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Messages - σн мαん gαω∂ Jค┼┼ ƒєя αgєуα
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1061
« on: May 17, 2012, 07:55:10 PM »
Who is the laziest
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answer: Who invented the "SNOOZE" option in alarm :D:
1062
« on: May 17, 2012, 06:09:02 PM »
Pendu pehli pehli baar jahaaz ch jaanda
Air hostess: tusi khaan vich ki layoge ?
Pendu: bhujiya te badaana
Air hostess: tu jahaaz ch aaya parbhaat fairi ch ni
:D: :D:
1063
« on: May 17, 2012, 06:07:09 PM »
Baapu to Putt : Tere result da ki baneyaa..??
Putt> Sharma ji da munda fail ho gaya
Baapu> Ok tera ki result hai
Putt> joge uncle da munda vi fail ho gayaa
Baapu: Oh tu aapna dass ki banyaa
Putt: Headmaster sir da munda v fail ho gayaa
Baapu: Headmaster nu chadd mai tera result puchiya
Putt> Principal sir da munda v fail ho gaya
Baapu: O mai teri dhoun ch maarna tera result dass
Putt>> Baapu tu kehda BILL clinton a, Tera munda v fail ho gaya :D:
tu adh dmaag khaada a :D:
:D: :D: :D: :D:
1064
« on: May 17, 2012, 06:05:20 PM »
Hindustan trakki kyu nahi karda-
1. Loki biscut cha ch daboo k khaano ni hatde.
2. Kaam chad k jhaj wekhno ni hatde.
3. Phone te hor fer hor fer karno ni hatde.
4. Sochde waqt sir khujano ni hatde.
5. Pani vich pathar marno ni hatde.
6. Cycle te beth k gaane gaano ni hatde.
7. 1100 set (mobile) le k v tuna vjano ni hatde.
:D: :D: :D: :D:
1065
« on: May 17, 2012, 06:03:47 PM »
Munda public toilet ch ja k 1 ghante baad nikalda
bahar betha jamadaar kehnda 20 rupaaye
Munda: sala 20 rpaaye da saleya toilet ch betha c ander tere bude ne cyber cafe ni kholeya
:D: :D:
1066
« on: May 17, 2012, 01:10:07 PM »
taahi main kise nu jaada mooh ni launda :D:
1067
« on: May 16, 2012, 07:01:13 PM »
joker nu maharaja de naam naal v janya janda bai ;)
acha bai par jehde main uppar likhe oh mere reviews a
1068
« on: May 16, 2012, 06:35:02 PM »
fashion hoyuga par mainu personally indoor launia ta senseless lagda
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jazzy b to ta uda v jokera vaale saare kamm kraalo bhama :D:
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fancy dress show vale kapre paa k aa geya :D:
1069
« on: May 16, 2012, 12:34:57 PM »
R.I.P bachaari kini sweet c :(
1070
« on: May 16, 2012, 09:01:35 AM »
jado kite saath labb da
kithe fir pabb lagg da
jado kite Pagh bann da
ni munda fir vaahla saj da
neend tenu kithe aun ae ni munda paare vaang jaave rach da
paunda ae kabbadi balliye munda ae shokeen jatt da
:D: :D:
1071
« on: May 16, 2012, 08:33:53 AM »
Baapu - inni raat nu kithe geya c ?
Munda - Daddy apni gf nu milan
Baapu - kis layi ?
Munda - haan daddy kiss ta batheriya layia :D:
1072
« on: May 16, 2012, 08:11:12 AM »
HAPPY BIRTHDAY QAINAAT JI
:blowout: :blowout:
1073
« on: May 16, 2012, 07:36:44 AM »
1074
« on: May 15, 2012, 09:29:12 PM »
THANKSSSSSS :)
1075
« on: May 15, 2012, 09:24:48 PM »
aarrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhh :spam: :spam: :spam: :spam: :oftopic: :oftopic: :oftopic: :oftopic: ik duje nu pvt msg karlo @funny sandhu and manikaur  dont spam please :)
1076
« on: May 15, 2012, 08:55:23 PM »
:D: :D: :D: :D: jata aah ki hoyi janda oye
hon nu ithe saagar manthan ho reha :D: tere mohre hi rakheya a sab kuch :D:
1077
« on: May 15, 2012, 08:51:31 PM »
sab kha jandiya veer :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
patta patta aashqan da vairi :D:
1078
« on: May 15, 2012, 07:56:03 PM »
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Thanks kudiyo sachi tusi pehla kade kyu nahi dasseya ? :D:
1079
« on: May 15, 2012, 07:48:50 PM »
Teacher: galti hon to baad maafi mangan vale nu ki kehnde a ?
Student: Samjhdaar
Teacher: je galti na hove te koi fer v maafi mange onhu ki kehnde a ?
Student: BOYFRIEND
:D: :D: :D: :D:
1080
« on: May 15, 2012, 07:42:43 PM »
lol dont do that i was joking
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