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Jokes Majaak / P.T.C NEWS
« on: December 31, 2011, 10:44:50 PM »
Ni tu P.T.C news vargi aa. Bs gappan chad di rehni aa.. :superhappy: :laugh:
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Jokes Majaak / P.T.C NEWS« on: December 31, 2011, 10:44:50 PM »
Ni tu P.T.C news vargi aa. Bs gappan chad di rehni aa.. :superhappy: :laugh:
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Jokes Majaak / ashique« on: December 31, 2011, 10:43:14 PM »
Master G Apne Student Se: Koi Ashqi Wala Sher Sunao.
Student: Mota Marta Moti pe, Bhukha Marta Roti pe, Master G Ki 2 Betiyan, Main Marta Choti pe. 243
ਮੈਂ ਸ਼ਾਇਰ ਬਣਨ ਦੀ ਕੋਸ਼ਿਸ਼ ਕੀਤੀ ਪਰ ਅਕ਼ਸਰ ਨਾਕਾਮ ਰਿਹਾ |
ਦੋ ਚਾਰ ਸਤਰਾਂ ਕੁ ਜੁੜੀਆਂ ਵੀ, ਤੇ ਕੁਝ ਲੋਕਾਂ ਨੇ ਪੜੀਆਂ ਵੀ, ਸ਼ਾਇਦ ਚੰਗਾ ਲਿਖ ਲੈਂਦਾ ਹਾਂ, ਕੁਝ ਦਿਨ ਇਹ ਚਰਚਾ ਆਮ ਰਿਹਾ | ਕੁਝ ਕਹਿੰਦੇ ਸੋਚ ਹਵਾਈ ਏ, ਕਖ ਜੋਗੇ ਵੀ ਅਕ੍ਖਰ ਨਹੀਂ, ਬਦਨਾਮ ਹੋਏ ਤੇ ਕੀ ਹੋਇਆ, ਕੁਝ ਦਿਨ ਮਹਿਫਿਲ ਵਿਚ ਨਾਮ ਰਿਹਾ | ਓਹ ਨਾਲ ਨਹੀ ਤੇ ਦੂਰ ਸਹੀ, ਮੇਰੇ ਦਿਲ ਦੇ ਵਿਚ ਉਮੀਦ ਤੇ ਹੈ, ਪਰ ਮੇਰੀ ਆਸ ਦਾ ਸੂਰਜ ਫਿਰ ਵੀ, ਨਿੱਤ ਢਲਦਾ ਹਰ ਸ਼ਾਮ ਰਿਹਾ | ਸ਼ੈਰੀ ਨੇ ਕਲਾਮ ਘਿਸਾਈ ਪਰ ਕੁਛ ਖਾਸ ਨਹੀ ਲਿਖ ਪਾਇਆ, ਚਲੋ ਮੇਰੇ ਵਲੋਂ ਇਹ ਸਤਰਾਂ, ਕਵਿਤਾ ਨੂੰ ਪ੍ਰਣਾਮ ਰਿਹਾ | ਮੈਂ ਸ਼ਾਇਰ ਬਣਨ ਦੀ ਕੋਸ਼ਿਸ਼ ਕੀਤੀ ਪਰ ਅਕ਼ਸਰ ਨਾਕਾਮ ਰਿਹਾ | 244
Before you have dipped it in the beer
I dragged from Goban's mountain-top I'll have assurance that you are able To value beer; no half-legged fool Shall dip his nose into my ladle Merely for stumbling on this hole In the bad hour before the dawn.' 'Why beer is only beer.' 'But say 'I'll sleep until the winter's gone, Or maybe to Midsummer Day,' And drink and you will sleep that length.' 'I'd like to sleep till winter's gone Or till the sun is in his srrength. This blast has chilled me to the bone.' 245
She that but little patience knew,
From childhood on, had now so much A grey gull lost its fear and flew Down to her cell and there alit, And there endured her fingers' touch And from her fingers ate its bit. Did she in touching that lone wing Recall the years before her mind Became a bitter, an abstract thing, Her thought some popular enmity: Blind and leader of the blind Drinking the foul ditch where they lie? When long ago I saw her ride Under Ben Bulben to the meet, The beauty of her country-side With all youth's lonely wildness stirred, She seemed to have grown clean and sweet Like any rock-bred, sea-borne bird: Sea-borne, or balanced on the air When first it sprang out of the nest Upon some lofty rock to stare Upon the cloudy canopy, While under its storm-beaten breast Cried out the hollows of the sea. 246
Time to put off the world and go somewhere
And find my health again in the sea air,' Beggar to beggar cried, being frenzy-struck, 'And make my soul before my pate is bare.- 'And get a comfortable wife and house To rid me of the devil in my shoes,' Beggar to beggar cried, being frenzy-struck, 'And the worse devil that is between my thighs.' And though I'd marry with a comely lass, She need not be too comely - let it pass,' Beggar to beggar cried, being frenzy-struck, 'But there's a devil in a looking-glass.' 'Nor should she be too rich, because the rich Are driven by wealth as beggars by the itch,' Beggar to beggar cried, being frenzy-struck, 'And cannot have a humorous happy speech.' 'And there I'll grow respected at my ease, And hear amid the garden's nightly peace.' Beggar to beggar cried, being frenzy-struck, 'The wind-blown clamour of the barnacle-geese.' 247
They know all wonders, for they pass
The towery gates of Gorias, And Findrias and Falias, And long-forgotten Murias, Among the giant kings whose hoard, Cauldron and spear and stone and sword, Was robbed before earth gave the wheat; Wandering from broken street to street They come where some huge watcher is, And tremble with their love and kiss. They know undying things, for they Wander where earth withers away, Though nothing troubles the great streams But light from the pale stars, and gleams From the holy orchards, where there is none But fruit that is of precious stone, Or apples of the sun and moon. 248
A strange thing surely that my Heart, when love had come unsought
Upon the Norman upland or in that poplar shade, Should find no burden but itself and yet should be worn out. It could not bear that burden and therefore it went mad. The south wind brought it longing, and the east wind despair, The west wind made it pitiful, and the north wind afraid. It feared to give its love a hurt with all the tempestthere; It feared the hurt that shc could give and therefore it went mad. I can exchange opinion with any neighbouring mind, I have as healthy flesh and blood as any rhymer's had, But O! my Heart could bear no more when the upland caught the wind; I ran, I ran, from my love's side because my Heart went mad. 249
When I am Dead,
your Tears May Flow, But I Wont Know, Cry for Me Now, Instead.. When I m Dead, you will Send Flowers, But I Wont See, Send them Now, Instead.. When I AM Dead, you will Say Words Of Praise,But I Won't Hear, Praise Me Now, Instead.. When I M Dead, you will forget My Faults, But I Won't Know, forget them Now, INSTEAD…! 250
The Colonel went out sailing,
He spoke with Turk and Jew, With Christian and with Infidel, For all tongues he knew. 'O what's a wifeless man?' said he, And he came sailing home. He rose the latch and went upstairs And found an empty room. The Colonel went out sailing. repost nahi hai .part hai William Butler Yeats 251
King Guaire walked amid his court
The palace-yard and river-side And there to three old beggars said, 'You that have wandered far and wide Can ravel out what's in my head. Do men who least desire get most, Or get the most who most desire?' A beggar said, 'They get the most Whom man or devil cannot tire, And what could make their muscles taut Unless desire had made them so?' But Guaire laughed with secret thought, 'If that be true as it seems true, One of you three is a rich man, For he shall have a thousand pounds Who is first asleep, if but he can Sleep before the third noon sounds.' And thereon, merry as a bird With his old thoughts, King Guaire went From river-side and palace-yard And left them to their argument. 'And if I win,' one beggar said, 'Though I am old I shall persuade A pretty girl to share my bed'; The second: 'I shall learn a trade'; The third: 'I'll hurry' to the course Among the other gentlemen, And lay it all upon a horse'; The second: 'I have thought again: A farmer has more dignity.' One to another sighed and cried: The exorbitant dreams of beggary. That idleness had borne to pride, Sang through their teeth from noon to noon; And when the sccond twilight brought The frenzy of the beggars' moon None closed his blood-shot eyes but sought To keep his fellows from their sleep; All shouted till their anger grew And they were whirling in a heap. 252
Whenever!! I drift out of my sleep...
I start walking bare feet down the sky... Passing all the atmospheres... I jump over a fence to a catwalk.. Which crosses path with the milky way.. There I start to walk on bright stars.. Hoping to find some Alive & Awake as me.. Sitting somewhere on another planet.. Who will call me like a good neighbor and say!! Hey!!..Why don't you sleep over tonight Harpreet I know you are all alone.....And I I'm here all by myself... -Mazmarizer 253
Michael Robartes And The Dancer by William Butler Yeats
He. Opinion is not worth a rush; In this altar-piece the knight, Who grips his long spear so to push That dragon through the fading light, Loved the lady; and it's plain The half-dead dragon was her thought, That every morning rose again And dug its claws and shrieked and fought. Could the impossible come to pass She would have time to turn her eyes, Her lover thought, upon the glass And on the instant would grow wise. She. You mean they argued. He. Put it so; But bear in mind your lover's wage Is what your looking-glass can show, And that he will turn green with rage At all that is not pictured there. She. May I not put myself to college? He. Go pluck Athene by the hair; For what mere book can grant a knowledge With an impassioned gravity Appropriate to that beating breast, That vigorous thigh, that dreaming eye? And may the Devil take the rest. She. And must no beautiful woman be Learned like a man? He. Paul Veronese And all his sacred company Imagined bodies all their days By the lagoon you love so much, For proud, soft, ceremonious proof That all must come to sight and touch; While Michael Angelo's Sistine roof, His "Morning' and his "Night' disclose How sinew that has been pulled tight, Or it may be loosened in repose, Can rule by supernatural right Yet be but sinew. She. I have heard said There is great danger in the body. He. Did God in portioning wine and bread Give man His thought or His mere body? She. My wretched dragon is perplexed. Hec. I have principles to prove me right. It follows from this Latin text That blest souls are not composite, And that all beautiful women may Live in uncomposite blessedness, And lead us to the like - if they Will banish every thought, unless The lineaments that please their view When the long looking-glass is full, Even from the foot-sole think it too. She. They say such different things at school. 254
Tom The Lunatic by William Butler Yeats
Sang old Tom the lunatic That sleeps under the canopy: 'What change has put my thoughts astray And eyes that had s-o keen a sight? What has turned to smoking wick Nature's pure unchanging light? 'Huddon and Duddon and Daniel O'Leary. Holy Joe, the beggar-man, Wenching, drinking, still remain Or sing a penance on the road; Something made these eyeballs weary That blinked and saw them in a shroud. 'Whatever stands in field or flood, Bird, beast, fish or man, Mare or stallion, cock or hen, Stands in God's unchanging eye In all the vigour of its blood; In that faith I live or die.' 255
Jokes Majaak / hair« on: December 31, 2011, 10:21:22 PM »
Humne toh unki zulfon ke saaye mein rehne
ki kasam kha li voh toh itni bewafa nikali ke apni zulfa hi cutva di 256
Jokes Majaak / love« on: December 31, 2011, 10:20:03 PM »
Ik Mohabbat hi nahi hoti duniya me dard ki wajah...
Darwaaze me aayi ungli Bhi "JAAN" nikal deti hai... 258
MAA nu main sirf aes karke pyar nai karda,
Kyoki ussne mainu jammeya hai !! MAA nu main sirf aes karke pyar nai karda, Kyoki ussne mainu paaleya hai !! MAA nu main sirf aes karke pyar karda haan, Kyoki mainu ussnu dil di gal dassan layi shabada'n di lodd nai paindi !! LOVE YOU MOM.....!! 260
ਖੁਸ਼ੀਆਂ ਤੇ ਖੇੜੇ ਸਦਾ ਵੇਹੜੇ ਰਹਿਣ ਵੱਸਦੇ,
ਰੰਗਲੇ ਜਿਹੇ ਮੁਖੜੇ ਸਦਾ ਰਹਿਣ ਹੱਸਦੇ, ਰਹੇ ਸਦਾ ਬੁੱਲਾਂ ਤੇ ਮੁਸਕਾਨ ਮੇਰੇ ਦੋਸਤੋ, ਨਵੇਂ ਆਏ ਸਾਲ ਦਾ ਸਲਾਮ ਮੇਰੇ ਦੋਸਤੋ | ਜਿਹੜੇ ਮੇਰੇ ਯਾਰ ਮੇਰੇ ਨਾਲ ਸਦਾ ਰਹੇ ਨੇ, ਚੰਗੇ ਮਾੜੇ ਵੇਲੇ ਜਿੰਨਾ ਰਲ ਮਿਲ ਸਹੇ ਨੇ, ਓਹਨਾ ਨਾਮ ਸ਼ੈਰੀ ਦਾ ਕਲਾਮ ਮੇਰੇ ਦੋਸਤੋ, ਨਵੇਂ ਆਏ ਸਾਲ ਦਾ ਸਲਾਮ ਮੇਰੇ ਦੋਸਤੋ | |