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Gup Shup / Re: Purpose karan de tarike
« on: April 09, 2009, 01:19:05 PM »
.....................................

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PJ Games / Re: choose one!!!
« on: April 09, 2009, 01:18:29 PM »
 :problem: :problem: :problem: :problem:

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Gup Shup / Re: NEW CHALLENGE .....BY.....JOTTY
« on: April 09, 2009, 01:18:05 PM »
hahha...kaka eddeyi a...............jatt de sawala da jawab dehna mushkil nhi namunkin a impossibileeeeeeee :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: =))

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Fun Time / Re: kuch yaad ayea????????? :huh:
« on: April 09, 2009, 01:16:58 PM »
lolz 22222222 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

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Love Pyar / Re: HEER - RANJHA
« on: April 09, 2009, 01:15:41 PM »
aho ...nice hih huni soch je me ranja hunna tu heer meri...fir ki bana c.... :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

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News Khabran / Re: Converting Sikh Girls To Islam!
« on: April 08, 2009, 04:04:39 PM »
 =)) =)) =))

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Fun Time / Re: ardas
« on: April 08, 2009, 04:03:21 PM »
hahhaha :hehe: :hehe:waheguru ji ka khalsa waheguru ji ki fathe :hehe:

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Gup Shup / How Romantic Are You???
« on: April 08, 2009, 04:00:10 PM »
Answer these questions and note ur answers down and at the end chek it out how it works


1. How would you describe your attitude toward romance?

a. enthusiastic
b. aggressive
c. estranged
d. cautious
e. grateful


2. Which would you consider a romantic setting?

a. a lakeside cabin
b. a luxurious hotel suite
c. a cozy country inn
d. a moonlit beach
e. front row seats at the monster truck rally



3. The most romantic city in the world is.....

a. Paris
b. Rome
c. Miami
d. San Francisco
e. Topeka



4. What song best describes your last romantic encounter?

a. I Could Have Danced All Night
b. Stairway to Paradise
c. Strangers in the Night
d. Honesty
e. Sixty Minute Man



5. Your best romantic adventures have been....

a. a surprise
b. spontaneous
c. someone else's idea
d. carefully planned
e. under the influence



6. Your idea of a romantic food is......

a. cheesecake
b. oysters
c. chocolate truffles
d. chocolate-covered strawberries
e. a chili dog with onions



7. The most romantic gift you've ever received was....

a. bubble bath
b. lingerie
c. flowers
d. a stuffed animal
e. a Ronco chicken roaster



8. Your idea of a romantic afternoon would be...

a. a horseback ride in autumn
b. giving each other a massage
c. cuddled in front of the fireplace
d. a walk along a deserted beach
e. buying tires for the pickup truck



9. The TV show title that best describes your romantic past is....

a. Dateline
b. The Young and the Restless
c. All Creatures Great and Small
d. Touched by an Angel
e. Buffy, the Vampire Slayer



10. Your idea of a romantic wedding would be.....

a. a flower-filled garden in Hawaii
b. a yacht cruising down a river at sunset
c. a cathedral filled with candlelight
d. in a hot air balloon over the California vineyards
e. one at which the father of the bride isn't holding a shotgun



11. An aroma you think is romantic is.....

a. vanilla
b. gardenias
c. roses
d. cocoa
e. 10W40 motor oil



12. A romantic place to meet someone is...

a. a gourmet food shop
b. a waterfall
c. a bookstore
d. on a cruise
e. Wrestlemania



13. The most romantic thing to wear is....

a. chiffon
b. velvet
c. satin
d. silk
e. a Hooters t-shirt



14. A romantic way to be awakened in the morning would be

a. breakfast in bed
b. snuggled in his/her arms
c. a gentle kiss on the eyes
d. a whisper
e. the sound of a gas-powered leaf blower



15. The most romantic place to meet someone online is....

a. singles message boards
b. a romance chat room
c. a book club chat
d. a gourmet bulletin board
e. fantasy hockey



A = 1 point, B = 2 points, C = 3 points, D = 4 points, E = 5 points
what does the total meanss??????? go downn
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1-19 points: You're a romantic who's ready for anything. You think romance is fun and so will your partner.

29-39: You're on a mission for romance! All your partner has to do is hold on and enjoy the ride.

40-59: You're a traditional romantic. Your partner will never have to guess what will put you in a romantic mood.

60-79: You're a timid romantic. You would be happy living in one of those 1940s romantic movies with Cary Grant.

80-100: You're simply hopeless. You'll have a good time but choose a partner who shares your concept of romance

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Love Pyar / HEER - RANJHA
« on: April 08, 2009, 03:58:40 PM »


Ranjha quarrels with his brothers and their wives and leaves his home in Takht Hazara


Takht Hazara is a pleasant place on the banks of the river Chenab. It is the abode of the Ranjhas who live there in proud luxury. Mauju Chaudhri was chief land owner in the village. He had eight sons and two daughters.Of all his sons Ranjha was the most beloved of his father; and as his father loved him, so his brethen hated him. Now it came to pass on the Night of Nights that the leaves of the Tree of Life were shaken and by the decree of God, Mauju died.

After Mauju's death, the good land was given to the brothers and the land barren and inhospitable land was given to Ranjha: and Ranjha's enemies flapped their arms exultantly and said, 'Now Ranjha's brethren have entangled him in a net'. And they jeered at the Jatt, saying, ' How can a man plough who wears long hair and anointshis head with curds'? His brothers jeered saying, 'He wears a looking glass on his thumb like a woman. He plays on the flute all day and sings all night.

So Ranjha, with his flute under his arm, left his father's country declaring that he would no longer eat or drink in Takht Hazara. Ranjha quarrelled with his brethren and left Takht Hazara.

Ranjha reaches the mosque

After much journeying he reached a mosque, hunger and cold fell upon him and weariness of travel. Then he took up his flute and played, and strange things happened. Some became senseless and others hearts yearned when they heard the music. Not a man or woman remained in the village. They all thronged around the mosque. Last of all out came the Mullah who was a very bag of quarrels.

The Mullah protested that he knew all the doctrines of the faith and all the prayers ordained for believers, and could lead the pious across the bridge of salvation. 'But', said he, 'lewd fellows like Ranjha should be spurned from the assemblies of honest men.

Hearing this, Ranjha jested right merrily at the Mullah's morals and his bawdy tricks, so that his hearers were much astonished and not a fewe were mightily pleased. He teased the Mullah sorely, 'Mullahs run after women in mosques and cultivated land like laymen. They are like curses clinging to the house of God'. The Mullahs face was blackened. So Ranjha slept in the mosque during the night and at early dawn he set forth on his travels.

Ranjha reaches the bank of the Chenab

At the third watch of the day, when the sun began to slope to the west, Ranjha reached the bank of the river Chenab. Many travellers were assembled at the ferry waiting for Luddan, the ferryman, to take them across. Ranjha said, 'Master ferryman, for the love of God take me across the river.'

Ranjha, weary of entreating the ferryman, sat down in a corner by himself. He drew out his flute and played the sad music of separation from one's beloved. Ranjha, having solaced his soul with music, paid no heed to the entreaties of the folk at the ferry, but taking his shoes in his hands, set his feet in the river. Luddan's wives tried to prevail on him to return and caught the skirt of his clothing. But Ranjhareplied to them, 'It is best that those in trouble should die.'

But the people ran and caught him and brought him back saying, 'Friend, wenter not the river or you will be drowned.' So they caught Ranjha by the arms, put him in the boat and seated him on the couch of Heer. Enquiring as to who's couch it was, the people replied, 'This is the couch of a Jatt damsel, the daughter of Mihr Chuchak. She is as lovely as the moon. The queen of the fairies always seeks Gods protection from her beauty. Those who have become a prey to her charms can find no shelter on earth. Her beauty slays rich Khojas and Khatris in the bazaar, like a murderous Kizilbash trooper riding out of the royal camp armed with a sword. Luddan and his boatmen are afraid of her, even as a goat fears the wolf. She is the pride of the Sial assembly. Her name is Heer.'

Heer and her companions come to the ferry

Heer and her girl friends came to the river to bathe. The tinkling of their anklets was heard from afar. They descended on the boatman as a hailstorm sweeps over a field. They ordered the guards to be bound hand and foot. Heer spoke straightaway and said, 'Luddan, you black-faced rogue, why have you defiled my couch? Whom have you allowed to sleep on my bed? have you no respect for me or fear of God that you have done this thing?'

Luddan lifted his hands and said, 'Spare me, Lady, I am innocent. I did not invite the lad to sleep on your bed. The songs that he sings have cast a spell over our hearts.' Heer made answer in her anger, 'Does he not know that this is the kingdom of my father Chuchak; I care for no one, be he a lion, an elephant or the son of a noble. Does he think he is the son of Nadhu Shah or that he is the Pir of Baghdad?'

Heer turning to Ranjha said, 'Sleeper, arise from my bed. Who are you and why have you chosen my sleeping place?' Heer cried aloud in her wrath to her maid servants to belabour him with cudgels. The queen in her wrath was furious to behold.

The meeting of Ranjha and Heer

Ranjha opened his eyes and beheld Heer and said, 'Be gentle with me sweatheart.' Heer's heart melted within her even as the snow of Kashmir melts under the tyrannous sun of June.

Ranjha had his flute under his arm, and earrings in his ears. His beauty was as that of the full moon. Their four eyes met and clashed on the battlefield of love. The heart of Heer swelled with happiness even as a loaf swells with heaven. She sat in his lap as lovingly as arrows nestle in the embrace of a quiver. They conversed happily,one with the other. Love triumphant rode on the field of victory.

'It is well,' quoth she, 'that I did not beat you or say anything that was unbecoming.' Ranjha replied, 'This world is a dream. Even you, proud lady, will have to die. Take back your couch and quilt and I will depart hence and be seen no more.

Heer made reply, 'This couch, Heer and everything of mine is yours. I have been wandering masterless amongst my friends, and now God has sent me Ranjha to be my Master.'

Ranjha replied, 'Oh beauteous Lady. The wine of your beauty has intoxicated me, but you walk disdainfully.' Heer replied, 'I am your slave. Tell me, friend, whence have you come?'

Ranjha replied, 'Giurl, I am Ranjha and a Jatt by caste. I am from Takht Hazara.' And he told her his story. Heer replied with folded hands, 'I will remain your slave and all my hand maidens will do your bidding. Journeys end in lovers' meeting.

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Shayari / Re: Tu Turdi Si Billo....
« on: April 08, 2009, 03:48:57 PM »
haahaha.......tayi inna motha a.......khoon pinnna thha rehna...makkiya daaaaaaa =))

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Shayari / Re: nakhra........
« on: April 08, 2009, 03:48:11 PM »
edddeyi afir..... :hehe:

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Gup Shup / Re: Purpose karan de tarike
« on: April 08, 2009, 03:31:52 PM »
hahahaha teri bani k nhi firrrrrrrrrr

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PJ Games / Re: Give the nick name to the person above you
« on: April 08, 2009, 03:30:45 PM »
pepsi

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PJ Games / Re: Give the nick name to the person above you
« on: April 08, 2009, 02:40:28 PM »
coca cola :hehe:

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Gup Shup / Re: KaL HoH NaH HoH
« on: April 08, 2009, 02:16:10 PM »
leh hun tennu ki hoyea mutiyaareeeeeeeeeeeee :hehe:

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PJ Games / Re: choose one!!!
« on: April 08, 2009, 02:15:35 PM »
flates.....


shariff....ya......bad

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PJ Games / Re: Give the nick name to the person above you
« on: April 08, 2009, 02:14:53 PM »
orange juice :hehe:

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Gup Shup / Re: Purpose karan de tarike
« on: April 08, 2009, 02:14:32 PM »
aaho tere warge yaar dost hon dushmana di ki lorh e...pj te hi bathere labh jane... :angry: :hit: :hit: :hit:


mamu gusse hogheya...computer kalle thodi janna.....money bhaddu ayi lagdi =)) =)) =))

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Gup Shup / Re: Kill the person above you???
« on: April 08, 2009, 02:13:34 PM »
...........................samjan leyi 2 gram dimag di zarrurat hundi a bibba :hehe:

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Gup Shup / Re: Make a movie name
« on: April 08, 2009, 02:12:35 PM »
sath nah shaddi mera tu....fir dhekki....


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