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1781
« on: April 18, 2012, 04:52:11 PM »
Teacher: Akbar kaun tha?
Student: pata nahi sir.
Teacher: padaai ke taraf dyaan do, pataa chalegaa
Student: Aap battayiye. gurdeep kaun hai?
Teacher: pata nahi.
Student: apni beti ki taraf dyaan dijiye, pata chalega.
:D: :D: :D: :D:
1782
« on: April 18, 2012, 04:50:02 PM »
Baapu: putt je aitki fail hoeya ta mainu baapu na kahin
Putt: ok ji
Baapu: result da ki baneya
Putt: Sorry Mohneya
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1783
« on: April 18, 2012, 04:44:20 PM »
Baapu: gwaandia di kudi Nisha nu dekh pehle number te aayi a claas cho
Munda: Baapu saara saal onhu hi dekhda reha taahi fail ho geya
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
1784
« on: April 18, 2012, 04:41:47 PM »
Student : sir ah saare jaane kyun bhajj rahe ne
PT Sir: eh race a ihde ch jittan wale nu prize milda
Student: oh ta theek a sir je prize sirf jittan wale nu milda ta ine jaane kyun bhaj rahe ne :D: :D:
1785
« on: April 18, 2012, 04:39:15 PM »
Beta: Papa, aap engineer kaise bane?
Papa: uske liye bahut saare dimaag ki zaroorat padti hai.
Beta: haa pata hai, isiliye mujhe samajh mein nahi aa rahaa hai ke aap kaise engineer bane?
:D: :D:
1786
« on: April 18, 2012, 04:37:29 PM »
rohit- mom chinese log apne bacchon ka naam kaise rakhte hain???
mom- beta woh ek ke bad ek bartan gira dete hain jo awaaz aati hai wohi naam rakhte hain
:D: :D:
1787
« on: April 18, 2012, 04:33:19 PM »
Driver: Poora petrol khatam ho geya hun gaahan ni ja sakde
Sharaabi: theek hai fer reverse karo ghar waapas challiye :D: :D:
1788
« on: April 18, 2012, 04:25:00 PM »
Kya aapko paata hai ... duniya ka
sab se pehla jahaaz
kaha uda tha...?
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Jawaab iss chote se break k baad
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Surf excel-daag acche hai.. . -
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Rupa frontline-raho sabse aagey.
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Garnier- Take care . . .
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Asli masale such such..MDH MDH.
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kYA AAPKE tooth paste me namak hai..Colgate active salttooth paste.
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hum me hai herooooooooooo.
HEro moto corp .
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LIC - zindgi k saat bhi zindagik
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Laila ko krna tha impress toh
majnu ne
khaai Minto fresh.l . .
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. hi handsome hi handsome hi
handsome.....fa ir n handsome...fair
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cream for men...
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Rahiye na bekhabar firr dekhiye khaas
khabar.....Aaj tak.
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. . WELCOME BACK---TO MY SHOW
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- DUNIYA ka sUB SE PEHLA JAHAZZ
HAWA
ME UDA THA
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1789
« on: April 18, 2012, 03:04:52 PM »
Dad- putt paper kiwe hoya...??
Son-Q1 Chhut Gaya
Q3 Aunda Nai c
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Q4 Karna Bhul Gaya
Q5 Nazar Nai Aya
Dad(Gusse vich)-te Q2.?
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Son- haye dady ji..! Bas ohi ta Galat Ho Gaya.
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
1790
« on: April 18, 2012, 03:02:35 PM »
Sirf 1 mohabat hi ni hundi dunia wich dard di wajah
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darwaje ch ayi ungali v saali jaan kad dindi aa. :D: :D: :D: :D:
1791
« on: April 18, 2012, 03:01:30 PM »
Girl: Tere Kine Brother Ne....???
Boy: 13
Girl: "Ki Gal Baapu Nu Hor Kam Nai C...??
Boy: Tusi Kine O...??
Girl: 2
Boy: "Ki Gal Baapu Ch Hor Dum Nai C :D: :D:
1792
« on: April 18, 2012, 02:52:43 PM »
A Sweet demand by a kid.
A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came n asked- what happen son?
Kid said-I cant adjust with your wife anymore
I want my own.
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
1793
« on: April 18, 2012, 02:51:11 PM »
20 saal hoge... 2 cheejaan hje tak nai badliyan......
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1. maa da pyaar
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2. M.D.H.masale vala budda :D: :D:
1794
« on: April 18, 2012, 02:46:16 PM »
ਮਾਸਟਰ ਜੀ :- ਲੇਟ ਕਿਉਂ ਆਇਆ ?
Jatt :- bullet ਖਰਾਬ ਹੋ ਗਿਆ ਸੀ ਮਾਸਟਰ ਜੀ
ਮਾਸਟਰ ਜੀ : ਫੇਰ ਬੱਸ ਤੇ ਨਹੀਂ ਸੀ ਆ ਸਕਦਾ____??
Jatt :- ਮੈਂ ਤਾਂ ਕਿਹਾ ਸੀ ਮਾਸਟਰ ਜੀ ਪਰ ਤੁਹਾਡੀ ਕੁੜੀ ਦੇ ਨਖ਼ਰੇ ਨੀਂ ਮਾਣ
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
1795
« on: April 18, 2012, 02:39:39 PM »
ਤੇਲ ਭਰਵਾਉਣ ਦੇ ਬਹਾਨੇ ਆਵੇ Pump ਤੇ ਰਕਾਨੇ,
ਰੋਬ ਮਾਰੇ ਜਿਵੇਂ Deputy ਦੀ ਸਾਲੀ,
ਮੁੰਡਿਆ ਨੇ laayian ਸ਼ਰਤਾਂ,ਕੁੜੀ ਪਟਨੀ Activa ਵਾਲੀ :blink: :D:
1796
« on: April 18, 2012, 02:37:06 PM »
dinosaur te sharif kudi ch ki similarity a ??
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Dovein es duniya cho gayab hoge a :D: :D:
1797
« on: April 18, 2012, 02:27:09 PM »
ਧੋਖੇ ਦੀ ਮੁਸਕਰਾਹਟ ਨੂੰ ਅਸੀ ਇਕਰਾਰ ਸਮਝ ਬੈਠੇ
ਆ ਰਹੀ ਮੋਤ ਨਾਲ ਜਿੰਦਗੀ ਜਿੳਣ ਦਾ ਖਿਆਲ ਸਮਝ ਬੈਠੇ
ਸਮੇਂ ਦਾ ਮਜ਼ਾਕ ਸੀ ਜਾ ਬਦਨਸੀਬੀ ਸੀ ਮੇਰੀ
ਕਿ ਉਹਦੀਆ ਦੋ ਗੱਲਾ ਨੂੰ ਅਸੀ ਪਿਆਰ ਸਮਝ ਬੈਠੇ
1798
« on: April 18, 2012, 02:15:04 PM »
haithan ne
1799
« on: April 18, 2012, 02:04:47 PM »
chalo vadiya hoeya eh ta
1800
« on: April 18, 2012, 02:02:38 PM »
Grenade Singh to mullanpuria: Tun eh gallan kehke system vich jaan paa diti yaar...
Diwali Lottery Bumper chalda mitro, lut layo lottery!
chakkli apne matlab di gall :D: then hw could u say k eh msg of the dayy then rename it as lottery of the day or thoght of saying of fortune. msg of the day represent the whole PJ family msg to the world so this system should be refined so that each and every one gets fair chance to deal with this
Grenade Singh bai ehna nu ni jawaab mileya :D: ... mr.jeetlonely di gall sahi a
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