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Jokes Majaak / Re: gave him a gun
« on: February 05, 2008, 02:22:55 AM »
Two santaji families were staying in an eight storey apartment. Santa singh on the ground floor and Banta singh on the 8th floor. They never go together. One day Banta went to Santa, Banta:"Bhai Santa ISS SUNDAY KHANE KO MERE GHAR AA JA" On sunday Santa goes to to 8th floor and finds a board hanging in front of door saying "DEKH MEIN TERE KO KAISE ULLU BANAYA" Santa gets wild and THINKS for half an hour, turns the board and writes on it "MEIN TO YAHAN AAYA HI NAHIN THA."

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Jokes Majaak / Re: paper
« on: February 05, 2008, 02:19:27 AM »
Santa : Excuse me, can you tell me the cost of that TV.
shopkeeper : Sorry we don't sell items to santas.

Santa goes really wild and ask's the shopkeeper
Santa : How did you know that I am a santa...
Shopkeeper : Idiot, that's not a TV that's a microwave oven.

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Jokes Majaak / Re: paper
« on: February 05, 2008, 02:17:12 AM »
hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih haye rabb main te has hass marr gayiii hih hih hih hih hih hih hih

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Computer love
« on: February 05, 2008, 02:15:20 AM »
Santa singh goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs was approaches he cowers himself under the seat, when his friend asks him "kyon santaji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai" Santa replies "Aadmi hoon aur akal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai usko kya pata "

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Gup Shup / Re: Ek Anokha Rishta MAA Naal Hunda A
« on: February 05, 2008, 01:57:08 AM »
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrLTr7ZbkJM


 Cry:) Cry:) Cry:)

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Fun Time / Re: Boliyan
« on: February 05, 2008, 01:54:08 AM »
Nach lo ni kurriyo,
            Hass lo ni kurriyo,
Nachna Khedna reh jaouga,
             Koi gabru shoukeen munda lai jaouga.... hih :;) Blink:) shy;) hih

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Fun Time / Re: Boliyan
« on: February 05, 2008, 01:43:22 AM »
 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih Balle; Balle; Balle; Balle; Balle; hih hih hih hih hih hih GUD WORK..KEEP IT UP !!!!! hih Balle; hih

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Gup Shup / Re: Ek Anokha Rishta MAA Naal Hunda A
« on: February 05, 2008, 01:39:53 AM »
MOM I LOVE U SO MUCH..MMMMMUUUUAAAAAAAHHHH[/i]

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Love Pyar / Re: kal raat usdi main yaad vich kho gaya....
« on: February 05, 2008, 01:35:19 AM »
Na Chaho Tum Kisi Ko Itna Ki Chahat Tumhari Majboori Banjaye , Chaho Tum Kisi Ko Itna Ki Tumhara Pyar Uske Liye Jaruri ban Jaye...

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Love Pyar / Re: Rose's Means
« on: February 05, 2008, 01:32:11 AM »
thanx sunny ji :;) shy;)




ITS FOR U ..nd for all{ preety sis..mani siso..nd punjabi siso}

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Love Pyar / Re: You Might Fall In Love Tomorrow................
« on: February 05, 2008, 01:25:30 AM »
 hug:) Meri pyari preety siso hug:) rabb dukh vi dinda hai te sukh vi..je sadi pyari siso happy hovegii thn asi happy aaa...rabb tuahanu hun always happy hi rakhegaa...ahi ardaas kardi aa waheguru nuu rabb:)..chalo hun aj toh baad always happy hona...kade dukhi ni honaa.. hug:) love:) kiss:) hug:)

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Love Pyar / Re: If r u in luv with someone..........Reply is must
« on: February 05, 2008, 01:20:53 AM »
Tumhare Pyar Ko Samaj Chuke Hai Hum,
Par Hamare Iqrar Ko Kabhi To Samjho.
Kab tak Yun Ruswaiyon Me Batein Kareinge,
Dil E - Beqarar Ko Kabhi To Samjho.
Jab Se Tumhe Dekha Hai Neendein Kho Gayi Hai Hamari,
Itne Lambe Intezaar Ko Kabhi To Samjho.
Ek Bar Toot Chuka Tha Tumne Hi Joda Hai,
To Is Dard-E-Dildar Ko Kabhi To Samjho.
Chaar Din Chaandni Hai Phir Andheri Raat Hain,
Is Husn-E-Bahaar Ko Kabhi To Samjho.
Tum Ek Adhura Guldasta Ho Mere Liye,
E-Manzile-Be-Dard Is Fakheer Ke Pyar Ko Kabhi To Samjho.

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Gup Shup / Re: Apni Apni Hajjeri Lagiyo..
« on: February 05, 2008, 01:13:37 AM »
PRESENT MAM JI.. :;)

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Gup Shup / Re: i mis u i like u i love u
« on: February 05, 2008, 01:08:22 AM »

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Gup Shup / Re: i mis u i like u i love u
« on: February 05, 2008, 01:01:32 AM »
hug:) hug:) hug:) I LOVE U TOO PREETY SISO JI hug:) hug:) hug:)

but sorry siso ji kal mood theek ni si soo  sad;> break:) so tuahade naal chat section ch gal ni ho saki ..

hope tusi mind ni kita honaa hug:) love:) kiss:) hug:)



ek alag pahachan banae ki aadat hai hame,jakham ho jitna gahara utna muskurane ki adat hai hame.! sab kuchh luta dete hai dosti mein, kyonki dosti nibhane ki aadat hai hame!!

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Jokes Majaak / Re: goal
« on: February 04, 2008, 06:21:13 AM »
Main tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
 Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
 Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye

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Jokes Majaak / Re: deewana oh cell phone
« on: February 04, 2008, 06:19:40 AM »
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai,
Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye,
Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai....

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Jokes Majaak / Re: deewana oh cell phone
« on: February 04, 2008, 06:17:54 AM »
 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih

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Jokes Majaak / Re: fouzia in mysore palace
« on: February 04, 2008, 06:11:28 AM »
kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote.....
kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote.....
chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saaath hote !!!

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Jokes Majaak / Re: fouzia in mysore palace
« on: February 04, 2008, 06:07:26 AM »
 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih haye main te hass hass marr gayii hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih

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