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761
« on: August 28, 2012, 02:15:50 PM »
hmmmmm realy kool
762
« on: August 28, 2012, 02:14:14 PM »
wow really
763
« on: August 28, 2012, 02:11:26 PM »
thats our india n am proud of it
764
« on: August 28, 2012, 02:01:03 PM »
very true
765
« on: August 28, 2012, 01:48:17 PM »
dammm awsum lol
766
« on: August 28, 2012, 06:03:09 AM »
World champions congrats :))))))))
767
« on: August 26, 2012, 08:21:25 AM »
NAe me kaha jo koi gall karni aa ta muh ta karo aka..picha bahka sher na bano...
768
« on: August 26, 2012, 07:43:34 AM »
mera complaint is abt this person DEEP CHD wal aa...i neva talk to hime before or anything n that freak person do mesg me n comments on my id too without any reason n do useless...ava changa nae lagda koi ava id ta aka bakwass kra oh pith picha..ohnu me kaha muh ta gal kro jo krni aa...so i want him bann...baki tuhada ta aa ki karda ho...i hope..
thank u
769
« on: August 25, 2012, 05:21:45 AM »
chalana v aunda :D:
770
« on: August 24, 2012, 08:43:39 PM »
Manmohan Singh to Obama - We are sending Indians to the moon next year.
Bush - Wow! How Many?
Manmohan Singh - 100
* 25 - OBC
* 25 - SC
* 20 - ST
* 5 - Handicapped
* 5 - Sports Persons
* 5 - Terrorist Affected
* 5 - Kashmiri Migrants
* 9 - Politicians and if possible
* 1 Astronnaut :D: :D: :D:
771
« on: August 24, 2012, 08:40:54 PM »
Ek raat 2 baje bohot tez baarish ho rahi thi
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santa ne ek aadmi ke ghar ki bell
bajai aur pucha : Dhakka laga doge kya plz.......?.?
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aadmi neend me tha isliye mana kar dia aur andar aa gaya
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par fir use guilty feel hua....usne socha kabhi vo khud baarish me fas jaye aur koi uski help na kare to..........?.?
wo utha bahar jaa ke bola: Kya tumhe abhi bhi dhakka chahiye....?
awaaz aayi :"haan
thik hai par tum ho kahan.........? .?.?
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santa :"YAHAN GARDEN ME JHULE PAR..: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
772
« on: August 24, 2012, 08:39:03 PM »
Girl's status : "GoT NEW laptop TODAY....... A LOTHAPPY...."
Comments : 1) Congo dear
2) Wow . . lovely
3) handl wid care
4) congrats....
Etc . . . .
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Boy's Status :"GOT NEW laptop TODAY A LOT HAPPY..."
comments :
1) Salle teri itni aukat kaha Second hand hoga. :D: :D: :D:
2) Rehne de be juthe,
3) lolypop lene k paise hai kanglay...??
4) 100% chori ka hoga...
5) abe chalana b aata h....??? :laugh: :laugh:
773
« on: August 23, 2012, 07:50:32 AM »
Kina sohna couple mwah lub it :smile:
774
« on: August 22, 2012, 11:25:00 AM »
Thoughts in this marriage season
Arrange Marriage Ke Kharche
Rs. 3,00,000 Shadi par
Rs. 3,00,000 Jewellry per & Kapadee and
Rs. 50,000 Shadi ke Rasmo per
means Shadi ke 3 Dino ka Kharcha, Rs.6,50,000
Yani Shadi ke
1 din ka kharcha Rs. 216666.66
1 Ghante ka Rs.9027.78
or
1 Minute Ka Rs.150.46
Ufff.... Tauba Tauba....
Now Love Marriage Ke Kharche…
Sirf 100 Rs. Ka Stamp
20 Rs. Ki Notery
50 Rs. Ki Varmaala
10 Rs. Ke Photo
Total Rs. 180
to
Paisa Aap ka
Pasand Aap ki
Faisla Aap ka
”Jago Grahak Jago”
Aur
Apne Lover ke Sath Bhago… :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
775
« on: August 22, 2012, 11:23:12 AM »
3 Friends ek hi ghar me rahete they.
Ghar 100th floor pe tha.
1din teeno party se late night ghar pahunche.
LIFT kharab thi.
Golu: kya kare ?
Molu: ek kaam karte hai, story sunate hue chalte hai, jaldi pahunch jaayenge
Tolu : ok.
Molu ne 45th floor tak comedy movie ki story sunai.
Golu ne 99th floor tak Action movie ki story sunai.
Baat karte karte Ghar aa gaye
Golu: yar Tolu tune story nahi sunai , tu bhi suna
Tolu: Suno , HORROR MOVIE ----- GATE ki Chabhi gari mey bhul gaya..... :D: :D: :D: :D:
776
« on: August 22, 2012, 11:21:20 AM »
Once indian ministers--Kapil sibble, Digvijay singh & Chidambaram were travelling in a helicopter,
Sibble drops a 100 rs. note & says," I made one poor Indian Happy!"
Singh drops two 50 rs. note & says." I made two poor Indians Happy!"
Chiddu drops 100 one rupee coin & says," I made 100 poor Indians Happy!"
Hearing dis, da PILOT laugh & say- ,I will drop down all 3 of you and make 125 CRORE Indians Forever Happy..! :D: :D:
Pilot was ANNA HAZARE :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
777
« on: August 22, 2012, 11:18:58 AM »
On the set of KBC...
A guy got stuck on a Rs. 1 crore question.
He uses phone-a-friend, and chooses
his girlfriend to ask the answer.
Amitabh: Hey, you've got 30 seconds
to answer and your time starts now!
Boy reads out the question and the 4 options.
Girl: Mil gaya time tumhe phone karne ka?
Mujhe tumse koi baat nahi karni! Byeee!! :D: :D: :D: :D:
778
« on: August 22, 2012, 11:17:29 AM »
Brilliant answer.....:-
Teacher :
There is a frog.. Ship is sinking... Potatoes costRs 6/kg...
Then wat is my age....????
Student : 32 years..........
Teacher : Howwww...????.! !!
Student : Well.. My sister is 16 and she is half mad. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
779
« on: August 20, 2012, 01:01:30 PM »
awww preet really :)))
780
« on: August 19, 2012, 10:58:24 AM »
whattt...loka bhukha marda aa n eh mars ta jaka ki khatte karnee aa..unbelevable mann huh
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