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Jokes Majaak / Re: Pathan da gussa
« on: May 08, 2012, 09:12:54 PM »
ida ni kahida hunda kise nu ok :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Kudiya layi 2 msgz
« on: May 08, 2012, 09:12:08 PM »
puchla kamliye jinhu marzi hun :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Pathan da gussa
« on: May 08, 2012, 09:02:44 PM »
bakyea demaag tere te aa.... ena hi chalda :laugh:

nahi dmaag ta bathea bas mainu swaal jwaab change ni lagde school time to hi :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Banda sharminda ho jaanda
« on: May 08, 2012, 09:01:21 PM »
thanks :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: CID dekhan wale samjh jaange
« on: May 08, 2012, 09:00:54 PM »
hahahahhaa ...mai bahut dekhdi aa C.I.D. :D: ....

tu ta shoti hundi to hi dekhdi a :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Pathan da gussa
« on: May 08, 2012, 09:00:09 PM »
eh ta jama tere te geya pathan :laugh: :D:

aho jabb hi mukaa ta onhe :D: kehnda kehda uljheya rahe :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Dad Son convo
« on: May 08, 2012, 08:28:57 PM »

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Banda sharminda ho jaanda
« on: May 08, 2012, 08:20:07 PM »
:D: :D: :D: :D:..

nahi mein text kardi ah :hehe: ja ohna da ph tah ph kardi ah na kar gharda ph tah  :laugh:

bass ehi cheeja nu dmaag chalda tera :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Dad Son convo
« on: May 08, 2012, 08:15:21 PM »
 A son at college wanted money...
 He sent sms to his DAD...
 "NO MONEY"
 "NO FUN"
 "YOUR SON"
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 dad replied::::
 "HOW SAD!
 "TOO BAD!
 "YOUR DAD!
 :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Pathan da gussa
« on: May 08, 2012, 08:14:01 PM »
 Pathan: Wo jo table pe aadmi baitha hai us se hamara dushmani hai.
 Dost: Table pe to 4 aadmi hain.
 Khan: Wo jiski muchhein hain.
 Dost: Muchhein to sub ki hain.
 Khan: Wo jis k safed kapre hain.
 Dost: Wo to sub ke safed hain
 Khan ne gusse mein pistol nikala aur 3 aadmion ko maar kar bola.
 Wo jo reh gaya hai usko hum nahi chhorenge
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Kudiya layi 2 msgz
« on: May 08, 2012, 08:12:41 PM »
Kudiya layi msg number 1

To all girls who do lots of make up...
Take it easy, its called face not drawing book  :D: :D:

Kudiya layi msg number 2

Talking always in english doesnt make u a hollywood heroine....

 :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Amli
« on: May 08, 2012, 08:09:55 PM »
RANG DE BASANTI    movie dekh k amli nu bahut gussa aunda
Dost puchda ki hoeya gussa kyun a
Amli: yaar saleya ne poori film dikhaati Basanti ta dkhaayi hi ni

 :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Kudi de vyaah vich BF
« on: May 08, 2012, 08:07:38 PM »
Kudi de vyaah vich ohda puraana BF aaya hunda
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Saare puchde: ki tere naal hi vyaah ho reha ?
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Boyfriend: haha nahi nahi main ta semi final vich hi out ho geya c
                hun Final dekhan aaya

( lol mere warga jayda soccer fan hona )
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Banda sharminda ho jaanda
« on: May 08, 2012, 08:04:58 PM »
kyun tu ki kardi a kabootra naal chithiya bann k bhejdi a :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Boy Girl
« on: May 08, 2012, 08:04:29 PM »
Boy- tusi kudiya inniya sohniya kyu hundiya?
Girl-  kyunki God ne saanu apne hatha naal bnaaya
Boy-  kehndi ta ain a jidda saanu mistriya kol theke te ditta c

 :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Tricky Love letter
« on: May 08, 2012, 08:02:09 PM »
Read this "Love letter". It is so funny .cute ,Loving and
 creative.
 This is a love letter from a boy to a
 girl....
 However, the girl's father does not like him
 and want them to stop their
 relationship... ... and
 So the boy wrote this letter
 to the girl..
 He knows that the girl's father will
 definitely read this letter..
 1 "The great love that I have for you
 2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
 3 grows every day. When I see you,
 4 I do not even like your face;
 5 the one thing that I want to do is to
 6 look at other girls. I neverwanted to
 7 marry you. Our last conversation
 8 was very boring and has not
 9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
 10 You think only of yourself.
 11 If we were married, I know that I would
 find
 12 life very difficult, and I would have no
 13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
 14 to give, but it is not something that
 15 I want to give to you. Noone is more
 16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are
 not
 17 able to care for me and help me.
 18 I sincerely want you to understand that
 19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favour
 20 if you think this is the end. Do not try
 21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
 22 things that do not interest me. You have
 no
 23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
 24 I do not care for you. Please do not think
 that
 25 I am still your boyfriend."
 So bad!! However, before handing over the
 letter to the girl,
 the boy told the girl to"READ
 BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to read
 1.3.5.7.9.11.13 .15.17.19.21.23 .25. (Odd
 Numbers)

dbaara padheyo ik ik number skip karke odd numbers padheyo bass :P

 :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Banda sharminda ho jaanda
« on: May 08, 2012, 07:56:46 PM »
Khatarnak moment-
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jado tusi apne dost nu fone karke kehnde a
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 "oye saleya kameeneya kithe a tu ?
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 te jawaab aave
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Putt oh ta ghare haini bahar geya :D: :D:

( mere naal 2  k baar ida ho chukkeya bass sharminda jeha ho k theek a ji keh k kattna peya phone)  :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / CID dekhan wale samjh jaange
« on: May 08, 2012, 07:54:03 PM »
Great Quotes By Great Fellows:
 
Obama: Osama mile to use foddo!
 .
Gandhiji: Hinsa achchi baat nahi, chhod do!
 ... .
Einstein: Samay rukta nahi to use mod do!
 .
Manmohan: Gaaon ki unnati k liye unhe road do!
 .
Arnold: Biceps banane ke liye unpe load do!
 .
Bill gates: Windows ko unlock karne ke liye use code do!
 .
ACP Pradyuman: Dekhte kya ho Daya, darwaza tod do !!

 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

Note: CID dekhan wale samjh jaange :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Tinku di harkat
« on: May 08, 2012, 07:50:21 PM »
Tinku nu kamm to kaddta te oh roz apne boss de ghar sahmne potty karn lag geya :D:
Tinku da dost:  oye eh ki harkat karda rehnda
Tinku: BOSS nu dassna k saleya bhukha ni marda main teri naukri bina
 :D: :D: :D: :D:

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