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Maan-Sanmaan/Respect+ / Re: 3 PJ Gabru Promotions
« on: May 09, 2012, 05:29:59 PM »
enhe sir shahrukh khaan waangu blood naal likhan lag jaana :D: uda thanks lado

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enhe sir shahrukh khaan waangu blood naal likhan lag jaana :D: uda thanks lado
enhe fir likhna c sir likheya geya :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Big Tragedy
« on: May 09, 2012, 05:03:53 PM »
Big Tragedy
 
Kudi di ik smile hi munde nu confuse kar dindi a
.
.
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Saara din ni samjh aunda
.
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k hass k dekhdi a ?
.
ya
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dekh k hass rahi a
 :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Munda Kudi
« on: May 09, 2012, 04:59:58 PM »
Munda: yaar ajj main tention jehi ch a
            mood v khraab a te sir ch dard jeha v ho reha
Kudi:  Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
          acha eh sab gallan shadd eh dekh mera nama purse
 :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Kinni confusion a
« on: May 09, 2012, 04:54:28 PM »
Ek aadmi de 3 dost c
 
Tinno Doctor c
     2 pagal c 1 nu samjh ni c aundi
 
Jinhu samjh nahi c aundi
 
ohde 3 hospital c
    2 band c 1 khullda nahi c
 
Jehda khulda nahi c 

ohde ch 3 Fan c
     2 band c 1 chalda nahi c

Jehda chalda nahi c

onhu 3 mechanica kol le gaye
     2 nu kamm nahi aunda c 1 kolo hunda nahi c

Jihde to hunda nahi c

ohde 3 naukar c
     2 aunde nahi c 1 ghare rehnda c

Jehda ghare rehnda c

ohi shuru wala aadmi c
      jihde 3 dost c

Mere v 3 k hi dost ne

2 pagal ne te

ik haje hauli hauli eh sab padhke ho reha

 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / email :P
« on: May 09, 2012, 04:39:39 PM »
Ik kudi apne ex bf nu email kardi a
Kudi: Mainu mera foto waapis karde mainu new bf mil geya a.

Munda onhu reply ch 30 photos email kar dinda
Munda: ehde vicho labbla apni foto mainu ta teri shakal v ni yaad a

 :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Police
« on: May 09, 2012, 04:35:49 PM »
Police arrestd a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin?
Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite?
Man: My wife...
 :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Air Hostess
« on: May 09, 2012, 04:27:30 PM »
 Air India ki flight ka Pilot
 announcement ke baad MIKE
 OFF karna bhul gaya.
 Pilot apne Co-Pilot se bola: "Main
 pehle coffee piyunga, phir uss
 Airhostess ko kiss karunga..."
 Yeh sun ke Airhostess MIKE OFF
 karne bhaagi, aur ek buddhe
 passenger ke paon se takra kar
 gir padi.
 Buddha passenger yeh nazara
 dekh bola: "Beti, araam se ja...
 Suna nahi, pehle sahab coffee
 piyenge

 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Maan-Sanmaan/Respect+ / Re: 3 PJ Gabru Promotions
« on: May 09, 2012, 03:58:51 PM »
DHANWAAD JI SAB DA :]

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Kudi te Nakhra
« on: May 09, 2012, 02:06:27 PM »
hun shaddti aashqi mundeya ne jaayo kudiyo mauja maan lavo :P

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Kudi te Nakhra
« on: May 09, 2012, 02:02:59 PM »
meri wadh di popularity dekhke mainu bna dita :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Kudi te Nakhra
« on: May 09, 2012, 01:56:26 PM »
mujhe mazboori mein aakar kanoon apne haathon mein lena padhega :D: classic dialogue :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Kudi te Nakhra
« on: May 09, 2012, 01:54:28 PM »
tera v last hi reply hove hun eh :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Kudi te Nakhra
« on: May 09, 2012, 01:47:35 PM »
eh jawak jehe naal kon matha mare....eme tan tan karn di adadt aa ehnu ta

...wadda ayea....jeb vich rakhan wala....jeb vich avda nali wala rumaal rakhyea kar

aho tenu rakhan to baad uppar nali wala rumaal rakhda :D:

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Gup Shup / Re: hAthiYaR ਤੇ MuTIyAr
« on: May 09, 2012, 01:33:54 PM »
shadd bai kyun larde ho :D: chat ch aaja :D:

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Gup Shup / Re: hAthiYaR ਤੇ MuTIyAr
« on: May 09, 2012, 01:30:41 PM »
ohdi latt kanoon de hatha to v lambi a :D: he is a boom boom boomer   :D: boomer wangar lattan waddiya kar lainda oh :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Kudi te Nakhra
« on: May 09, 2012, 01:29:25 PM »
aho lagga hi c hassan bai :D:

...
hun lad na peyo yaar :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Kudi te Nakhra
« on: May 09, 2012, 01:25:29 PM »
jado sach suna deo fer ahi kehna aunda tenu

main sachi padheya v ni chajh naal shuru ch hi sir dukhan lag geya c :D: ik 2 akhar padhke :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Kudi te Nakhra
« on: May 09, 2012, 01:22:41 PM »
lagda jehdiya tenu mileya honiya oho hi eda di honiya...kyu ki tu v jhooth hi bolda hona te tenu v oho jehiya hi takardiya

tu ta gall khindaati hun ina magaz ni maareya jaanda yaar :D: nichod k rakh dindi a ik gall nu :D: kyun ina dmaag khraab karke rakhdi a apna :D:  GLUCON D peeya kar :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Kudi te Nakhra
« on: May 09, 2012, 01:19:05 PM »
kudiya bare dasda yan avde bare

chall thalle waliyan chaar laina meriya hongiya  uppar waliya chaar ta kudiya te hi dhukk diya :D:

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Gup Shup / Re: hAthiYaR ਤੇ MuTIyAr
« on: May 09, 2012, 01:16:50 PM »
eh kudi naal lad peya c school ch kudi ne ehdi pith te shyaahi wale pen naal shyaahi shidakti c :D:

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