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1701
« on: April 21, 2012, 01:21:08 AM »
Sharabi:-Doctor saab tusi meri sharaab shudwa sakde a
Doctor:- haan haan ,kyon nahin.
Sharabi:- police ne meriyan 20 botlan fad layian ne shuda dayo
:D: :D: :D: :D:
1702
« on: April 21, 2012, 01:19:33 AM »
Officer:- Madam is swimming pool ch nahauna mana a
Aurat:- tusi pehla kyun ni daseya jado main kapre utaar rahi c
Officer:- madam kapre uttarna thodi mana a
:D: :D:
1703
« on: April 21, 2012, 01:15:28 AM »
Pind wala: chownkidaara tere hunde v saada cooler chori ho geya tu ki karda c raat nu
Chownkidaar: saleya 20 galiyan ne pind dia saari raat thode cooler kole hi khada rahan
:D: :D: :D: :D:
1704
« on: April 21, 2012, 01:10:14 AM »
Mareez: Doctor sahab mainu door da jayda nazar ni aunda
Doctor: oh asmaan ch ki a
Mareez: oh suraj a ji
Doctor: saleya hun edo door ki tu Rabb nu dekhna
:D: :D: :D: :D:
1705
« on: April 21, 2012, 12:43:47 AM »
ahhaha
touching c rona auna chahida c bai hassna ni ban da tuhada dova da :D:
1706
« on: April 21, 2012, 12:43:02 AM »
main dekhdi nahi ji eh
bhama discovery dekhla je jwaak wall poora dhyaan nahi ditta ta aahi haal hona :D:
1707
« on: April 21, 2012, 12:41:09 AM »
1708
« on: April 21, 2012, 12:39:26 AM »
Pehla gadha: yaar main jehde dhobi de ghare kam karda mainu bahut maarda
Doosra gadha: tu ghar shad k bhaj kyun ni jaanda
Pehla gadha: ki dassa yaar dhobi di kudi bahut sohni a oh jado v koi putha kamm kardi a dhobi onhu kehnda tera vyaah kise gadhe naal kar dena
Bass ehi soch k rukeya a
:D: :D: :D: :D:
1709
« on: April 21, 2012, 12:34:45 AM »
There was a mosquito and a dog who loved each other a lot.
One day the mosquito got excited and gave a love bite to the dog.
The dog became emotional and returned the love bite to the mosquito.
The next day…
Mosquito died of rabies and dog died of malaria…
What a touching story!!!
:D: :D: :D: :D:
1710
« on: April 21, 2012, 12:27:28 AM »
Hatjo hatjo kall nu vyaah v hone a te nyaane v hone a :D: :D:
1711
« on: April 21, 2012, 12:23:42 AM »
Teacher : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
Pappu : I is…
Teacher : No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.”
Pappu : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
:D: :D: :D: :D:
1712
« on: April 21, 2012, 12:20:26 AM »
Master ji: Jado kise da dhyaan na hove te koi banda bina gallon boli jaave onhu ki kehnde a ?
Tinku: Master Mohan Singh ji :D: :D:
1713
« on: April 21, 2012, 12:14:26 AM »
aa chak bai welcum
n joke funny aa lol
dhanwaad bai tu padhi chall :D:
1714
« on: April 21, 2012, 12:13:48 AM »
haithan dekho
1715
« on: April 21, 2012, 12:10:22 AM »
Teacher to student
Teacher: eh kitaab kihdi a
Student: kaagaz di
Teacher: oh ta mainu v dikhda
Student: fer sir puch kyun rahe ho
:D: :D: :D: :D:
1716
« on: April 21, 2012, 12:07:18 AM »
Mareez Doctor nu
Mareez : tusi nurse bahut vadiya rakhi a ohda hath laggdeya hi main theek ho geya
Doctor: Pata mainu thappad di awaaz main v suni c
:D: :D:
1717
« on: April 21, 2012, 12:05:06 AM »
Nice jokes post kar rahe ho tusi pehla nhi sunne :okk:
Thanks ji welcome karlo
1718
« on: April 21, 2012, 12:03:48 AM »
Gabbar : Kitne admi they?
Sambha : Sardar 2
Gabbar : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar : Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar : To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba : Beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar : To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba : 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar : 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba : 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar : Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba : Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do..
:D: :D: :D: :D:
1719
« on: April 21, 2012, 12:01:10 AM »
Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania’s son: Kuch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Banis’s son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.
:D: :D: :D: :D:
1720
« on: April 20, 2012, 11:56:23 PM »
Bhikhaari colony vich bheekh mangda hunda
Bhikhaari: saab rupayia dedo ik
Saab: kall nu aayin kall nu
Bhikhaari: saleya is kall kall de chakkar ch is colony ch mere lakhan rupaaye faseyo a
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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