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PJ Games / Re: Comment On PHOTO of PerSon Above you
« on: May 05, 2012, 12:01:12 AM »
gol matol jeha a munda :D:

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PJ Games / Re: Baki sab thik aa
« on: May 04, 2012, 09:57:35 PM »
menu sab tng kyun krde aa baki sab thik aa

aho sahi gal a tu bachpan to hi bahut dukhi a baaki sab theek a :D:

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News Khabran / Re: girls beat boys again in ias results
« on: May 04, 2012, 09:56:24 PM »
TU KI JWAAKA WAANGU BOYS VS GIRLS DA RATTA MAAREYA A :D:

SIDHA KEH KUDI DUJE NUMBER TE AAYI A :D:

AIVI JANTA OHI SCHOOL WALA JWAAKPUNA :D:

1424
Jokes Majaak / Propose
« on: May 04, 2012, 09:49:45 PM »
Munda kudi nu propose maarda
Kudi : tu thappad khaana oye
Munda:
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fer baad vich jehda mukka paina oh ?
 :D: :D:

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PJ Games / Re: ANTAKSHRI in punjabi
« on: May 04, 2012, 09:45:34 PM »
lyrics v ta jaroori a tere kehan waang

kande fulla naal hunde jehde :D:

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PJ Games / Re: ANTAKSHRI in punjabi
« on: May 04, 2012, 09:42:20 PM »
jabse mere naina tere naino se laage re ( jihde ch ranbir kapoor tauliya banke nacheya )
:D: :D:

next - kande

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Jokes Majaak / Wife da swaal
« on: May 04, 2012, 09:41:32 PM »
Wife: Tusi mainu pyaar karde ?
Husband apne 5 jwaaka wall ishaare karke
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eh diwali bumper cho nikkle a ?
 :D: :D:

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PJ Games / Re: ANTAKSHRI in punjabi
« on: May 04, 2012, 09:38:30 PM »
next word - beyimaan

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Jokes Majaak / Punish
« on: May 04, 2012, 09:38:04 PM »
Son-I got Punished in school 2day
Dad-Y?
Son- teacher pointed scale twrds me saying
At d end of dis scale ther is an idiot
I just askd which end?
 :D: :D:

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PJ Games / Re: ANTAKSHRI in punjabi
« on: May 04, 2012, 09:36:02 PM »
eh kehda gaana a :D:

dilbaar dilbaar hoo dilbar dilbar ( jihde ch sushmita sen nachi c sanjay kapoor muhre ) :D:

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PJ Games / Re: ANTAKSHRI in punjabi
« on: May 04, 2012, 09:32:30 PM »
sajjna di gali vich roz jaan nu chit wahla hi kare
kayi baari raat badi safe hundi a koi hunda ni ghare
par chann chownkidaar te bulb gali da aashqan de rakh dinda chaa chabbke
camera bandook te mashook mittro tino hi chlaune painde akh dabbke

next - mashook :P

1432
Jokes Majaak / Munda Kudi
« on: May 04, 2012, 09:31:07 PM »
GirL-Wat do u hv to say about our luv?
Boy-Juz try counting d star's!
Girl-Dat means its infinite..?
Boy-No!Its a waste of Time!!
 :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Sharaabi Banda
« on: May 04, 2012, 09:27:59 PM »
Sharabi Banda jhidkeya to bachan li kitaab khol k beh jaanda
Gharwali: Fer pee k aaya ajj ?
Gharwala: Nahi
Gharwali: fer eh suitcase khol k kyun betha ?
 :D: :D:

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PJ Games / Re: Baki sab thik aa
« on: May 04, 2012, 09:26:20 PM »
kal v ohna di cal nhi baki sab thik aa

tera hi aukha baaki ta sab da theek a :D:

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PJ Games / Re: ANTAKSHRI in punjabi
« on: May 04, 2012, 09:25:44 PM »
pauna teri hi veeni de vich kangna ni
jind vikdi vikje yaaran di nahion shaddna gali de vicho langna ni

next - maahi

1436
Jokes Majaak / Fashion tv
« on: May 04, 2012, 09:22:40 PM »
Ek maulavi FASION TV dekhda c
Ek admi: hazoor tusi v
maulavi: allah kasam main ta nafrat di nigaah naal dekh reha c
 :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / KISS
« on: May 04, 2012, 09:18:35 PM »
Boy : may I kiss u?
 Girl : No
 Boy again : May I kiss u?
 Girl : No..
Boy desperatelyasks :
 PLEASEEEEE
 MAY I KISS U?
 Girl : Kutte, kaminey...
 Teacher thodi
 naa hoon jo permission
 maang raha hai ZABARDASTI
 nahin Kar
 sakta
 kya ?

 :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Divorce
« on: May 04, 2012, 09:13:56 PM »
Ek saheli(Dusri se): 4 saal pehle jab tumhara talaak hua tha, tab tumhara 1 bachcha tha ab 3 kaise ? Kya tumne dusri shadi kar li hai ?
Dusri Saheli(Hichkich a te hue): Dusri shadi to nahi ki par ye beech mai kabhi kabhi maafi maangne aa jaate hai. .

 :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Amli
« on: May 04, 2012, 09:06:24 PM »
amli adh mareya jeha peya hunda
Bhikhaari: hun marn to pehla ta meharbaani karke kuch dedo
Amli:    saleyo jaan ta den lagga hor tuhanu ki chahida hun   :D:

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Jokes Majaak / KuDi
« on: May 04, 2012, 08:58:53 PM »
Rabb ne kudi nu sohna bnaaya
Maadha Mota shakki dmaag v deta
ghaint jehiyan akhan ta chalo de ditiya
gulaabi bull ( haaye kya baatan  8->)
pyaar bhareya dil v deta

Te fer jubaan de k harek cheej te paani fer ditta
 :D: :D:

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