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Topics - ਨਖਰੋ ਮਜਾਜਾਂ ਪੱਟੀ
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« on: March 18, 2011, 06:06:50 AM »
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kaminay ho ?
 : : : :he: :he:
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« on: March 18, 2011, 06:02:36 AM »
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 18, 2011, 05:59:04 AM »
MUNNA BAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light
bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
:D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 18, 2011, 05:57:19 AM »
Meet : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai,
aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai,
aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
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« on: March 18, 2011, 05:35:22 AM »
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« on: March 18, 2011, 05:20:33 AM »
Vicky apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke,
Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje,
Zor se barish(rain) shuru hoi,
Vicky bola lagta hai pahunch gai........ :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 18, 2011, 05:14:34 AM »
Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap?
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Kiyon k, barish jo ho rahi hai
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aur barish main to
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sab hi maindak (frog) khush hotay hain.......
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: March 18, 2011, 05:06:39 AM »
Suno
Mehsoos karo
Badal ki garaj
Bijli ki chamak
Barish ki ek ek boond
Tumse
Cheekh cheekh ker kah rahi hai
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“NAHA LO”
EID Bahut door hay........
:D: :D: :D::D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 18, 2011, 04:49:52 AM »
Where r u VICKY ?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: March 18, 2011, 04:46:50 AM »
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Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti......
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 18, 2011, 04:22:13 AM »
Majnu says;
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
Teri girl friend gaye bazar,
Us ko mil gaya MAJNU ka pyar,
Ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar...........
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 18, 2011, 04:06:53 AM »
1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!
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« on: March 18, 2011, 02:27:37 AM »
Santa: Mujhe shadi me BMW mili hy,
Banta: Par tumhare pas to koi car nhi,
Santa: Aby ghadhe BMW ka matlab hy,
BOHAT MOTI WIFE.
:D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 18, 2011, 01:53:40 AM »
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« on: March 17, 2011, 07:00:32 AM »
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« on: March 17, 2011, 06:49:07 AM »
Hum kabhi apno se khafa ho nahi sakte,
dosti ke rishte bewafa ho nahi sakte.
Aap bhale hume bhul ke so jao,
hum aapko yaad kia bina so nahi sakte…
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« on: March 17, 2011, 06:47:12 AM »
Naam likh k us ne mera mitaya hoga,
So bar usko meri yaadon ne rulaya hoga,
Us k chehre pe mera naam likha hai yaro,
Us ne kis kis se mera naam chupaya hoga…
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« on: March 17, 2011, 06:45:14 AM »
Dard ki bazaar bhari pari hai,
Wo cheez na lo jo andar se jali pari hai,
Wafa ki talaash chorr do nadan,
Ye duniya Bewafai se bhari pari hai.
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