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« on: March 17, 2011, 06:42:56 AM »
Chand ne ki hogi suraj se mohhabat
isliye to chand main dag hai
mumkin hai chand se hui hogi bewafai
isliye to suraj main aag hai… [/i]
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« on: March 17, 2011, 06:39:58 AM »
“..Aisa nahi ki humko koi bhi khushi nahi..
Lekin ye Jindagi bhi koi Jindagi nahi…
Palko se khawab kyu gire..kyu choor ho gaye…
Kyu Jindagi ki rah mai hum dur ho gaye….”
:sad:
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« on: March 17, 2011, 06:38:20 AM »
Jo assar hai akh di maar ander,
oh na teer te na talwaar andar,
ohna Rab nu labh ke ki lena,
Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander!!! [/color] :sad: :sad: :sad:
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« on: March 17, 2011, 04:51:36 AM »
BF goes to MEHAK : Aap mari "ZINDGI" ho!
MEHAK says: Or?
Or?
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Or?
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Or?
Or?
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Or?
Or?
Or?
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Or?
Or?
Or?
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"OR LANAT HAY ESI ZINDGI PAR!"
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 16, 2011, 07:43:17 PM »
Boy Walks In To Class Room:
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Teacher: Why Are You Late?
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Boy: I Saw A Sign On The Way To School.
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Teacher: What Did The Sign Say?
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Boy: School Ahead Slow Down :he: :he:
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« on: March 16, 2011, 07:39:23 PM »
1.Do You Feel Lazy To Get Up Early In The Morning?
2.Does A Book Work As A Sleeping Pill?
3.Attend Classes Only For Attendance?
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4.See The Calendar For Holidays ?
5.Cell In Place Of A Pen ?
If The Above Is Happening With U..
Congratulations!
U R A Perfect Student... ;->
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« on: March 16, 2011, 07:35:52 PM »
1st Aadmi: Aap Ka Kutta Toh Sher Jesa Lagta Hai
Kiya Khilate Ho Is Ko?
2nd Aadmi: Ye Kameena Sher Hi Hai,
Saala Pyar Wyaar K Chakkar Me Par Gya Tha
Toh Shakal Kuttay Waali Ho Gai Hai. :-]
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: March 16, 2011, 07:31:54 PM »
Ek Larka Phool Le Kar Larki K Pas Gaya.
Larki Ne Use KISS Kr Diya,
Wo GHABRA Kr BHAGA To Larki
Ne Pucha Kya Hua?
Larka: Guldasta Lene Ja Raha Hun..! :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 16, 2011, 07:30:32 PM »
Hi Boss,
People who do lots of work
make lots of mistakes.
People who do less work
make less mistakes.
People who do no work
make no mistakes.
People who make no mistakes
gets promoted.
Thats why I spend most of my time
sending e-mails & playing games at work
I need a promotion. [/size][/color] :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: March 16, 2011, 07:28:14 PM »
Boy : may I kiss u?
Girl : No
Boy again : May I kiss u?
Girl : No..
Boy desperately asks : PLEASEEEEE MAY I KISS U?
Girl : Kutte, kaminey...
Teacher thodi naa hoon jo permission maang raha hai
ZABARDASTI nahin Kar sakta kya?
:D: :D: :D: :D: [/color][/size]
151
« on: March 16, 2011, 07:21:44 PM »
A Student Called Up His Physics Professor..
His Wife Picked Up D Phone Nd Said "He Died Last Week"..
Next Day Student Called Again..
...She Again Pickd Up Nd Said"I T0ld U He Died Last Week
He Called The Third Time.The Wife Said"He Died.Y D0 U Keep 0n Calling Again Nd Again?
Student:"Sun K Acha Lagta Ae"
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: [/b][/size][/color][/b]
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« on: March 16, 2011, 04:45:50 AM »
Tainu Dil Cho Kadna Okha Hai
Tainu Pauna V Aasan Nai
Na Samjhiye Teri Majboori Nu
Assi Aine V Naadan Nai
Teri Yaad Sahare Jeelange
Karde Rahange Hamesha Pyar Tainu
Asi Samjhage Sade Supnaya Da
Ik Gwaach Geya Kirdaar Tainu.......
:sad: :sad:
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« on: March 16, 2011, 03:30:24 AM »
GirL Friend is fun,
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Wife is gun.
GirL Friend is Light of Moon,
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Wife is Month of June.
GirL Friend is Tooty Fruity
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Wife is Kismat Phooti.
GirL Friend is Beauty,
&
Wife is duty.
Girl friend is pension
&
Wife is tension.
Girl friend is pataka,
&
Wife is syapa.
HappY SIngle Life.
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
154
« on: March 16, 2011, 03:18:42 AM »
1.Aapki Aankheyn Aapke jism ka wo Hissa hyn
jinhe Aap Sabon se Dho Nahi skte.
2.Aap Apne Bal Nhi Gin skte.
3.Aapki Zubaan Aapke Sare Danton ko Nhi Chhu skti.
4.Sirf Bevquf log point No 3 Try kreynge.
5.Aap Muskura Rahe ho QK Aapki Zuban Aapke Sare Danton ko Chhu Skti hy.
6.Aap Hans rahe ho QK Aap Bevaqoof Ban Chuke ho.
7.Aap Isay Aage Send kroge QK Aap Mza lena Chahte ho Dusron ko Bevaquf Bnakr..!¡
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 16, 2011, 03:02:30 AM »
Once there was a admi.
He was cutting saag with daatri.
He saw a wadda sara Sapp.
He began to cry,
Bachao,Bachao
I am maring,
Then his Piyoo, take a sota and kill the sapp, when o gaya nerrey, they saw that was not a sapp that was a kala Rassa.
Moral: ”
vekh k rola paya karo.
[/b][/b][/color][/size] :D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 16, 2011, 02:41:44 AM »
Ek bacha park mai bench pe betha
1 k bad 1 toffee kha rha tha.
Pas bethi 1 orat boli:
Jo ziada metha khatay hen
wo jaldi mar jatay hen.
Boy:
ap ko malum hay meri dadi ki age 106 saal thi.
Orat:
wo metha kam khati hongi.
Boy:
nahi,
Wo apny kaam se kaam rakhti thi.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :D:
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« on: March 16, 2011, 02:38:16 AM »
Tum Naraz ho
Koi reply Nahi kiya
Ok
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tumhari marzi
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Meri aur tumhari dosti b khatam
Aur
doubara mujh se contact karne ki koshish b mat karna
Ok bye.
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Apni tasveer b wapis le lo?
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(\_/)
(.”.)”^—– ,,
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tu badal geya dost.
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 16, 2011, 02:34:51 AM »
Kabi shehar jana,
Kabi gaon jana,
Kabi idar jana,
Kabi udar jana,
Maza na ae to utar jana.
(\ /)
/- – ) “^—_–;
\,,/”( , , !’\
//\/ //\\ 1200cc
khota Corolla 2OII model Sirf tere liay hai.
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 16, 2011, 02:32:42 AM »
Jo Sab Dete He Wo Hum Nahi Denge
Pyar Jab Bhi Denge Kam Nahi Denge
Yakin Na Ho To Aazma Lena Mere Dost,
Zindagi Me Kbhi Tumhe Gum Nahi Denge......
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« on: March 16, 2011, 01:54:11 AM »
Ek Bewafa Ko Hum Ne Is Dil Mein Jaga Di Thi
Khuwabon Ki Duniya Apni Us Se Hi Saja Di Thi
Chaha Tha Us Ko Hum Ne Khud Se Bhi Bohat Barh Kar
Us Chahat Mein Hum Ne Ye Hasti Hi Mita Di Thi
Maloom Nahi Tha Hum Ko Woh Bewafa Bhi Hoga
Us Per Bharosa Karke Khud Ko Hi Saza Di Thi
Socha Tha Sath Mil Ke Kaatenge Zindagi Ko
Us Ne To Ek Pal Main Har Baat Bhula Di Thi
Kaisa Sitam Hai Dekho Woh Kab Se Judda Hai Mujh Se
Apni Zindagi Jis Ka Saya Sa Bana Di Thi
Kiya Tha Us Per Bharosa Kyun Hadh Se Barh Kar
Us Ki Jafa Ne Dil Mein Ek Halchal Si Macha Di Thi
:sad: :sad:
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