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Fun Time / Re: ***Santra Kha Ke***
« on: April 25, 2012, 05:13:22 PM »
santre da juice pee k hateya santra khaa k :P

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Jokes Majaak / Facebook di chadaayi
« on: April 25, 2012, 05:12:15 PM »
Facebook di chadaayi

_____________
"Suhaag-Raat a ajj,
 ghund chakkan lagga mittro..!!"
(Via iPhone 1 Min Ago)
 
 :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / PUNJABI STUDENT DI LIFE
« on: April 25, 2012, 05:07:43 PM »
** PUNJABI STUDENT DI LIFE **
 
Yaar rab da dita sub kujh hai:

Books hai

Notes hai

Taim hai

Mauka hai

Te hausla ta ena hai k jdo chahiye padh ke TOP kar sakde aa,
 
bas ek hi gal di kami aa yar.
 
Eh sala
 .
 .
 
"MOOD" hi nai ban da ki kriye _____

 :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Shayari / ਹਜ਼ਰਤ ਮੁਹੰਮਦ ਨੇ ਫੁਰਮਾਇਆ
« on: April 25, 2012, 05:03:56 PM »
__________ "ਹਜ਼ਰਤ ਮੁਹੰਮਦ ਨੇ ਫੁਰਮਾਇਆ " _________
 
__ਜਦੋਂ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਕਿਸੇ ਨੂੰ ਪਿਆਰ ਕਰੋ ਤਾਂ ਅਪਨੇ ਦਿਲ ਵਿੱਚ ਇੱਕ ਕਬਰਿਸਤਾਨ ਬਣਾ ਲਓ__
 
__________ਜਿੱਥੇ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਉਸਦੀਆਂ ਗਲਤੀਆਂ ਨੂੰ ਦਫਨਾ ਸਕੋ__________   :smile:

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Jokes Majaak / mere naal zidd kadd k
« on: April 25, 2012, 04:59:23 PM »
Mere Naal zidd kadd Ke onhe  'Canada' Wale Naal Viah Karvaaya c
 
Te ajj 12-12 Ghante Shifta Laundi aa__  :yawn:
 
Jehdi jatt ne vyaahi c ghardeya di farmaish te
 
oh ajj 10 Payiaan te hukam chlaundi a  :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Doctor te Bhaiya
« on: April 25, 2012, 04:55:32 PM »
Doc: kiven aa tabiyat hun ?
 
Bhaiya: Ji pehle se bhi zyada kharab hai...
 
Doc: Jo main dawaai boli c o KHA LI c ?
 ...
 Bhaiya: Nahi dawaai ki shishi to bhari hui thi..
 
Doc: mera matlab Dawaai Lai LI c ?
 
Bhaiya: Hanji.. Jo aapne dawaai likh ke di thi wo khareed li thi..
 
Doc: Bewkoof.. Dawai PEELI c?
 
Bhaiya: Nahi ji... Dawaai to LAAL thi...
 
Doc: o kanjra dawaai nu PEE LeYA c ???
 
Bhaiya: Nahi ji.. PEELIA to mujhe tha................
 :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: CARD
« on: April 25, 2012, 04:53:12 PM »
Haha nyc

kar leya pasand tusi theek a :D: main v hun  padheya karne a copy paste kar kar thak geya :D:

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Jokes Majaak / kanjoos
« on: April 25, 2012, 04:51:13 PM »
Kanjoos-kaaju hor lelo ji
 
Mehmaan-Nai Shukriya Mai Pehla Hi 4 Le Chuka Ha
 
Kanjus- Bhaaji Laye Ta tusi Waise 6 aa,. Khair..!! ethe kehra koi Gin Reha

 :D: :D: :D: :D:
 

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Jokes Majaak / Re: jado munda kudi ik duje nu purpose karde
« on: April 25, 2012, 04:49:18 PM »
THEEK A JI TUSI EDIT KARDO FER :p HAREK PAASEYO

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Jokes Majaak / CARD
« on: April 25, 2012, 04:48:20 PM »
Waiter: tuhada bill sir
 
Munda.. ah le bai card mera

Waiter: sir ah ta tuhada school da identity card a

Munda: ta phir saleyo bahar likh k majaak karde o "ALL CARDS ARE ACCEPTED"
 :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / jutti
« on: April 25, 2012, 04:44:05 PM »
Munda- I love you
Kudi- Meri jutti da number pata tenu ?
Munda- chall eh tu dafaa hoja gall haje bani ni farmaisha pehla hi shuru
 :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: jado munda kudi ik duje nu purpose karde
« on: April 25, 2012, 04:41:24 PM »
PUNJABI DE ACCENT CH TA MERE WALA HI HUNDA PURPOSE :p

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Jokes Majaak / BF GF
« on: April 25, 2012, 04:40:50 PM »
BF GF APPAS CH

Kudi ---> Movie dekhan challiye
Munda---> othe tu mainu tenu touch karn dayungi
Kudi ---> Nahin

Munda ---> Hath v ni fadan dayungi
Kudi ---> Nahin
 
Munda---> chall KISS ta karange hi
Kudi ---> oh v nahin
 
Munda ---► chall fir apne bhayi naal hi chall ja  :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / jado munda kudi ik duje nu propose karde
« on: April 25, 2012, 04:33:33 PM »
jado munda kudi nu propose maarda kudi da jawaab hunda

1. Haan (bahut ghatt)
2. Nahin (chall naah ta pakkiyo a)
3. Mainu thoda jeha time chahida  (kadi kadi)
4. appan dost hi theek a ( eh unha da favourite dialogue a :loll: )

jado kudi munde nu propose maardi a ta munde da jawaab hunda

1. Haan
2. Haanji haanji kyun ni 
3. mera v ehi haal a
4. main v tenu pyaar karda 
 
 :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Fun Time / Re: aj kal de ranjhe,,,,,,,,,,,,,!
« on: April 25, 2012, 02:35:53 PM »
pyaar ohi a ajj v kuch change ni hoeya. raanjhe naal v kaahdi tulna. raanjhe da pyaar v koi khaas akal wali aashqi nahi c heer c ta fir heer hi c heer shaddgi ta jogi heer jado mudhi fer jogi hona nakaarta eh ta fir Rabb naal v makhaul hi hoeya. ik naal dil laun li ene loka da dil dukhauna v koi khaas akalmandi ni a heer ne gharde dukhi kare fer sohre v dukhi kare. galat hi a.

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Re: Eat little, Sleep little
« on: April 25, 2012, 01:27:06 PM »
thanks bai jehdiyan cheejan pata nahi c hun lagg gayian :)

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Jokes Majaak / Re: ik bacha school vich
« on: April 24, 2012, 02:14:55 PM »
preet14 to lelo :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Husband Wife Jokes Thread
« on: April 24, 2012, 02:14:24 PM »
hahahah eh wala jayda khara a :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Bhikhari, sonia gandhi se..
« on: April 24, 2012, 02:12:56 PM »
hahaha :D:

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Complaints / Re: royal singh nu kyun ban kita???
« on: April 22, 2012, 11:51:19 PM »
main ta pehla hi keha c eh ravigill ni  a  ehdi mere naal gal hoyi and random chat ch main ps3 baare kuch keh dita eh kehnda add karla mainu main v khed da his id was brar something ps3 te oh randomly gal chali and sheti sheti add ho geya ina kaun plan karda lol k uthe v difrnt id create kara :) vadia banda unbann kardo ravigill ni a oh pata ni kive ip milda ki chakar a par bai oh ravi gil ni a oh ta kehnda c bhama mainu camere te dekhlo ohda msg aya c mainu lol :P

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