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Shayari / Re: khushi

« on: March 20, 2011, 06:06:25 PM »

bahut wadiyan likheya aa raj and shuankiiiii

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Introductions / New Friends / Re: hola mahhala diya mubarka

« on: March 20, 2011, 06:14:17 AM »

Jeth g tuhanu vv te sari ppj janta nuuuu hole mahale diyan mubarkaan

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Jokes Majaak / Teached and sandhuuuu saab........ new

« on: March 20, 2011, 06:12:28 AM »

Teacher ne Sandhu nu 3 saval puche.

1) Bill Clinton di vohti da naam daso?

2) Bus kini speed te chaldi hai?

3) Murgi roj kine ande dindi hai?

Sandhu ne ik line vich hi sab javab likh dite:

Hillary Clinton 60 di speed te roj 4 ande dindi hai. :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Sarpanch kuri dekhan janda aa ....New

« on: March 20, 2011, 06:04:50 AM »

Sarpanch viah vaste ik kudi dekhan janda a.

Sarpanch te kudi de mata pita ohna nu gal baat karan layi ikale chad dinde ne......

Kafi der sochan to baad,
Sarpanch boleya: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho ji?

Girl: Vaise taan 3 si ji, par hun tuhanu mila ke 4 ho gaye han ji. :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Meet and his freindd .......... New

« on: March 20, 2011, 05:58:34 AM »

Ik Friend MEET kol manja mangan gaya.

Meet: Sade kol do hi manje ne.
Ik te mein te mera bapu sonde haan,
te dooje te meri vohti te meri maa.

Funny Friend: Oye Ullu ! Manja nahi dena te na deo par soya te tareeke naal karo.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Punjabi and bihariii......new

« on: March 20, 2011, 05:55:38 AM »

Ik Punjabi ne bihari se pucha:
Ladki patana mehnat ka kaam hai ya maze ka.

Bihari: Maze ka, kyunki agar mehnat ka hota to yeh bhi aap ham se karvate.
:D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Banta takes interview of santa foe a jobb.....new job

« on: March 20, 2011, 05:53:39 AM »

Banta takes interview of Santa for a job.

Banta: Tell me opposite words of these:

Banta: Good

Santa: Bad

Banta: Come

Santa: Go

Banta: Fast

Santa: Slow

Banta: Ugly

Santa: Pichhli

Banta: U-G-L-Y

Santa: P-I-C-H-H-L-I

Banta: Shut up

Santa: Keep talking

Banta: Get out

Santa: Come in

Banta: Oh my God

Santa: Oh my devil

Banta: You are rejected

Santa: I am selected............ :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Husband Wife Jokes Thread

« on: March 20, 2011, 05:51:13 AM »

Quote from: SaNdHu_BoYz on March 20, 2011, 05:19:56 AM

lol sochda ki karna

tu sochde sochdeee de budha ho jana fer dand v nahi hone kol fer eh sochi kash has lainda
Laugh:Laugh:Laugh:

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**Shayari / Re: *ਬਚਪਨ ਦੇ ਕੁੱਝ ਬੇਲੀ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਅਜੇ ਵੀ ਚੇਤੇ ਆਉਂਦੇ ਨੇ**

« on: March 19, 2011, 09:14:39 PM »

Quote from: ਸ਼ੋਕੀ on March 19, 2011, 08:47:35 PM

ਲੰਗ ਗਿਆ ਬਚਪੱਨ ਆ ਗਈਆ ਨੇ ਜਵਾਨੀਆ

ਦੁਨੀਆ ਦਾਰੀ ਨੂੰ ਵੇਖਾ ਅਜੇ ਆਈਆ ਨਹੀ ਸ਼ਤਾਨੀਆ

ਕਦੀ ਆਪਣਾ ਖਿਡੋਣਾ ਜਦ ਹੱਥੀ ਟੁੱਟ ਜਾਣਾ

ਫੇਰ ਉੱਚੀ ਉੱਚੀ ਰੌਣਾ ਤੇ ਚੁੱਪ ਕਿਤੇ ਸੌ ਜਾਣਾ

ਹੁੰਦੀ ਵੱਧ ਹੁਣ ਪੀੜ ਜਦ ਖਾਣੇ ਪੇਂਦੇ ਠੇਡੈ

ਅੱਜ ਜਰਾ ਵੀ ਨਹੀ ਰੌਨਾ ਤੇ ਸਾਰੀ ਰਾਤ ਨਹੀੳ ਸੌਣਾ

ਪਾਏ ਬਟੂਏ ਚ ਪੇਸਿਆ ਦੀ ਜਰਾ ਨਹੀ ਖੁਸ਼ੀ

ਅੱਜ ਬੜੇ ਚੇਤੇ ਅੳਦੀਆ ਉਹ ਤੇਲੀਆ ਚਵਾਨੀਆ

ਮੇਂ ਇਹ ਕਰੁਗਾ ਮੇ ਉਹ ਕਰੁਗਾ ਮੇ ਉਹ ਬਣੁਗਾ,

ਹੁਣ ਜੇ ਉਹ ਨਾ ਬਣ ਹੋਆ ਤਾ ਮੇ ਕੀ ਕਰੁਗਾ

sooo cuteeee gg

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PJ Games / Re: Give the nick name to the person above you

« on: March 19, 2011, 09:14:03 PM »

rajjj da nick name aaa

Sweett Pie

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PJ Games / Re: saghi and sagha ,kuch pyar bhare pal :)

« on: March 19, 2011, 09:12:50 PM »

Quote from: saghi on March 19, 2011, 09:11:25 PM

8->

ssaghiye na soch ehnhaa tuuuu happy hovo

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Shayari / Re: Rabb Maran Te Puche Khwaish Meri

« on: March 19, 2011, 09:12:09 PM »

bahut hi wadiyan likheya sohni kuri gg

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Gup Shup / Re: i mis u i like u i love u

« on: March 19, 2011, 09:10:49 PM »

I misss myyy cute freindd, but he s ignoring mee these daysss , and doesnt want to talk to me anymore cause he found a new freinddd ........................... misss uuu buddyyyy :wait: :wait: :wait:

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