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« on: January 23, 2012, 05:05:53 PM »
Beggar: saab 12rs do na coffee peeni hai
man: lekin coffee to 6rs ki hai? beggar: par saab girlfrend bhi to hai
man: bhikari hokar bhi gf banali
beggar: na saab,gf ne bhikari bana diya
:D:
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« on: January 23, 2012, 05:01:46 PM »
Lalu: rabri, tum to hamara chand ho
rabri: na ji hamka chand vand mat kahiye, ye sasure america wale roj chand pe chadte utarte rahte hai
:D: :laugh:
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« on: January 23, 2012, 04:57:21 PM »
1 vaar di gal va ke main te decent_kamli jangal chh gaye te othe samne sher ahh geyaaa ouffffffffffff main dar geya fer mainu 1 sakeem suji main miti chuk ke sher deyan akahn vich payi te bhajan shuru kitaa kamli othe hi khari rahi main enu awaj mari ke baj baj pata mainu ki kahndi agon lai miti taannn toon payi main kiu bajan
:D:
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« on: January 23, 2012, 04:50:02 PM »
Harjot adarsh noon : 'dekh woh ladki meri taraf dekh k muskra rahi hai
' 'ye to kuch b nahi, jab maine tujhe pehli bar dekha tha 3 din tak hasi nahi ruki thi
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« on: January 22, 2012, 05:53:33 PM »
:rockon:mai apni daughter da name Reet te son da name jai rakhungi....pehla tan apne husband da v rakhna paina j ohda name mainu changga na laga...
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« on: January 22, 2012, 12:02:09 AM »
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« on: January 18, 2012, 09:59:28 PM »
1 vaar 1 lady apne gar vale nall lar rahi c kahndi ki tuis har vele meri hai meri hai layi rakhde ho jad dekho meri gadii jad dekho mera ghar jad dekho mere bacheee oh vichara sidda sada jidan de ke munde hundeeee kahnda fer hor ki keha karan ohhh kehndaa hun tusiii sada kahn di adat paou ohhh kahndaa theek hai g sadi gadi sadde bachee vagera vagera.............................. 10 min baad oh vapis aundi ohhh bichara kuj lab reha hunda kahndi g tusi ki labbb rahe hooo kahnda sada kashaa (underwear)
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« on: January 18, 2012, 09:57:24 PM »
Rabri devi died and went to heaven (don't laugh). as she stood in front of yamraj, she saw a huge wall of clock behind. she asked, what are all those clocks ? yamraj answered, those are lie clocks. everyone on earth has a lieclock. every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move. oh, said rabri, who's clock is that ? that's goutam buddha's. the hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie. and whose clock is that ? that's abraham lincon's clock. the hands have only moved twice, telling us that abraham only told two lies in his intire life. rabri asked, where's my laloo's clock ? laloo's clock is in my office, replied yamraj, i am using it as a ceiling fan.
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« on: January 03, 2012, 11:14:20 AM »
gujr...sab modz naalo wadiya mod aa.
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« on: January 02, 2012, 03:57:42 PM »
gel sel la k jean pepe wali pa k ...mainu mone wadiya lagde ne...hun j John Abraham pagg bann lave..ta oh sohna nahi lagna...so mainu ta john mona hi chngga lagda...oda ta Dade paedade pagga hi bhande c...ehda matlab eh nahi ki pagga wale mainu changge nahi lagde...matter kardi aa insaan di nature..eh sab to baddi gal aa...baki ethe jo sawaal puchya c ohde answer layi "mone" like kardi aa...
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« on: January 02, 2012, 12:50:17 PM »
lagda tera exp. aa..... :happy:
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« on: January 02, 2012, 12:49:11 PM »
mitha khada....bekar
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« on: January 02, 2012, 12:42:02 PM »
hun ta mai 20 posts kar ditiya hun kyu nahi mai entry kar pa rahi chatroom vich
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« on: January 02, 2012, 12:39:46 PM »
garry ji....hasauna har kise de vas di gal nahi...eh kam sardar hi kar sakde ne
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« on: January 02, 2012, 12:38:33 PM »
wikileaks :- i know everything
google :- i have everything
facebook :- i know everybody
internet :- without me you are nothing
electricity :- shut the hell up u all !!!
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« on: January 02, 2012, 12:36:01 PM »
sardr: putar tu paper vich100% number lena . . putar:dont’worry me 200% levan ga . sardr:kanjar mazak karda mere naal . putar: pehly mazak kis kanjar ne shuru kita
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« on: January 02, 2012, 12:31:36 PM »
caught my attention!
fri(end)
boyfri(end)
girlfri(end)
bestfri(end)
... everything has an end except...
... fam(ily) <= it has (i love you)
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« on: January 02, 2012, 12:29:19 PM »
6 funniest contradicting words
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1.clearly misunderstood
2.exact estimate
3.small crowd
4.found missing
5.fully empty
6.happily married :)
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« on: January 02, 2012, 12:26:42 PM »
a boy needs a lot of courage to
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reject a girl's friend request ....
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« on: January 02, 2012, 12:22:56 PM »
why american names are like :
jackson
wilson
markson
robinson
kenson
anderson
davidson
jemson
johnson
because "mom can remember who is whose son :p
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