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Jokes Majaak / 3 seconds to judge a girl
« on: May 15, 2012, 10:08:05 AM »
Research Says That:
Girls Take 3 Days To Judge A Boy,
Whether She Likes Him Or Not.
 
But Boys Take Only Three Seconds..!!
 
1st Second: HAAYE kinni bumb a oye
2nd Second: bass ik baari gall ban je
3rd Second: chakko vayi thode veer nu ta pyaar ho geya
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Heart surgery
« on: May 15, 2012, 10:02:13 AM »
Girl: Im having heart surgery today
Boy: I know
Girl: I love u
Boy: I love u much more.
 
After surgery When the girl woke up
only her Father was next to her bed Girl:
Daddy, Where is he?
Father: U don’t know who gave u the heart?
Girl: What?
She starts crying ..
 
.
 
.
 
Father: Just kidding..
Bahar khada samose kha raha hai
Haramkhor..!!
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Munda Kudi
« on: May 15, 2012, 09:48:30 AM »
Quote from: ♚ησтσяισυѕ_נαтт♚ on May 15, 2012, 09:46:27 AM
:hehe: mainu v dikha de ihnu keh,mada jeha idhr nu hoyi, sidhi ho ja :D:  :D: :D: :D:

pehla mainu ta dekh lain de saleya :D: tu meri sheet le layi :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Sau Munda
« on: May 15, 2012, 09:47:42 AM »
Munda: chall kise sunn-saan thaa te chalde a
Kudi: tu koi puthi sidhi harkat ta ni karenga ?
Munda: na na bilkul nahi
Kudi- chall shadd fer ki fayda
:D: :D: :D: :D:


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Jokes Majaak / Munda meeh ch
« on: May 15, 2012, 09:46:53 AM »

Munda meeh ch tureya jaanda c
ik kudi a jaandi
Kudi: tusi mere naal umbrella share kar sakde ho
Boy: nahi bhene main theek a ida hi
 
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Moral: Moral maaral kuch nahi.. kudi khaas ni c inni
:D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Amli da propose
« on: May 15, 2012, 09:45:20 AM »

Amli kudi nu propose maarda:
Dekh meri gall sun
main ni chahnda mera munda
bada ho k teri kudi te line maare
mainu bura laggna ida
je tu tyaar a ta
doha nu bhaai bhen bna dayie ?
:D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Hotel
« on: May 15, 2012, 09:44:19 AM »
1 Hotel me naye Shaadi Shuda couple ke liye notice likha tha:
Khidki par parde daal kar rakhe,
Aapka Pyaar andha ho sakta hai,
Magar hamara staff nahi
 :D: :D: :D:



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Jokes Majaak / Munda Kudi
« on: May 15, 2012, 09:42:41 AM »
Kudi: Bass kar hun kise ne dekh laina
Munda:
kuch ni bass sidhi ho ja
utho hath chakki maadha jeha
thoda jeha ta dkhaade
je nahi dkhaaya ta
?
?
?
?
?
?
Fail ho jayunga koi fayda
:D: :D:

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Sports Khelan / Re: ARSENAL CREST
« on: May 15, 2012, 06:34:18 AM »
Quote from: ※ḨҰĐṜØŞŦẨ₮ῘḈŜ on May 15, 2012, 06:26:48 AM
Yes. Don't tell me i've offended you because you're a fan  :happy: :happy: :happy:

hahah no no they didnt won this year . their noisy neighbours manchester city won the league. manchester city is upcoming richest club of the planet. you cant even imagine their transfer budget . they won league after 44 years. now they have all the big signings in squad since Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan bought the club. they can just easily spend millions and millions in transfer window. :)  personally i am arsenal and barca fan and you ? and dont know why i hate manchester united  :lost:

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Sports Khelan / Re: ARSENAL CREST
« on: May 15, 2012, 06:26:04 AM »
Quote from: ※ḨҰĐṜØŞŦẨ₮ῘḈŜ on May 15, 2012, 06:21:49 AM
Hate how man u always won. Like waheguru!!!

man u . r u saying man united :( ?

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Sports Khelan / Re: ARSENAL CREST
« on: May 15, 2012, 06:13:15 AM »
it was a sick ending of premier league this year  with late goal of aguero :P  what a miracle boy

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Quote from: SeKhOn. on May 15, 2012, 06:13:03 AM
pher ta apan aaddi aadi hoye :hehe:

yes :P podolski signed for arsenal and they looking for yan mvilla it will be interesting squad now.

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Sports Khelan / Re: ARSENAL CREST
« on: May 15, 2012, 06:11:45 AM »
Quote from: SeKhOn. on May 15, 2012, 06:09:22 AM
yeah big one ,,, arsenal  and barcelona :hehe:
lol bro seriously me too arsenal and barca :P

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Jokes Majaak / Exams
« on: May 14, 2012, 08:31:28 PM »
exams vich mere varga nalaik student monitor nu :D:

Nalaik student baar baar puch reha : oye kutteya kuch ta dakhaade
Monitor (lakoke) : mainu ta aap ni aunda ki dassa
Nalaik student : ta hor saleya apneo peo nu love letter likh k sheet bhari a :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Bday gift
« on: May 14, 2012, 08:25:41 PM »
Girl to boy on her birthday - where is my gift ?
 .
Boy - oh dekh red colour di ferrari dikhdi a ?
 .
kudi bahut khush ho k haan haan jaanu
 .
 .
 .
 . .
 .
Boy- bass jama ose rang di nailpolish laike aaya tere layi
 :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Munda Kudi
« on: May 14, 2012, 08:18:01 PM »
1 Boy or 1 Girl hotel room ch bethe c
 
Girl: Tu munda te main kudi
 
Boy: haan?
 
Girl: tu v kalla main v kalli
 
Boy: haan haan fer?
 
Girl: main v sohni a tu v javaan a
 
Boy: haaaaaaaaaaan
 
Girl: tera khoon v garam a mera v
 
Boy: ohh hoo jaldi agge dass
 
Girl: Teriya v koi khwaisha a te meriyan v
 
Boy: haan haan jaldi das ki salaah
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Bass ehto gaaha ni suna sakda BANN ni hona main  :D:
 

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Jokes Majaak / C I D
« on: May 14, 2012, 08:12:42 PM »
CID (Read at ur own risk)
 Every episode of CID has these 6
 things :
 1. Abhijeet : Dekhiye plz co-
 operate kijiye, Hum CID se hai.
 Person : Hunnnhhh....
 CIDEEEE :O:O
 ( As if he did the crime :P )
 2. Daya : Accha, nahi pata
 tujhe..*Slaps*
 *Criminal starts sobbing in the
 CID Bureau*
 Haan, maine hi maara tha usko :'(
 3. Abhijeet : Khud ko bachane ke
 liye tumne do do khoon kar
 daale..
 Ab toh tumhe, faasi hi hogi..
 Faaasssiiiii... :@
 4. Fredriks: Sir muje to lgta hai ye
 koi atma haii...
 5. ACP: Hai bhagwan fredi.....
 6. Salunkhe: Boss ye lash abhi
 mari nai h..

 :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Sholay
« on: May 14, 2012, 08:08:54 PM »
Ek baar kaaliya bohot gusse me
 tha.
 
Gabbar ne pucha-kitne aadmi the
 kaaliya.
 
Kaaliya-sardar dimaag ki maa
 behan mat karo,
 
agar shakal acchi nahi hai toh
 kam se kam baat toh acchi kr liya
 kro.
 
Pehle ye batao aap gay ho
 kya,hamesha puchte rehte ho
 kitne aadmi the,kabhi aurato k
 baare me bhi puch liya karo.
 
Gabar-dekh saambha,kaaliya
 kaise bol rha h.
 
Kaaliya-sambha kya ghanta
 bolega,wo to itne dino se aap ne
 upar pahad pe baitha rakha h,ek
 kaam karo sardar uske haatho
 me ek yantar aur pakda do,subah
 shaam bharat ka taapmaan
 batata rahega.!!

 :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Girl's Father
« on: May 14, 2012, 08:06:25 PM »
Girl’s father- Main nahi chahnda meri kudi saari zindagi 1 gadhe naal guzaare
Boyfriend-  Bass taahi main enhu itho lejaan li aya :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Similarity between Gandhi & Mallika sherawat ?
« on: May 14, 2012, 08:04:02 PM »
Similarity between Gandhi & Mallika sherawat ?



Dova ne kapre tyaagte c

ik ne

Desh layi

ik ne

Deshvaasiya layi
 :D: :D: :D:



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PJ Games / Re: This or That
« on: May 14, 2012, 05:20:47 PM »
mdh masala bai :( :D: mera aadhi chal geya tusi aape khedlo hun apna apna :(

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