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ਸਾਇਕਲ ਪਿੱਛੇ ਮਿਸਟਰ ਸਿੰਘ ਲਿਖਵਾਇਆ
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.ਚੈਣ ਚ ਨਾ ਫਸੇ ਪਜਾਮਾ ਗੋਡੇ ਤਾਂਈਂ ਚੜਾਇਆ ....

.ਟੱਲੀ ਮਾਰੀਦੀ ਐ ਮੋੜ ਉੱਤੇ ਜਾਕੇ
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ਸਾਡੀ ਰੀਸ ਕੌਣ ਕਰਲੂ, ,,,

ਪੱਠੇ ਵੱਢ ਕੇ ਲਿਆਈਏ ਸਕੂਲੋਂ ਆਕੇ
 :D: :D:

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Gup Shup / Re: skool bunk
« on: February 13, 2012, 08:00:26 PM »
me ta bai math di class ch par nae rakhda c hehe..crazy n borin mam lol

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Gup Shup / skool bunk
« on: February 13, 2012, 07:56:20 PM »
'''Oye sun aaj bunk te Chaliye'''' remember this line from school days???  8-> 8->

1064
Jokes Majaak / A Boy Took A Knife
« on: February 13, 2012, 08:26:44 AM »
A Boy Took A Knife
And Wrote His Girlfriend’s Name
0n His Hand..
After A Minute He Started Crying
Loudly..
Why ???
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Paining ???
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No !!
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Bleeding??
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No

Then ???
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Spelling Mistake !!! :O ...........
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Love Pyar / Happy Kiss Day ♥
« on: February 13, 2012, 08:03:13 AM »
Sacha pyaar ki hai...,???

When a BOy ask the girl for a kiss
and
Girl simply close her eyes
and
allow the boy for a kiss...
But
the boy kisses on the forehead
and
says I have a whole life to Do that ♥
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How many likes for Dis??
Happy Kiss Day ♥

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Jokes Majaak / ਮੰਗਤਾ
« on: February 12, 2012, 11:26:09 AM »
ਬਣ ਕੇ ਮੰਗਤਾ ਓਸ ਦੀਆਂ ਬਰੂਹਾਂ ਵਿੱਚ ਬੈਠ ਜਾਵਾਂ,
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ਬਣ ਕੇ ਮੰਗਤਾ ਓਸ ਦੀਆਂ ਬਰੂਹਾਂ ਵਿੱਚ ਬੈਠ ਜਾਵਾਂ,
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ਪਰ ਡਰਦਾ ਹਾਂ ਕੀਤੇ ਚੰਦਰੀ ਭੁੱਖਾ ਹੀ ਨਾ ਮਾਰ ਦੇਵੇ..........
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:


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katha karka sarya nu majjan wali khurli nal bando :kamli:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Amarica da Rashterpati
« on: February 11, 2012, 07:27:15 AM »
hahaa angraj obama

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Jokes Majaak / Amarica da Rashterpati
« on: February 11, 2012, 07:18:17 AM »
Sarkari school vich teacher bhole nu--> Putt dass.. Amarica da Rashterpati kon aa.....???
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Bhola--> Master ji......... "Angrej"
 :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Masterji Bachhe Ka Lunch Kha Gaye…
« on: February 10, 2012, 10:20:23 AM »
haahhaha aho

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Jokes Majaak / Masterji Bachhe Ka Lunch Kha Gaye…
« on: February 10, 2012, 10:04:39 AM »
Masterji Bachhe Ka Lunch Kha Gaye…

Masterji: Beta Ghar Ja Kar Mera Naam Toh Nahi Bataoge na?

Bachha Maasom Awaaz Mein Bola: Ji Main Keh Dunga Kutta Khaa Gaya..!
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Boy was singing song of ashiqi
« on: February 09, 2012, 11:47:02 AM »
Boy was singing song of ashiqi,
his Father got angry,

Dad: O knjra kade rab da naam v le leya kar,

Boy: chklo RAB DA NA laike Rann botal wargi.  :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / 15th Feb Valentine Bill Day
« on: February 09, 2012, 09:17:18 AM »
th Feb Rose Day-Give a Rose To Gf Cost - 40 Rs.
8th Feb Purpose Day-Purpose To Gf Cost - 00 Rs.
9th Feb Choklate Day-Give a chklte To Gf Cost - 125 Rs.
10th Feb Teddy Day-Give a Teddy To Gf Cost - 350 Rs.
11th Feb Promise Day-Give a Promise To Gf Cost - 00 Rs.
12th Feb Hug Day-Give a Hug To Gf Cost - 00 Rs.
13th Feb Kiss Day-Give a Kiss To Gf Cost - 00 Rs.
14th Feb Valentine Day-Give a Costly Gift To Gf Cost -1000 Rs.
15th Feb Bill Day- Give The Bill To gf And Take ur payment back- 1515 Rs
 :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: 1 Pagal har wele bolda rehnda c
« on: February 08, 2012, 06:37:13 PM »
hehehenaal elastic rocks :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: 1 Pagal har wele bolda rehnda c
« on: February 08, 2012, 03:23:17 PM »
HAHAHA :D:

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Jokes Majaak / 1 Pagal har wele bolda rehnda c
« on: February 08, 2012, 02:07:45 PM »
1 Pagal har wele bolda rehnda c

“Gulel bnaunga aur Chidya ko marunga"

1 din usko Paglon k Doctor ke pas le gaye aur us ka ilaaj ho gya

Dr: Ab kya karoge
Pagal: Shadi krunga, Nokri dhundunga, Ghr bsaunga

Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kroge
Pagal:Bachon ko ache school bhejunga...Unka birthday manaunga,
Nikar aur Shirt gift aayegi.

Dr: Gud Gud! Phir
Pagal: Un ki Nikar Se Elastic nikalunga,

Phir “Gulel banaunga aur Chidya ko marunga”
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Girlfriend in 2012
« on: February 08, 2012, 02:04:40 PM »
 :D: :D: :D:aho

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Jokes Majaak / Girlfriend in 2012
« on: February 08, 2012, 10:52:08 AM »
Girlfriend in 2012 :-)
Tere paiso ko mere purse mein panaah mil
jaaye
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Mere ishq mein teri daulat fanaa ho
jaaye.... .;)LolZz  :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: DATE SHEET
« on: February 06, 2012, 02:56:12 PM »
haye shubh shubh bol :D: HAHA :rabb:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: DATE SHEET
« on: February 06, 2012, 02:50:19 PM »
hahaha horki sara taal laka aunga 16 trik nu :D: bas chiitar na paan :rabb:

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