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Jokes Majaak / Raja Rani
« on: April 20, 2012, 05:00:08 PM »
Raja or Rani ne fix kiya ki ab baat Mobile se nhi
Kabutar se karenge.1 din Rani ne bina khat k kabutar uda diya.
Raja bola: Ye kya?
Rani boli miss call yaar
 :D: :D: :D: :D:

1742
Jokes Majaak / Love marriage Arrange marriage
« on: April 20, 2012, 04:58:40 PM »
Love te Arrange marriage vich ki fark a ?   :waitin: :wait:
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Love marriage ch apni girlfriend naal vyaah karde a
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te Arrange marriage ch
Kise Hor di
 :D: :D: :D: :D:

1743
Jokes Majaak / maa putt
« on: April 20, 2012, 04:56:03 PM »
MAA- putt saib khaayenga
Putt- Nahi
MAA- Putt mango khaayenga
Putt- Nahi
MAA- putt orange khaayenga
Putt- Nahi
MAA- Bilkul apne peo te geya chaplan hi kaayuga  :D: :D:

1744
Jokes Majaak / Bed
« on: April 20, 2012, 04:53:27 PM »
Man: Bed majbut banana, Mere BETE ko BAHU k sath sona hai.
Mistri: Aisa Majbut Bed banaunga SARA MOHALLA BAHU k sath SOEGA to bhi nahi tutega..!
  :D: :D: :D: :D:

1745
Jokes Majaak / blood test
« on: April 20, 2012, 04:51:13 PM »
ek baar kudi blood baare koi kitaab pardi hundi a
Munda:- eh blood di kitaab kyun pardi a ?
Kuri:- kall nu mera blood test a ohdi tyaari kardi a
 :D: :D: :D: :D:

1746
Jokes Majaak / hassan di awaaz
« on: April 20, 2012, 04:49:09 PM »
1 Dost:-bai tere gharon hamesha hassan di awaaz kyun aundi a
2 Dost:-bai jado meri gharwali mainu juttiya naal kuttdi a jado mere lagg jaandi a oh hassdi a jado nahi lagdi ta main hassda a
 :D: :D: :D: :D:

1747
Jokes Majaak / amli murga
« on: April 20, 2012, 04:40:09 PM »
Amli: murga kinne da bai
Dukaandaar: Rs. 80 Rs. 50 Rs. 10
Amli: 10 rpaaye wala inna sasta kyun ?
Dukaandaar: saab inhu AIDS a
Amli: chall aahi dede khaana hi a vyaah thodi karna
 :D: :D: :D: :D:

1748
Jokes Majaak / amli
« on: April 20, 2012, 04:37:51 PM »
Amli nu koi mobile te phone kar kar k koi aadmi tang karda hunda
tang aake amli nama number le lainda
Amli number activate karke os aadmi nu msg bhej dinda
Main ta saleya oho number hi badal leya hun das kive tang karenga
 :D: :D: :D: :D:

1749
Jokes Majaak / munda kudi
« on: April 20, 2012, 04:30:30 PM »
Munda: kall main tere ghare geya c hun mainu lagda vyaah ni ho sakda apna
Kudi: kyun? daddy nu mileya c ki ?
Munda: nahi teri shoti bhen nu mileya c
 :D: :D: :D: :D:

1750
Jokes Majaak / Re: ਦੇਸੀ ਲਵ ਲੈਟਰ
« on: April 20, 2012, 03:35:54 PM »
bai eh pehla v post kareya a kise ne

1751
Jokes Majaak / Re: kudi nu teddy gift
« on: April 19, 2012, 11:01:26 PM »
hahahaha enni izzat naal besti kiti, vichara sochan vich paa dita hona lol

bejti kihdi bai teddy di k munde di ? :D:

1752
Sahi Gal aa ik var ta nehriee lea dinda awaj di lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
bai tu pair kini baar shilaaya kick maarn laggeya pair rakhan wali jagah to :D:


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Fasda bharva fer kluch di tar v tutdi a
And teda karke start karna painda

taidha ki bai keh road te ik paase nu lamma hi paauna painda c :D:



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beeh syaape c choke la la start karna :D:

1753
PJ Games / Re: Satnam Waheguru
« on: April 19, 2012, 06:24:12 PM »
Har saah de naal Singha bol Waheguru  :smile:

1754
Fun Time / Re: How Many languages can u speak??
« on: April 19, 2012, 06:02:19 PM »
Punjbai Hindi English
oye tu pehla ta chaar kehnda c hun ik bhull geya

1755
Love Pyar / Re: Do You believe in Love?
« on: April 19, 2012, 06:00:05 PM »
haanji haanji kyun ni :P

1756
PJ Games / Re: tell abt ur best moments in life
« on: April 19, 2012, 05:58:43 PM »
jado main dusmi ch paise de k number lwaaye c :D:

1757
Gup Shup / Re: What song are you listening to right now?
« on: April 19, 2012, 05:52:58 PM »
ricksha chalaaya pyaar mein
legend singer - Bhotu Shah :D:

1758
Gup Shup / Re: Last Kehdi movie dekhi tusi?
« on: April 19, 2012, 05:50:49 PM »
Ponga Pandit (randhir kapoor di )

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lol :D:

1759
PJ Games / Re: What's your latest purchases?
« on: April 19, 2012, 05:49:50 PM »
shaktimaan wala suit naale kainchi chaplan :D:

1760
Gup Shup / Re: Last Kehdi movie dekhi tusi?
« on: April 19, 2012, 05:48:04 PM »
housefull 2 :loll:

tu mint k ch hor film dekh aya tu hatja na gaah paya kar ina :D:

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