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Topics - ਨਖਰੋ ਮਜਾਜਾਂ ਪੱਟੀ
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« on: March 20, 2011, 08:07:19 PM »
Meet Apni Girlfriend Nu “I Love You” Kehnda Hai Te Gir Painda Hai,,
Girlfriend: Ae Tusi Ki Kar Rahe Ho?
Meet : I am Falling in Love......... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: March 20, 2011, 08:04:42 PM »
Ik Dere Wala Baba Saprnch Nu: Beta Tere Ghar Ch Bhootni Da Saya Hai....
Sarpanch: Baba Main Tainu Bada Maranga,
Je Meri Wife De Baare Kuch Boelya :D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 20, 2011, 06:12:28 AM »
Teacher ne Sandhu nu 3 saval puche.
1) Bill Clinton di vohti da naam daso?
2) Bus kini speed te chaldi hai?
3) Murgi roj kine ande dindi hai?
Sandhu ne ik line vich hi sab javab likh dite:
Hillary Clinton 60 di speed te roj 4 ande dindi hai. :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 20, 2011, 06:04:50 AM »
Sarpanch viah vaste ik kudi dekhan janda a.
Sarpanch te kudi de mata pita ohna nu gal baat karan layi ikale chad dinde ne......
Kafi der sochan to baad,
Sarpanch boleya: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho ji?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si ji, par hun tuhanu mila ke 4 ho gaye han ji. :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 20, 2011, 05:58:34 AM »
Ik Friend MEET kol manja mangan gaya.
Meet: Sade kol do hi manje ne.
Ik te mein te mera bapu sonde haan,
te dooje te meri vohti te meri maa.
Funny Friend: Oye Ullu ! Manja nahi dena te na deo par soya te tareeke naal karo.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: March 20, 2011, 05:55:38 AM »
Ik Punjabi ne bihari se pucha:
Ladki patana mehnat ka kaam hai ya maze ka.
Bihari: Maze ka, kyunki agar mehnat ka hota to yeh bhi aap ham se karvate.
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 20, 2011, 05:53:39 AM »
Banta takes interview of Santa for a job.
Banta: Tell me opposite words of these:
Banta: Good
Santa: Bad
Banta: Come
Santa: Go
Banta: Fast
Santa: Slow
Banta: Ugly
Santa: Pichhli
Banta: U-G-L-Y
Santa: P-I-C-H-H-L-I
Banta: Shut up
Santa: Keep talking
Banta: Get out
Santa: Come in
Banta: Oh my God
Santa: Oh my devil
Banta: You are rejected
Santa: I am selected............ :D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 19, 2011, 06:02:21 AM »
Tum jao hum se door
tu ek kaam kar jana
kuch pal apne hamare naam kar jana,
Agar aa jaey maut hamen tere aane se
pehly
tu aa kar mere jinaze ka ehtaram kar
jana,
Na rona is qadar k takleef ho hamen
maut ko bhi mazaq samj kar anjan ban
jana,
Main ek din so jaon ge sada k liye
phir muje bewafa keh k badnaam kar
jana,
Jo guzro meri qabar se tu nazren na
pherna
mehman he ban k dua salam kar jana.
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« on: March 19, 2011, 05:58:13 AM »
Katoon si chubhti hai Tanhai
Angaroon si sulagti hai Tanhai
Koi aa kar hum dono ko hansa de
Main rota hoon rone lagti hai Tanhai
Jab bhi tere Hisar se nikalna chaha
Yaadoon k beej bone lagti hai Tanhai
Raat k kisi hise main yeh bhi Bewafa ho jati hai
Main nahi sota sone lagti hai Tanhai
Tum se judaa ho kar is se hi Dil laga lia hai
Mar sa jata hoon jab khone lagti hai Tanhai
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« on: March 19, 2011, 05:55:47 AM »
Kosis bhut ki kushi dene ki par de na sake,
Kosis bhut ki kush rahne ki par rahe na sake,
Mohabbat karne ka aisa sila mila humko yaaro,
Jis se mohabbat ki bas wahi samaj na saki,
Kahti thi ki bhut pyar hai tumse,
Jab jarurat thi uski tho who sath de na saki,
Laga tha mujhko aisa ki jaan s jada pyari karti h who,
Jab aayi gam batne ki baari tho sare gam akele hi le gayi,
Ye kaise mohabbat h meri jo mujhe itne dukh de gayi, :sad: :sad: :sad:
Lakin hai is dil mein ab bhi uska pyar basa ..... [/size][/color]
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« on: March 19, 2011, 05:53:41 AM »
ab yaad dilae kon tumhe,,
ye saal bhe akhir beet gaya,,
ye baazi bhe jag jeet gaya,,
wo sard hawaein ab bhe hain,,
rangeen fizaein ab bhe hain,,
wo bheege bheege pani ki purshor sadaein ab bhe hain ,,
mein ab bhe udhar ko jata hn,,
aur dil apna sulgata hn,,,
ab tum nhe hote sath mere,,
hote hain khaali hath mere,,
purshor sadaein puchte hain,,
wo sard hawaein puchte hain,,
wo kahan gya saathe tera ,,,kia phr ye zamana jeet gya,,
YE SAAL BHE AKHIR BEET GYA,,,
YE SAAL BHE AKHIR BEET GYA,
:sad: :sad:
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« on: March 19, 2011, 05:51:28 AM »
Mausam hy barish ka aur yad tumhari aati hy,
Barish k har ek katre se aawaz tumhari aati hy,
Badal jab garajte hain dil ki dharkan barhti hy,
Aur dil ki har ek dharkan se aawaz tumhari aati hy,
jab taiz hawaein chalti hain aur jaan humari jati hy,
Mausam hy barish ka aur yad tumhari aati hy.
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« on: March 19, 2011, 05:49:58 AM »
Tumse Mil Kar Tumhen Bhulna Mushkil Hai Asaan Nahi
Deewane Dil Ko Samjhana, Mushkil Hai Asaan Nahi
Har Rasta,Har Manzar Ab To,Koi Fasana Lagta Hai
Jab Se Tum Aaye Ho,Sara Sheher Suhana Lagta Hai
Jaate Lumho Ka Ruk Jana Mushkil Hai, Asaan Nahi
Jhukti Aankhein, Rukti Sansein, Dard Adhura Kehti Hain
Dil Ki Puri Batein Aksar Dil Ke ander Rehti Hain
Dil Ki Baat, Zubaan Par Lana Mushkil Hai, Asaan Nahi
Jo Hum Chaahein Wo Tum Chaaho, Phir Bhi Kyun Ye Doori Hai?
Mil Kar Bhi Hum Mil Nahi Paate, Ye Kaisi Majboori Hai?
Rasmoo Ki Deewar Giraana Mushkil Hai, Asaan Nahi…..
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« on: March 19, 2011, 02:42:42 AM »
ik ghar wich aag lag gyi, te 25-30 log andar si,
Fateh andar gya te 5-6 nu bahar kad laya,is te
Fateh nu police fad ke le gyi.
Qu?
?
?
Q ki Fateh 6 firemen nu bahar kad laya si. :D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 19, 2011, 02:25:16 AM »
Santa : daso kehde office wich ladies kam nahi kar sakdi?
Banta: firebrigade?
Santa: Q ?
Banta: firebrigade da kam aag bhujana hunda hai aag lgana nahi ! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: March 19, 2011, 02:19:28 AM »
WIFE: Aasi kithe ja rahe haan ?
Fateh: Lambi drive te.
Wife: Pehla dasna si, me bachiya nu v le ana si!
Fateh: Mainu v kehda kithe pta si, gaddi de break hune fail hoye hai. :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 19, 2011, 02:14:26 AM »
Fateh: bapu aaj teacher ik sawal puchiya jisda jawab bus mere kol si.
Bapu: sabaas putt, waishe sawal ki si?
Fateh : Eh blackboard gila kis ne kita......... :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 19, 2011, 12:07:20 AM »
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« on: March 19, 2011, 12:01:48 AM »
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« on: March 18, 2011, 11:53:51 PM »
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