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Jokes Majaak / Cute ladaayi :P
« on: May 08, 2012, 07:47:30 PM »
Bf : how are you sweetheart ♥
 
Gf : not good :(
 
Bf : why? Wht hapnd?
 
Gf : i have cold . .
 
Bf : wht? How?
 
Gf : i had ice cream. .
 
Bf : are you mad? I told you not to eat icecream in this rainy season. . . .
 are you crazy ? ?
 Look into my eyes wht the hell you think you are? Dnt you have brain? You are nt a kid . . . .
 cnt you take care your self?
Stupid. . . Idiot .. . .
 
Gf : smiled. . . . Hugged him and said

"I LOVE YOU"
 
Bf : whats hapening here? Will you plz tell me . .
 
Gf : .i just lov whenever u scold me that's why i ate ice cream so dat you will scold me. . .♥
 
Bf : stupid . . .idiot. . . .huh.. ."I LOVE U TOO"  :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Mini love story
« on: May 08, 2012, 07:46:06 PM »
Boy: " Dilruba "
Girl: " tu mere phone ch paisse pwa "
Boy: " Paise haini."
Girl: " Kaise haini ?"
Boy: " Mehangai a "
Girl: " Phir ajj to tu mera bhai a
 :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Young Generation nu tention
« on: May 08, 2012, 07:43:29 PM »
ok ji thanks :P

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Hor v haiga koi jinhu hathan pairan di pa jaandi a ta vote karo lol :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Mummy kinne kisam di hundi a ????
« on: May 08, 2012, 07:42:45 PM »
kaas sadi vi mom kadi sanu kandi marjani roti ta khala fir bathi rahi computer te :D: :D: :D: :D:

lol keh dinde hunde roti khaan da v vehal ni inha nu khare kihda lekha dinde a dabbe jehe te :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Munda to auto wala bhai
« on: May 08, 2012, 07:42:02 PM »
Munda: kyun bai hanuman mandir challenga ?
Autowala: Haan
Munda- Ta phir aunde hoye parsaad le aayin
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Painful but cute
« on: May 08, 2012, 07:39:51 PM »
PAINFUL BUT CUTE..!! te thoda jeha funny v lol
 
After 2 years of BreaKup, bOy saW his GF wd her HusbanD.
 
She ws rubing hr nOse on his shOulder
 
Boy(Smiling):- kyun ki gall ajj v rumaal bhull gayi ?

 8->  8->  8->  8->  8->  8->  8->

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Young Generation nu tention
« on: May 08, 2012, 07:36:05 PM »
ok hun ehda poll bna dita main lol :D:

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vote karo saare jaane

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Jokes Majaak / Young Generation nu tention
« on: May 08, 2012, 07:34:16 PM »
Young generation nu sab to jayda tention kado hundi a
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Papera vich ? lol nahi
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jad oh sutte paye uthde a te mobile na labbe :D: ( tention pe jaandi k gharde msg na padh lain fata fat uthke srahna thalle kade rajaayi thalle ) :D: 

Hor v kise naal ida hunda k nahi ??? :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Mummy kinne kisam di hundi a ????
« on: May 08, 2012, 07:31:03 PM »
lol
meri mummy:
dhamkaun wali - therja hune tere peo nu phone karke dasdi aa  kam karn nu ptakk deni jawaab de dindi aa
history psand - jado main tere jiddi hundi si ghar da sara kam kardi si kalli
confused - main vi insaan aa...koi machine ni aa jehra sara din laggi raha
saadi mummy -  computer te ki tik tik kari jaani aa...das menu hun teri praayi chaldi aa koi  :D:



eh mainu v milda dialogue saari dihaadi tik tik tik tik ehi laptop nu inhe maa peo bnaaya a :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Dhoni
« on: May 08, 2012, 07:30:11 PM »
Dhoni 30 saal da te Saakshi(dhoni di wife) 22 di
Fir v kehnda interview vich "We are school friends."
dekho kina tharki c
10th ch hoke 1st class di kudi te line maarda c

 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Munda Kudi
« on: May 08, 2012, 07:27:58 PM »
“Chehra Tera Khash Nahi, Haddiyan Te Teri Maas Nahi,
Pyar Tainu Swaah Karaan, Teri Taan Jeon Di Vi Aas Nahi

ah keha kuri ne

Munda aggeyo kehnda

chehra ta tera v khaas nahi tu kehda apna patti firdi naaas nahi
purpose tenu shikku kara teri ta 14 feb takk v jeon di aas nahi :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Diamond Ring
« on: May 08, 2012, 07:25:57 PM »
Girl => Mainu apni Diamond ring de de jado tu nahi hoyenga main tenu ring dekh   
           dekh k yaad kareya karungi
Boy => jaanu....tu eh soch k v yaad kar hi sakdi a k kameene ne ring nahi ditti c
 
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Munda Kudi
« on: May 08, 2012, 07:18:51 PM »
tu kon hunda chadayi karn wala....kudiya jamandru hi smart hundiya.. :laugh:

tere naal gall karke kade lagga hi ni idda :D:

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Gup Shup / Re: Why are boys worth loving
« on: May 08, 2012, 07:17:51 PM »
shukar kar Rabb da tu majaak hi kardi a :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: sharaabi and gharwali
« on: May 08, 2012, 07:16:54 PM »
mundeya vicho hi ayea hona :D:

nahi kudiya ne bhagti karke mangeya :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Mummy kinne kisam di hundi a ????
« on: May 08, 2012, 07:13:34 PM »
Mummy kinne kisam di hundi a ?

AALSI MUMMY - "ikko gall tenu kinni kinni baar dassni paindi a??!!" :D:
 
DHAMKAAUN WALI MUMMY - "aan de tere baapu nu, dassdi a onhu" :D:
 
History PASAND MUMMY APNI KUDI NU - "jado main tere umar di c ghar de saare kamm kar laindi c " :D:

FUTURE DASSAN WALI MUMMY: Mainu pata c eh tod k hatna tu :D:

CONFUSED MUMMY- "Main insaan a k machine a ? :D:
 
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Saadi mummy- "LAPTOP DE VICH HI WADHJA KANJRA :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Exam
« on: May 08, 2012, 07:07:25 PM »
jo tere kol haini ..jatt... :D:

mere kol ta avagaun a karke main study te waste ni c keeta :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Munda Kudi
« on: May 08, 2012, 07:06:02 PM »
chal main keha inha di v chadaayi kra dayie :D: jatt da dil bahut khulla a :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: sharaabi and gharwali
« on: May 08, 2012, 07:05:26 PM »
foolishness ..kudarti hundi aa bandeya vich hana ehi kehnda

nahi oh vardaan ta kudiya nu mileya a :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Exam
« on: May 08, 2012, 07:04:54 PM »
 FIRE ko AAG kehte hain,
 virendar ko sehwaad kehte hain,
 GARDEN ko BAAG kahte
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 Aur
 
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 "EXAMS" k samay jo
 kaam na kare,
 Use DIMAG kehte hain  :D: :D:

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