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1521
« on: April 27, 2012, 11:16:04 PM »
1 AMLI: kal 5 sal to bad mera putt jail toh wapas aa riha h.
2 AMLI: usnu taan 6 sal di sja si?
1 AMLI: usde ache bartaw kaaran usdi 1 sal di sja kam ho gyi.
2 AMLI: bda vadiya! Rabba eho jihe putt sab nu dyi.
:D: :D:
1522
« on: April 27, 2012, 11:11:58 PM »
Amli drakht te chadeya ta bandar utte betha c kehnda utte kyun aaya
Amli: saib (apple) khaan layi
Bandar: saib ? eh ta amb da drakht a
Amli: pata a mainu saleya taahi ta saib naal laike aaya
:D: :D: :D: :D:
1523
« on: April 27, 2012, 11:07:11 PM »
hahah hanji bai appan v magarle bench te hi a :D:
1524
« on: April 27, 2012, 10:29:52 PM »
hahaha haan bai ho janda c par jado class mukan wali hundi c kayi vele ain mauke te banda fass jaanda c :D:
1525
« on: April 27, 2012, 10:10:23 PM »
JODH , GHATAAYO , GUNA , TAKSEEM
1526
« on: April 27, 2012, 10:07:26 PM »
1527
« on: April 27, 2012, 10:05:00 PM »
nice lines ne bai :)
1528
« on: April 27, 2012, 10:00:03 PM »
Hmmmmmm
bai tu kehdiyan sochan ch pe geya :D: tu v ta ni natak dekhda :D:
1529
« on: April 27, 2012, 09:59:10 PM »
GHARWALA : sir meri gharwali gwach gyi,
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DAAKMASTER: Eh daak khana hai police chauki nhi,
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GHARWALA : ki karan.. kithe javan.. khushi de maare mainu kuch samajh nhi aa riha. :D:
1530
« on: April 27, 2012, 09:56:23 PM »
AJJ RAATI 12 WAJJAN TO BAAD
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THALLE KI DEKHDE HO TUHADA APNA DMAAG NI KAMM KARDA 12 TO BAAD 1 HI WAJJUGA :D: :D:
1531
« on: April 27, 2012, 09:49:30 PM »
TERA KEETA JAATO NAAHI MAINO JOG KEETOYI
MAIN NIRGUNIAAREY KO GUN NAAHI AAPE TARAS PEOAYE
TARAS PEYA MEHRAAMAT HOYI SATGUR SAJJAN MILEYA
NANAK NAAM MILEY TA JEEVA TANN MANN THEEVEY HAREYA
Thanks for sharing ji.
1532
« on: April 27, 2012, 09:40:41 PM »
bai nokia de applications ghatt hi ralde a kise hor mobiles naal apple de applications best a
1533
« on: April 27, 2012, 09:39:10 PM »
oye hoye
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Lab geya oye
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HaHaHa
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Dhinchak Dhinchak
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Labh geya
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O Balle Balle
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Haa haa
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Labh geya
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APNE SAARE KAMM SHADD K MERI POST PADHAN WALE VEHLAD LABB GAYE :D: :D:
1534
« on: April 27, 2012, 09:36:18 PM »
Ladki : me tere lyi sab kuch chad sakdi haan,
Ladka : maa bap ?
ladki :haan .
ladka : yar dost, bhai behan, khana pena?
ladki : haan.
ladka : serials dekhne?
Ladki : muh sambhal ke gal kar oye .
:D: :D: :D:
1535
« on: April 27, 2012, 09:33:20 PM »
Doctor: tera weight kina ha?
Mareez: Chasme de naal 75kg.
Doctor: te chasme toh bina ?
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Mareez: oo taan mainu dikhda hi nahi.
:D:
1536
« on: April 27, 2012, 09:15:25 PM »
tusi bai joke vicho rajneeti kaddni band karo :D:
1537
« on: April 27, 2012, 08:42:49 PM »
Autowala: bhaji, 100 rupaye ho gaye.
Amli : 50 rupaye autowale nu de ke chal piya.
Autowala : bhaji eh taan gundagardi hoi, meter de hisab naal 100 rupaye hoye ne.
Amli : Tu v saleya ehde vich hi bethke aya hun tera kraaya v main deva
:D: :D: :D: :D:
1538
« on: April 27, 2012, 08:39:46 PM »
Jailer: Das faansi to pehla, akhri tamanna ki hai?
Kaidhi: Meri lattan utte te siir thale nu kar k faansi la do :D:
1539
« on: April 27, 2012, 08:37:22 PM »
(year 1960) kudiyan: Maa main ghar to bahar jaana hai ?
Maa : Nahin dhiye lok vekhange
(year 1990) kudiyan: Maa main jeans paani hai ?
Maa : nahi dhiye, loki ki kehange
(year 2012) kudiyan: Maa main mini skirt paani hai ?
Maa : Pa le dhiye kuch taa paa le
:D: :D: :D: :D:
1540
« on: April 27, 2012, 08:32:09 PM »
Main pagal hoon,
main gadha hoon,
main nalayak hoon,
main ullu hoon,
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aram naal hauli bolo ethe tak awaj aa rahi a :D: :D:
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