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Jokes Majaak / Bday
« on: May 15, 2012, 06:26:57 PM »
Kudi: jaanu kall mera Bday a
Munda: ok darling advance ch Happy Bday
Kudi: gift ki dayenga
Munda: ki chahida
Kudi: RING
Munda: ring ta maar doonga par chakki na balance agge haini
 :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Kudiyan di dress
« on: May 15, 2012, 06:24:00 PM »
Ajkall di kudiyan di dress

itho less
utho less
kade sleeveless
kade backless

te je koi munda ghoor k dekh lave ta oh

sala characterless

 :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Munda bike te
« on: May 15, 2012, 06:16:03 PM »
1 kudi road te khadi c
1 munda bike te ja reha c
oh u turn maarke onhu puchda pachaaneya mainu
kudi- Nahi
Munda- Bevkoofe hune ta hale tere sahmneyo lang k geya
 :D: :D:

haiga ta bakwaas jeha hi joke a mainu ta aap ni haasa aaya enhu padhke :D:
eh sirf thonu dassan li a k bakwaas joke v hunde a :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Ex-Girlfriend :P
« on: May 15, 2012, 06:12:02 PM »
 Your Ex-GirlFriend Asking If u Can Still Be Friends After A Break-Up..
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 It is Like..
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 A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch.!
 :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Heart surgery
« on: May 15, 2012, 11:54:43 AM »
:D:hassa ni band ho rea :D:

koi ni samosa paa lo mooh ch ohto le k :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Heart surgery
« on: May 15, 2012, 11:49:18 AM »
tu padh leya dil dehla den wala kissa :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Jwaak da love letter
« on: May 15, 2012, 11:48:54 AM »
awww kina cute letter aa  :happy:

bada hoeya ehi jwaak tuhanu sire da velly lagda :D: udo ni kehndia cute a :D:

1108
aaho haasa ta ki auna saleya mainu ta obatt aun laggpe a tera chutkala padhke :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Genius munda
« on: May 15, 2012, 11:24:54 AM »
Teacher Munde nu : How many planets are there ?
Munda: Mars, Venus, Jupiter
Munda: aaa   aaa
Teacher: Hor suna ?
Munda: bass sir ji theek thaak tusi sunayo
 :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / BRAIN
« on: May 15, 2012, 11:18:16 AM »
Girl setting password with Boy-Friend sitting beside her
She types “BRAIN” as password
Boy-Friend fell off his chair Laughing Bcoz
Laptop replied: TOO SMALL
 :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: acting and over acting
« on: May 15, 2012, 11:00:20 AM »
:D: :D: :D: :D: tharki aa bahli dekh

haha aaho dhakke naal hi swaad layi jaandi :D:

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Jokes Majaak / bf gf
« on: May 15, 2012, 10:50:11 AM »
Girlfriend: is week roz shopping karange , next week roz movie dekhne jaamage
Boyfriend: ohde agle week roz mandir jaaya karenge
Girlfriend: Kyu?
Boyfriend: Bheekh mangan
 :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / acting and over acting
« on: May 15, 2012, 10:47:31 AM »
Munda- Can i Hold your Hand?
Kudi- No!
Munda- Why?
Kudi- Bcoz it Hurts when you Leave it.

eh dekho saadi sali acting te kudiya di over acting :D:  :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Jwaak da love letter
« on: May 15, 2012, 10:44:53 AM »
Kids Love Letter
 
Dear Pinky,
 Love letter Bhejne ka karan hai ki mujhe tu boht pasand hai,
 Tu bhi hamesha meri taraf dekhti… rehti hai, Isliye mujhe laga ki me bhi tujhe pasand hun..
 Tu MATHS paper me meri help karna.
 Aur Tu red ribon mat lagaya kar, kyuki tere piche wali ladki us par ink lagati hai, isliye mujhe boht gussa ata hai.
 Wo mere pados me rehti hai,ink ka badla lene k liye me uske ghar ki bell baja akr bhag jata hun
 Aur Tu fair & lovly lagaya kar, aur gori dekhegi. Tere pas wali Guddi na tujhse bhi gori hai lekin mujhe tu pasand hai, kyuki wo meri pencil churati hai
 Letter pe agar gussa aye to mujhe wapis de dena, lekin sir ko mat dena.
 
Tumhara Cheeku…
 :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / chalaak munda
« on: May 15, 2012, 10:36:13 AM »
 Munda: I love u.
 Kudi : sorry, i love someone else.
 Munda sad mooh bnaake kudi val dekhke kehnda  :sad: :sad:
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 dassa hun teri bebe nu ? :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Laalchi kudi
« on: May 15, 2012, 10:33:39 AM »
le appa naam badalke laalchi kudi hi rakhta :D:

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Jokes Majaak / je kudiya na hon ta ?
« on: May 15, 2012, 10:32:57 AM »
je duniya ch kudiya na hon ta ?
 
Galiya Sunsaan
College Veeraan
Dunia Pareshan
Tanha Insan
Na Janu
Na Jaan
saare paase bass
 
JAI HANUMAN.. JAI HANUMAN
 :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Laalchi kudi
« on: May 15, 2012, 10:29:49 AM »
Boy: I Love you!
 Girl: Hahahahaha
 
Boy: I Won’t Live without u.
 Girl: Hahahaha
 
Boy: I Will Die 4u!
 Girl: Hahahahaha
 
Boy: I will Gift u a Gold Ring.
 Girl: Awwww.. Pakka??
 
Boy: Hahahaha.
 :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Discrimination
« on: May 15, 2012, 10:15:09 AM »
Mashook - Plz yaar pee k gaddi na chalaaya kar bahut accident hunde a ajkall
Munda- haaye ina fikar kardi a meri jaan mera mwaaah
 
Dost - oye pee k na chalayi gaddi kuch pata ni hunda accident ho jaanda
Munda- saleyo apne bude nu na skhaayo main tuhade to jaada pata
 :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: 3 seconds to judge a girl
« on: May 15, 2012, 10:11:20 AM »
mundeya da dmaag bahut hunda scinta ch planning kar lainde a :D:

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