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Jokes Majaak / KASHMIR DIYAN VAADIYAN VICH
« on: April 27, 2012, 08:24:53 PM »
Kashmir di vaadiyan wich,
barfili hawawan wich,
jheel de kinare baithe, aashiq nu usdi mehboob ne ki keha ??
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Haramkhora jaada hero na ban, sweater pa le.  :D:

1542
Travel / Re: Caño Cristales (The river of five colors)
« on: April 27, 2012, 06:14:39 PM »
BAHUT SOHNI JAGAH A    KAMAAL DE RANG A KUDRAT DE :P KAASH APPAN SAARIYA IDA DIA CHEEZA DEKH SAKDE

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Gup Shup / Re: What song are you listening to right now?
« on: April 27, 2012, 06:11:28 PM »
BHEEGI PALKON PAR

1544
Fun Time / Re: Who was the last person you hugged?
« on: April 27, 2012, 06:10:52 PM »
mera chacha :P

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Jokes Majaak / Re: KUDI KADE NI PROPOSE KARDI
« on: April 27, 2012, 06:10:19 PM »
thxx bai

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Jokes Majaak / Re: KUDI KADE NI PROPOSE KARDI
« on: April 27, 2012, 03:41:27 PM »
bai main ta uda hi share kareya c net te kite padheya c hassan li eh koi msg ni a kise layi its just funny c ta share karta
tusi ta harek cheej da hi mudha bna lainde ho jokes naam di v cheej a koi lol :D:

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Jokes Majaak / GHAINT STUDENT :P
« on: April 27, 2012, 01:22:37 PM »
STUDENT - SIR 5+5=11 HO GAYE
MASTER - MOORKHA 5+5=10 HUNDE A 11 KIVE HO GAYE ?
STUDENT - SIR HO JAANDE A 11 KAYI VELE
MASTER - KIVE HO GAYE ?
STUDENT - SIR GALTI NAAL HO GAYE
 :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / SHAHRUKH KHAN DON
« on: April 27, 2012, 01:08:06 PM »
DON NU SIRF 11 MULKA DI POLICE NI MAIN V LABBDA PEYA KYUNKI MAINU RA.ONE WALI TICKET DE PAISSE WAPAS CHAHIDE :D:

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Shayari / Re: Dost kadi ni badalde
« on: April 27, 2012, 12:49:08 PM »
dost kdi nhi badlde,,,,,, haalat badal dende ne,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


tenu Rabb hi bachaa sakda tu ta hamesha hi dukhi rehni a :D:

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jehdi cheej lang gayi ohde li na rovo jehdi haigi a ohde li khush raho :)

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Jokes Majaak / SAJJNA DA CHOBAARA
« on: April 27, 2012, 12:48:20 PM »
TERI GALI VICHO LANGE TA TERA CHOBAARA NAZAR AAYA



WAAH JI WAAH

 
OHDA BAAPU BAHAR A K KEHNDA
                          SALEYA HATH PAIR TORDU JE DOBAARA NAZAR AAYA
 :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Shayari / Re: Dost kadi ni badalde
« on: April 27, 2012, 12:44:45 PM »
thnx g tuhada ashirwaad hamesha naal hi rahe :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Pinku da kutaapa
« on: April 27, 2012, 12:44:10 PM »
Tinku: tere iniya sattan kyun laggiya
Pinku: ki dasas yaar kall mainu 10 jaaneya ne milke kutteya
Tinku: Fer Tu Ki Kita?
Pinku: Main Keha saleyo kalle kalle karke a jaayo
Tinku: Fer?
Pinku: fer ki kalle kalle ne fer kutteya
 :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Shayari / Re: Dost kadi ni badalde
« on: April 27, 2012, 12:38:03 PM »
ohhh hmm main sochdi ah dost vi badal jande ne time naal

acha ji saade ta ni badle :P

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Shayari / Dost kadi ni badalde
« on: April 27, 2012, 12:33:49 PM »
Result Je Changa aave
Teacher: intelligent student a
Maa: Rabb di mehar ho gayi
Baapu: Putt kihda a fer
Dost: chall bai oye theke te behne a glaasi laayie
 
Result Je Kharab aave
Teacher: ehda ta saara saal padhaayi ch dhyaan nahi c
Maa: agg laa de apne mbl nu laptop nu
Baapu: Tere hi laadan ne bigaadeya a
Dost:  chall bai oye theke te behne a glaasi laayie
 
Moral: Duniya badal jaandi a yaar kade ni badalde  :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: KUDI KADE NI PROPOSE KARDI
« on: April 27, 2012, 12:21:25 PM »
thnxx dovein BAAI zzzz

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Jokes Majaak / KUDI KADE NI PROPOSE KARDI
« on: April 27, 2012, 12:00:35 PM »
KUDI KADE NI MUNDE NU PROPOSE KARDI
                       OH TA HIMMAT NAAL HI FASAUNI PAINDI A
HUNDI MUNDE NAALO KUDI KAAHLI
                       PAR BEJTI TA MUNDE NU HI KRAUNI PAINDI A  :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / SHARAABI TE POLICE
« on: April 26, 2012, 10:53:13 PM »
SHARAABI PEE K SADAK TE DIGHEYA C TE POLICE WALA A JANDA

POLICE - INI KYUN PEETI C
SHARABI - SAAB MAZBOORI C
POLICE - KI MAZBOORI ?
SHARABI - BOTAL DA DHAKKAN GWAACH GEYA C
 :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / AMERICAN AND PUNJABI
« on: April 26, 2012, 10:50:14 PM »
AMERICAN - ASIN CHAND TE PAANI TE BARF DI KHOJ KAR LAYI A
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PUNJABI - ACHA EHDA MATLAB HUN SIRD DAROO TE NAMKEEN DI JIMEVAARI SAADI A :D: :D:

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SIRF**

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Jokes Majaak / Bhikhari
« on: April 26, 2012, 10:47:17 PM »
Bhikhari - ALLAH k naam pe dedo baba
Tinku -  100 de khulle paise haige baba
Bhikhari - haan beta hai
Tinku -  ta jaayo pehla inha nu kharchlo  :D:

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