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Topics - ਨਖਰੋ ਮਜਾਜਾਂ ਪੱਟੀ
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« on: March 18, 2011, 12:32:36 PM »
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 18, 2011, 12:22:55 PM »
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 18, 2011, 12:21:24 PM »
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« on: March 18, 2011, 08:29:23 AM »
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
:blah:
105
« on: March 18, 2011, 08:19:26 AM »
GHAR to BAHAR ohh NAQAAB pake NiKLi,
sari GALi usde Didaar chh NiKLi,
iNKAAR karde se ohh SADE Pyar nu,
per SADi hi TASVEER usdi kitaab cho NiKLi [/color][/size]
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« on: March 18, 2011, 08:18:11 AM »
Boy to Girl : - I LOVE U
Girl : - mere jutti da size pata ??
Boy : - oh ho propose keta ne te gift magna shuru ve karta..!!!
okha tuhada kuriya da
:rockon: :rockon:
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« on: March 18, 2011, 08:11:24 AM »
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU......
[/size][/color] :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
108
« on: March 18, 2011, 08:04:35 AM »
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 18, 2011, 07:56:29 AM »
Wo kia cheez hay
Jo biwi apnay husband ko sari umar nahi deti
Bar bar magney per bhi nain deti.
Aur yeh illegal bhi nain hy??
.
.
Guess??
?
?
Come on yar?
?
?
Sakoon
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
110
« on: March 18, 2011, 07:47:54 AM »
Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain
:rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
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« on: March 18, 2011, 07:42:14 AM »
Wife:Bht pyar sey
“Suniye! aj meri birthday ha,
Mujhy koi Mehngi C Cheez Ley K Dain Naa Plz”
Hsbnd: Chalo Tm
Tayyar Ho Jao,
“Hm Cheeni Lenay Chaltey Hy”.
112
« on: March 18, 2011, 07:32:21 AM »
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
“Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.”
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli “Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti”
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 18, 2011, 07:21:54 AM »
Biwi (Gusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….??
[/size][/color][/b] :D: :D: :D:
114
« on: March 18, 2011, 07:13:21 AM »
Wife:
suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye
beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas......
:D: :D: :D:
115
« on: March 18, 2011, 07:08:09 AM »
Husband - tum kon hoo
Biwi - pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye
HUSBAND - nasha her gham bhola deta hai
:he: :he: :he: :he:
116
« on: March 18, 2011, 06:40:41 AM »
Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,
Phir woh meri mangetr bani,
Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha
Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or
muhalla sutna hai
117
« on: March 18, 2011, 06:25:13 AM »
Har nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,
Har dil mein ek chahat hoti hai,
Mumkin nahi har ek k liye tajmahal banana,
Kyunki har dil mein 4-5 mumtaz hoti hai.
 :
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« on: March 18, 2011, 06:22:30 AM »
Boy: BUS aur LARKI
ik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.
Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain….
:superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy:
119
« on: March 18, 2011, 06:14:56 AM »
Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se,
Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se,
Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se,
Kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se,
Ab umeed hai sirf Noreen se,
Lekin baat banegi Sabreen se,
Ya phir dekho Ambreen se,
Nahi to shayed Nosheen se,
Or hosakta hai k Zareen se,
Warna setting to hai hi Farheen se...... : :balle: :balle:[/i][/size][/color]
120
« on: March 18, 2011, 06:11:54 AM »
Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
programe karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
aur mar khao ghar wali say.... :laugh: :laugh:
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