te naal di kise nu kende aa ke edde mou te tape lave te lipstick assi ake la deva ge... :D:

Mehak teri ta lat mein toddi aa sis meri  aa te bari firdi jaggoo ch ki gal sarpanch bina dil nahi lagda tera
:D::D::D::D::D:

2022
Shayari / Re: ਪੀ ਜੇ 'ਤੇ HITLER ਦੀ ਬਰਾਤ
« on: March 17, 2011, 04:27:27 AM »
Meinu ta kuj samjh nahi aaundiiii ki hoyi janda aa mein thak gayi aa baithi baithii tusi pata nahi kithe mare aaa aje tak koi disda hi nahi aa  lolzz
kamlo chup kr k baithhi reh veri veri sanu phn na kri ja a ....pochan hi wale a..hun na kuch boli ..tera makeup khraab ho ju ga.....bilkul chuppppppppppp
tu ni bolnaaaaaaa
jadon tak braat nhi andihun phone ni krna tu sanuuu

:D::D::D::D::D::D::D: wah nahi sagiyeee phone  taa shuanki kari janda aa kehnda tang kartaa sarpanchh ne na edha chadra labhda na edhii jutttii
makeup nahi khrab hunda tension na leh fer kar lavageeee
nale tu ta mere wal hona ss hai eh das barat ch kiven gayi aaaaa dasdi teinu aa jaa toddi teri lat te viche hi mehak diii

2023
Pics / Re: koi sanu vi
« on: March 17, 2011, 04:25:09 AM »
 oh v kehnda hona aa wadiya hoya yaar purani wali to picha shuta hun koi nava patola fasaunde aa
:D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D:

2024
Jokes Majaak / Re: Pj Sarpanch & Sandhu
« on: March 17, 2011, 04:23:56 AM »
:D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D:


GOOD ONE NOOR KEEP IT UP SWEETY

2025
Jokes Majaak / Re: beautyfull lines sirf mand lai..
« on: March 17, 2011, 04:23:13 AM »
thxxx change karan layiiiii , now everybody can laughhh
:D::D::D::D::D::D::D:

2026
no facebook... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: only for family facebook... :D: :D: :D: so mainu pura hak aa  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: hasan da..

oh realllyyy liar since whennnn chal bus karrrr hn ehvin haha na layi jaaaa dhid dukhega murkeee

2027
Jokes Majaak / Re: muskaan in office...
« on: March 17, 2011, 04:21:36 AM »
:D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D::D:

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Shayari / Re: ਪੀ ਜੇ 'ਤੇ HITLER ਦੀ ਬਰਾਤ
« on: March 17, 2011, 04:20:23 AM »
Meinu ta kuj samjh nahi aaundiiii ki hoyi janda aa mein thak gayi aa baithi baithii tusi pata nahi kithe mare aaa aje tak koi disda hi nahi aa  lolzz

2029
Jokes Majaak / Re: nakhro da rista
« on: March 17, 2011, 04:12:43 AM »
:dnk: :dnk: :dnk: :dnk: :dnk: :dnk: i have only 24 teeth.. not 32 :okk: lol....

ki hoya mehakk edha da mooh ku karleya aaa age ta bada hahaha kardi sss
i mjust kidding yaar hv a fun .... smileee

2030
:D::D::D::D: :D::D::D::D::D:
mehak teinu te nahi kehnda kitee dekh laaa hor na teri gal karda hoven tu ethe hahah kari javen

2031
Jokes Majaak / Re: nakhro da rista
« on: March 17, 2011, 04:06:53 AM »
mehak bahut na dand kadd bhan dene aaa tere 32 de 32
Sandhu nu galti lag gayi honi aaa mehak tera naam likhna ss usneee mein hi kiha chal rehndeeee gussa karju kurii ehvin :D::D::D::D:

 Nale sandhuu rahi gal bkkl waliii tension na lehhhhhh ehne made din mere nahi aauneee je edha da mil v geya ta koi nahiiiii bkkl to CMA na bana dita fer kahiiiii
waishe joke thik ssss haso haso dont woryyy
:D::D::D::D:

2032
Introductions / New Friends / Re: Happy Birthday Maddy
« on: March 17, 2011, 03:34:24 AM »
<p>Wishing you on your birthday</p>DesiComments.com | Birthday | Forward this Picture


Happy Birthdayyy Maddyyy Hope u had a gud one

2033
Jokes Majaak / Boy walks in to the class room.......
« on: March 16, 2011, 07:43:17 PM »
Boy Walks In To Class Room:
.
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Teacher: Why Are You Late?
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....
Boy: I Saw A Sign On The Way To School.
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Teacher: What Did The Sign Say?
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Boy: School Ahead Slow Down   :he: :he:

2034
Jokes Majaak / Re: Do Aadmi.........
« on: March 16, 2011, 07:40:28 PM »
wadiyan aa nai hoya ta kareyo v na  nahi te eh halt ho jani aa :D::D::D:

2035
Jokes Majaak / Lazy to get up early inthe morning.................
« on: March 16, 2011, 07:39:23 PM »
1.Do You Feel Lazy To Get Up Early In The Morning?

2.Does A Book Work As A Sleeping Pill?

3.Attend Classes Only For Attendance?
...
4.See The Calendar For Holidays ?

5.Cell In Place Of A Pen ?

If The Above Is Happening With U..
Congratulations!

U R A Perfect Student... ;->
 :loll: :loll: :D: :D:

2036
Jokes Majaak / Do Aadmi.........
« on: March 16, 2011, 07:35:52 PM »
1st Aadmi: Aap Ka Kutta Toh Sher Jesa Lagta Hai
Kiya Khilate Ho Is Ko?

2nd Aadmi: Ye Kameena Sher Hi Hai,
Saala Pyar Wyaar K Chakkar Me Par Gya Tha
Toh Shakal Kuttay Waali Ho Gai Hai. :-]
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

2037
Jokes Majaak / Re: ZABARDASTI nahin Kar sakta kya? ........... Funnyy
« on: March 16, 2011, 07:32:33 PM »
ashaa ggg thts not rightttt tusi pehla shuru karde aaa

2038
Jokes Majaak / Larka aur ik ladki.....
« on: March 16, 2011, 07:31:54 PM »
Ek Larka Phool Le Kar Larki K Pas Gaya.
Larki Ne Use KISS Kr Diya,
Wo GHABRA Kr BHAGA To Larki
Ne Pucha Kya Hua?
Larka: Guldasta Lene Ja Raha Hun..!  :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

2039
Jokes Majaak / Send this to your boss for promotion....
« on: March 16, 2011, 07:30:32 PM »
Hi Boss,
People who do lots of work
make lots of mistakes.

People who do less work
make less mistakes.

People who do no work
make no mistakes.

People who make no mistakes
gets promoted.

Thats why I spend most of my time
sending e-mails & playing games at work
I need a promotion.
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 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / ZABARDASTI nahin Kar sakta kya? ........... Funnyy
« on: March 16, 2011, 07:28:14 PM »
Boy : may I kiss u?

Girl : No

Boy again : May I kiss u?

Girl : No..

Boy desperately asks : PLEASEEEEE MAY I KISS U?

Girl : Kutte, kaminey...
Teacher thodi naa hoon jo permission maang raha hai

ZABARDASTI nahin Kar sakta kya?
 :D: :D: :D: :D:
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