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Messages - Punjaban.Jatti
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« on: January 30, 2008, 05:10:25 AM »
Maine tumhe sanwaaraa yahaan Baahen pasaar ke, badlaa diya hai uska tumne, meri peeth mein Khanzar utaar ke! Waqt bahut Kaarsaaz hai mere bhole sanam!Waqt se to daro!! Kya jee sakoge tum yeh Daaghi aanchal sambhaal ke...?
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« on: January 30, 2008, 05:07:12 AM »
Mana ki na khawab ban sake teri ankhon ka,askh ban kar teri palko main sama jayenge.mar k bi tumse juda na honge,khakh ban kar teri galion main bikhar jayenge
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« on: January 30, 2008, 05:02:32 AM »
Sardar: Oye, mai kal English film de cassette le gaya tha, voh kharab hai, kuch dikhai-sunai nahi deta. Cassete wala: kya nam hai film ka? Sardar: HEAD CLEANER
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« on: January 30, 2008, 04:44:09 AM »
Sardarji’s Son: “Dad, There is someone at the door 2 collect donation for a swimming pool… Sardar: “Give him a glass of water†from our side
625
« on: January 30, 2008, 04:41:24 AM »
Ab to mehfil main bhi hamaray liyey tanhai hai Gham chupa kar mehfil ko sajana kesa lagta hai Mehfil main dosron se hans hans kar miltay hain Tanhai main gham k ansoo bahana kesa lagta hai
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« on: January 30, 2008, 04:38:56 AM »
Nafart jo kar saktey to kab ki kar jatey . yeh haadd bhi, yeh dil paar kar chuka hai . hum na samjhey is dil ki baato ko, hamari samjh se yeh khud bahar ho chuka hai..
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« on: January 30, 2008, 04:36:35 AM »
"DEKHO MOHABBAT KARO ITNI KE KOI HAD NA RAHE" "INTEZAR KARO TO INTNA KE KOI WAQT NA RAHE" "BHAROOSA KARO TO ITNA KARO KE KOI SHAK NA RAHE" "NAFRAT KARO TUM ITNI KE PHIR MOHABBAT NA RAHEY"
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« on: January 30, 2008, 04:34:34 AM »
Har vaar, Padan de erade naal, Kitaab da pehla panna kholna, tin savaal hal karan baad, Hounsala buland hona.
Par Chotha savaal hamesha vaang, Aatak geya, Eerade past kar geya.
Chal dila hun so jana hi theek hai, Baki de mehnat kal de hisse, Aaj vaste inna hi bahut hai.
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« on: January 30, 2008, 04:19:43 AM »
Sardar goes to a party with his family, he introduces his family to his friend saying, mei sardar ye sardarni, ye mera kid aur ye kidney.
630
« on: January 30, 2008, 04:17:12 AM »
Ik khotta maar di awaz sunda hay Doosri dafa jo sunda hay tay kendha ay , jinnu wi mar pay rahi ay onoon bari takleef ho rahi hoay gi. Jadoon teesri dafa mar di awaz sunda hay , tay kendha ay, kay jinnu wi pay rahi ay, onoon barra dard hoo raia hoy gi. Jadoon choothi wari sunda ay tay kendha ay, ( oay ay tay mennu pay rahi ay. )
631
« on: January 30, 2008, 04:13:42 AM »
Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate "Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese." "How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" " Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese
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« on: January 30, 2008, 04:09:56 AM »
Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space. The ground control issues commands "Rubi!" "Woof!" (it's the barking sound) "Press the red button." "Woof! Woof!" "Moti!" "Woof!" "Press the white button." "Woof! Woof!" "Sardarji!" "Woof." Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!"
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« on: January 30, 2008, 04:00:14 AM »
hey mani sis...i have no time ke all read kar saka..but jina read kita..bahut nice aa ji..i agree wid this..keep it up..
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« on: January 30, 2008, 03:57:22 AM »
sabh toh pehlaa madam ji..gud morning..
te meri vi class ch present laggalo ji...
baki hun kal nu phir hazari laggavaage..odo tak sareyaa nu ssa ji te rabb rakha..
635
« on: January 29, 2008, 06:51:36 AM »
rondi aakh vichon hanju nikle tan poonj lavan ge tu bewafi kiti dil vich bhand karke jar vi lavange terey tutey hoey vadiyan nu kismet nal vannd vi lavange par das mainu das kiven tu sooch liya terey akkh de ik vi hanju nu veekh ke asi ik pal lai haas vi lavangey!
636
« on: January 29, 2008, 06:49:55 AM »
Pyar paan nu ta har ek pa lenda...Hunda pyar Nibana bada OKHA...Sokhi hai talwaar chalani...Zakhm sehna bada OKHA....Rusia rab vi cheti mann janda...Rusia yaar manana bada OKHA...
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« on: January 29, 2008, 06:46:59 AM »
~~!!~~RAAT NU MAINU NEEND NA AUNDI ...DIN "DEEP" NE TERI YAAD VICH ROO ROO K NAGAYA AE......SOH KHA K DASI USH RAB DI "JAAN"...KADI TAINU "DEEP" DA CHETA B AYA VA....
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« on: January 29, 2008, 06:44:45 AM »
~~!!~~MAIN EK PYAR KITA...DUJA MAINU DARD MILYA....TEEJA AAN KAY "DEEP" NU GAMAAN NE GHEREYA AE....EK "DEEP" DA DIL TUTTEYA..DUJA "DEEP" KOLO JAG RUSEYA...TEEJA MUKH MERE PYAAR NE FEREYA AE....
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« on: January 29, 2008, 06:41:33 AM »
Lakrhi tutteyan kirh kirh howe, sheesha tutteyan tarh tarh. Loha tutteyan karh karh howe, pathar tutteyan parh parh. Lakh shava ashiq de dill de, shaala rahe salaamat, jiss de tutteyan vaaz na nikle, na kirh kirh na karh karh...
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« on: January 29, 2008, 06:36:37 AM »
Aakhian ne vi saath chadya, Kiven karan deedaar tera Is dil nu aje vi Bas intzaar tera.... Suneya kise gair di ban gayi hai amanat Par is dil da ki kara main, Jo ban gaya hai tera Jaigh nahin lagda usnu vi gair kehna Jo katal karke hun ban gaya hai tera... Rab na kite suk jave Ditta jo jakhan mainu Ik jhakham hi taan labheya baki ki nishan tera Dukh udh gaya mera pata lagya jadh mainu Jis naal main si mareya Oh khanjar si tera Je mere hon te te tu khush hain Taan rovan laho de aathru Par jar nahin sakda main Hauka ik vi tera Dost ne methon pucheya Tu kyu udas hain yaara ? Kinjh dassan tuhanu yaaro Dil cheekhda hai mera...
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