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« on: January 28, 2008, 05:27:20 AM »
Q: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Sardar: "No, who wrote it?"
Sardar ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
682
« on: January 28, 2008, 05:23:55 AM »
Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha.Driver ne aaina set kiya. Ye dekhte hi SARDAR gusse me bolaMeri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai, piche BAITH. Taxi me CHALAUNGA
683
« on: January 28, 2008, 05:18:20 AM »
Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says - What a shit ?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all" ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory....
684
« on: January 28, 2008, 05:15:37 AM »
Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
685
« on: January 28, 2008, 04:56:28 AM »
apna aap nu yaar dasna... duje nu makkar dasna.....
peth (back) pechiyo var kasna.... har wale tera nal dasna....
ehiyo jeha yaara da subha ho gya..... fer hora nu dasde "....." "gaddar" ho gya.....
686
« on: January 28, 2008, 04:54:17 AM »
dil to pehle se hi duniya ki bheed mein hai kahin khoya
magar na jaane seene mein kya hai
jo aaj jee bhar ke hai roya
aankhein bhi num hain
aur chehre pe bhi udasi chayi hai
usse bewafa kahun to kaise kahun
jiski aaj mujhe bahut yaad aayi hai
ek wahi to hai jo dil-o-dimaag pe chaya hua hai
main bhi achi bhali hua karti thi
magar uski yaadon ne mujhe diwana banaya hua hai
khud to bhool gaya hai mujhe
magar mujhe aaj bhi uski yaad ne sataya hua hai
687
« on: January 28, 2008, 04:52:26 AM »
Jab pyar kiya hai toh phir anjaam se kya darna,
Chahe lagaye jo bhi dunia, ilzaam se kya darna,
Jab kar hi li muhabbat toh shart phir ye kaisi,
Ab jo bhi ho haasil iska, inaam se kya darna...
688
« on: January 28, 2008, 04:45:31 AM »
hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih n1n w39: huh1: :;) Balle; hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
689
« on: January 28, 2008, 04:37:55 AM »
mujhe galat samajhne vale
kabhi meri haalat ka bhi andaza laga le
na hasti hun na roti hun
har baat pe bass khaamosh si rehti hun
na thi galti apni, na hi koi kasoor
fir bhi duniya ne humein gunegaar samjha
saja di humein aur nibhaya apna dastoor
yun to hum duniya ka har sitam seh lenge
magar koi humein bewafa ka naam na de
maut ki saza manzoor hai
magar koi dhokhebaazi ka ilzaam na de
690
« on: January 28, 2008, 04:33:03 AM »
~~!!~~KADO RABA ASSI TERI MINAT KITI....KADO KEHA C SANU BANA DE TU ...KADO KEHA C ARSH TO DE DHAKE....TE ES FARSH DE UTTE PAHOOCHA DE TU...TENU TERE HI ISHQ NEE TANG KITA....TE TU SARA KHED RACHA DITTA....TERI BANAI SURAT JE TAKK BETHI....GUNHEGAAR "DEEP" APNE AAP NU BANA DITTA~~!!~~
691
« on: January 27, 2008, 10:09:05 AM »
agar diwaar-e-duniya na hoti
to hum mil gaye hote
na yeh duriya humein satati
na yeh faasle paida hue hote
692
« on: January 27, 2008, 10:07:22 AM »
duri ka dard saha nahi jaata
kis haal mein hun yeh bhi to kaha nahi jaata
yeh kaisi majboori hai
paas aaya nahi jaata
door bhi raha nahi jaata
693
« on: January 27, 2008, 06:37:54 AM »
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon
694
« on: January 27, 2008, 06:36:22 AM »
Sardar G fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."
695
« on: January 27, 2008, 06:34:13 AM »
Interviewee; Wat z ur date of birth?Sardar: nov 28.
Interviewer: which year?
Sardar: abey ullu every year.
696
« on: January 27, 2008, 06:29:45 AM »
SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G MAIN NE AJ PANI KO BEWAKOOF BANAYA SARDAR.WO KAISAY SARDARNE.
MAIN NE PANI GARAM KYA PER THANDAY SE NAHA LIYAA...
697
« on: January 27, 2008, 06:25:31 AM »
ohi chan ohi raata...sorry agge gana nahi ondaaa...
698
« on: January 27, 2008, 06:10:20 AM »
mera vi same answer aa ji..
saheed udham singh saraba ...
main ni jaa main ni..mainu pehlaa vi point nahi si mileyaa hun je apne aap naa dita mainu thake naa vi lenaa ondaa hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
699
« on: January 27, 2008, 06:06:00 AM »
ah duniya matlab di ..soneyaa..kithe kon kise da velly..
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« on: January 27, 2008, 06:02:32 AM »
sorry..mainu te koi hor boli nahi ondi...
but sis ji tusi bahut nice boli likhi aa keep it up..
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