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Jokes Majaak / Marriage B4 N After
« on: October 17, 2007, 02:22:07 AM »

Marriage Life Before and After !!



Before marriage.
Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage.
Throw here... throw there..




Before marriage.
I can die for you. . .
After marriage.
"You die, up to you. "
The longer the marriage.
You die I help you!




Before marriage.
You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. .
You go anywhere. . up to you .
The longer the marriage.
You go anywhere better get lost!!




Before wedding
you are my heart, you are my love"
After wedding
"you get on my nerves. "




Before wedding
"you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
After wedding
"you are worse than godzila"



Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you




Before wedding
Every meal he brings you to Taj
After wedding
 
You want to go, he says you wait-la



Before wedding
She looks like Angelina Jolie
After wedding
Don't know whether frog or lizard



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Shayari / Re: Shayiri posted by Aussie_jatt_1987
« on: October 16, 2007, 06:27:41 AM »
baharwali jazz????!  
aaj de zamane vich women=men
so aapko baharwala b manzoor hai??
hahahahah

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Shayari / KAID HOVE TERIYA BAVAAN DI
« on: October 15, 2007, 06:24:03 AM »
sirf bavaan da qaid?  
hehehehe...kuri nhi leni tu jazz? 
n jazz,munde aake bah farde kuri di
naal leke jann nu 
hun tan putha hogya...kuri aake bah farhu munde di
cute cute   
p.s: lagda hun menu jana pena to the "kangarooz place"  

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Gup Shup / love between friends
« on: October 15, 2007, 06:13:09 AM »

what i understand was the person u love is somewhere in between your friends n yet hidden
the punjabi matlab u gave is a lil deviated from the english one..,
as love is also used to call the person u love

hmmm...

sumthing like
love love..i love u
love love love?
love looooove love

read it slowly guys n try to get these words


p.s:anyway its a quote wif individual perceptionz

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Love Pyar / i told you how much i loved you
« on: October 12, 2007, 02:18:51 AM »
perhaps u juz did not understand
perhaps the situation was such
perhaps u juz did not want to listen when she/he came back
coz words may say a thousand words but it is the action that speaks louder


hmmmmmm.......

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Love Pyar / It hurts when you love someone but they don't love you back
« on: October 11, 2007, 08:50:39 PM »

n it hurts when the person u love dont understand your love
n it hurts when the person u love dont appreciate your love
n it hurts when the person u love care more about other people than u
n it hurts most when u just cant tell the person u love how much u love him/her coz u know u cant have him/her


hmmmm....

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