This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.
Messages - Punjaban.Jatti
Pages: 1 ... 31 32 33 34 35 [36] 37 38 39 40 41 ... 56
701
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:58:45 AM »
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
702
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:55:24 AM »
hhmmm thanx sis ji
..for telling this..its really cute
703
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:50:14 AM »
sabh toh pehlaa ssa jii...
main india ch hi study kiti aa..but yaad nahi aa ke kade kutt payi hove teacher toh..but yaa main school jana like nahi kardi si..but hun ohh school de din bahut yaad onde ne....
704
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:45:48 AM »
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
705
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:42:10 AM »
A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
706
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:40:22 AM »
Teacher to Santa: is line ki English banao, "usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya"
Santa: He done his work and Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan...
707
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:36:56 AM »
Captain of Military: Naujawano aage bado;
Santa aage nahi bada;
Captain: tum aage kyu nahi bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawano aage bado, mein 10ve num pe tha!!
708
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:34:44 AM »
hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih n1n w39: huh1: hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
ohhhh ghoshh n1n hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
709
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:32:57 AM »
What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
710
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:30:44 AM »
Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa: I can't. I ran out of film.
711
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:28:12 AM »
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."
712
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:26:25 AM »
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
hih hih hih hih hih hih n1n w39: huh1: :;) Balle; hih hih hih hih hih
713
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:23:59 AM »
hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
714
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:22:12 AM »
hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih yaar its so fuunnyyyy
hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
715
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:19:53 AM »
hih hih hih hih hih
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else.
hih hih hih hih hih hih hih w39: huh1: :;) Balle; n1n hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
716
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:17:35 AM »
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
717
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:11:10 AM »
u know but me also read 2 or 3 times to understand
hih hih hih hih hih hih w39: huh1: :;) Balle; n1n hih hih hih hih hih hih
718
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:09:07 AM »
hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
719
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:06:41 AM »
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
hih hih hih hih hih huh1: w39: hih hih hih hih hih
720
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:03:20 AM »
Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
Pages: 1 ... 31 32 33 34 35 [36] 37 38 39 40 41 ... 56
|
Show Posts