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« on: February 13, 2012, 08:04:07 PM »
Tum Ho Wahaa'n,
Hum Hain Yahaa'n...
Tum Ho Wahaa'n,
Hum Hain Yahaa'n !!
zara gaur farmayiye...
Tum Ho Wahaa'n,
Hum Hain Yahaa'n...
Lifebouy Hai Jahaa'n,
Tandurusti Hai Wahaa'n !!
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: February 13, 2012, 08:01:14 PM »
ਸਾਇਕਲ ਪਿੱਛੇ ਮਿਸਟਰ ਸਿੰਘ ਲਿਖਵਾਇਆ
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.ਚੈਣ ਚ ਨਾ ਫਸੇ ਪਜਾਮਾ ਗੋਡੇ ਤਾਂਈਂ ਚੜਾਇਆ ....
.ਟੱਲੀ ਮਾਰੀਦੀ ਐ ਮੋੜ ਉੱਤੇ ਜਾਕੇ
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ਸਾਡੀ ਰੀਸ ਕੌਣ ਕਰਲੂ, ,,,
ਪੱਠੇ ਵੱਢ ਕੇ ਲਿਆਈਏ ਸਕੂਲੋਂ ਆਕੇ
:D: :D:
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« on: February 13, 2012, 07:56:20 PM »
'''Oye sun aaj bunk te Chaliye'''' remember this line from school days??? 8-> 8->
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« on: February 13, 2012, 08:26:44 AM »
A Boy Took A Knife
And Wrote His Girlfriend’s Name
0n His Hand..
After A Minute He Started Crying
Loudly..
Why ???
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Paining ???
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No !!
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Bleeding??
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No
Then ???
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Spelling Mistake !!! :O ...........
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: February 13, 2012, 08:03:13 AM »
Sacha pyaar ki hai...,???
When a BOy ask the girl for a kiss
and
Girl simply close her eyes
and
allow the boy for a kiss...
But
the boy kisses on the forehead
and
says I have a whole life to Do that ♥
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How many likes for Dis??
Happy Kiss Day ♥
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« on: February 12, 2012, 11:26:09 AM »
ਬਣ ਕੇ ਮੰਗਤਾ ਓਸ ਦੀਆਂ ਬਰੂਹਾਂ ਵਿੱਚ ਬੈਠ ਜਾਵਾਂ,
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ਬਣ ਕੇ ਮੰਗਤਾ ਓਸ ਦੀਆਂ ਬਰੂਹਾਂ ਵਿੱਚ ਬੈਠ ਜਾਵਾਂ,
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ਪਰ ਡਰਦਾ ਹਾਂ ਕੀਤੇ ਚੰਦਰੀ ਭੁੱਖਾ ਹੀ ਨਾ ਮਾਰ ਦੇਵੇ..........
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: February 11, 2012, 07:18:17 AM »
Sarkari school vich teacher bhole nu--> Putt dass.. Amarica da Rashterpati kon aa.....???
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Bhola--> Master ji......... "Angrej"
:D: :D: :D:
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« on: February 10, 2012, 10:04:39 AM »
Masterji Bachhe Ka Lunch Kha Gaye…
Masterji: Beta Ghar Ja Kar Mera Naam Toh Nahi Bataoge na?
Bachha Maasom Awaaz Mein Bola: Ji Main Keh Dunga Kutta Khaa Gaya..!
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: February 09, 2012, 11:47:02 AM »
Boy was singing song of ashiqi,
his Father got angry,
Dad: O knjra kade rab da naam v le leya kar,
Boy: chklo RAB DA NA laike Rann botal wargi. :D: :D: :D:
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« on: February 09, 2012, 09:17:18 AM »
th Feb Rose Day-Give a Rose To Gf Cost - 40 Rs.
8th Feb Purpose Day-Purpose To Gf Cost - 00 Rs.
9th Feb Choklate Day-Give a chklte To Gf Cost - 125 Rs.
10th Feb Teddy Day-Give a Teddy To Gf Cost - 350 Rs.
11th Feb Promise Day-Give a Promise To Gf Cost - 00 Rs.
12th Feb Hug Day-Give a Hug To Gf Cost - 00 Rs.
13th Feb Kiss Day-Give a Kiss To Gf Cost - 00 Rs.
14th Feb Valentine Day-Give a Costly Gift To Gf Cost -1000 Rs.
15th Feb Bill Day- Give The Bill To gf And Take ur payment back- 1515 Rs
:D: :D: :D:
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« on: February 08, 2012, 02:07:45 PM »
1 Pagal har wele bolda rehnda c
“Gulel bnaunga aur Chidya ko marunga"
1 din usko Paglon k Doctor ke pas le gaye aur us ka ilaaj ho gya
Dr: Ab kya karoge
Pagal: Shadi krunga, Nokri dhundunga, Ghr bsaunga
Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kroge
Pagal:Bachon ko ache school bhejunga...Unka birthday manaunga,
Nikar aur Shirt gift aayegi.
Dr: Gud Gud! Phir
Pagal: Un ki Nikar Se Elastic nikalunga,
Phir “Gulel banaunga aur Chidya ko marunga”
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: February 08, 2012, 10:52:08 AM »
Girlfriend in 2012 :-)
Tere paiso ko mere purse mein panaah mil
jaaye
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Mere ishq mein teri daulat fanaa ho
jaaye.... .;)LolZz :D: :D: :D:
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« on: February 06, 2012, 02:24:55 PM »
STUDENTS APKI DATESHEET A gayi hai tyari shuru kar do
7 FEB - ROSE DAY
8 FEB - PROPOSE DAY
9 FEB - CHOCHLATE DAY
10 FEB - TEDDY DAY
11 FEB - PROMISE DAY
12 FEB - HUG DAY
13 FEB - KISS DAY
14 FEB - VALENTINE'S. @
SO, BE READY TO GIVE ALL THESE GIFTS TO ME............. LOL'ZZZZZZZZ.........
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: January 31, 2012, 07:11:06 PM »
SardAran te JOke baNaaun
valeO
lao
aaj suno SArdar kaun huNde
Ne,
!♥!
Jis uch neech da pharak
mitaya
GURU NANAK si Sardar,
Jis HINDUAN khatir sees
luhaea
Dhan Guru Tegh Bahadur Ji san
Sardar,
Jis dharm uton pariwar
guvaea
GURU GOBIND si sardar ,
Tawi tapdi te bae k sikh sidak
na
guvaea GURU ARJUN Dev si
Sardar,
Desh lai phansi nu gal nal
laya
BHAGAT Singh si sardar,
EhNa sir shaHeedi da seHra ,
te gal
kurbAni da hAar,
!♥!
PAr afsOs huN bekAdran lAi
majAk
bAn ke reh gAye SArdAr.......
But I am proud tO be A
sArdAr
!♥!
write cOmmeNts If u TOo
Proud
To
be SArdAr MuNda Or
SardarNi
'Dhee''-! !♥!
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« on: January 30, 2012, 04:20:49 PM »
Master G Apne Student Se: Koi Ashqi Wala Sher Sunao.
Student: Mota Marta Moti pe, Bhukha Marta Roti pe,
Master G Ki 2 Betiyan, Main Marta Choti pe.
:D: :D:
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« on: January 30, 2012, 04:13:37 PM »
ਪਹਿਲਾ ਮੰਗ ਪਾਈ ਤੂੰ ਕੱਟੀ ਦੀ___}
{___ਫਿਰ ਮੰਗ ਪਾਈ ਤੂੰ ਵੱਛੀ ਦੀ___}
{___ਰਹਿੰਦੀ ਖੂੰਹਦੀ ਮੱਝ ਵਿਕਾਤੀ, ਕੀ ਕਹਿਣੇ ਕੁੜੀਏ ਤੇਰੇ___}
{___ਸਾਡੀ ਕੱਟੀ ਨੂੰ ਮਾਂ ਨਹੀ ਲੱਭਣੀ, ਤੈਨੂੰ ਡੰਗਰ ਬਥੇਰੇ___}
{___ਕੋਈ ਛੱਡਣ ਵਾਲੀ ਗਾਂ ਹੋਈ, ਮੈਂ ਆਪੇ ਛੱਡ ਦੂੰ___}
{___ਕੋਈ ਕਿੱਲਾ ਮੱਝ ਪਟਾ ਗਈ, ਮੈਂ ਆਪੇ ਗੱਡ ਦੂੰ___}
{___ਭਾਵੇ ਰੰਗ ਇਨਾਂ ਦੇ ਕਾਲੇ,ਬਈ ਦੁੱਧ ਦੇਣ ਬਥੇਰੇ___}
{___ਸਾਡੀ ਕੱਟੀ ਨੂੰ ਮਾਂ ਨਹੀ ਲੱਭਣੀ, ਤੈਨੂੰ ਡੰਗਰ ਬਥੇਰੇ___}
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: January 30, 2012, 01:03:58 PM »
Daaru, Hukkey Nu Taa'n Oho Standard Dasdi Ae,
26 Sector Wale Disc Vich Gairaa'n Naal Nachdi Ae !!
Recharge Taa'n Yaaro Mundeya'n Di Jeb Cho'n Pendey Ne,
Fir Vi Ohna Vaari Phone Waiting Vich Rehnde Ne !!
Kehndi Sorry !! Phone Uttay Uncle Ji Mere Ni,
"OH" Kehndi Poori Karo Demand, Nahi Taa'n Mainu Hor Batherey Ne !! ;
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: January 30, 2012, 01:00:50 PM »
ਜਨਾਨੀ ਦੀ ਜੁੱਤੀ" ਤੇ "ਸੂਈ ਹੋਈ ਕੁੱਤੀ" ਜਦੋਂ ਪੈ
ਜਾਣ ਤਾਂ ਬੰਦੇ ਦੀਆਂ ਚੀਕਾਂ ਕਢਾ ਦਿੰਦੀਆਂ ਨੇ.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :D: :D:
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« on: January 30, 2012, 12:57:35 PM »
ਆਹ ਵੋਟਾਂ ਵਿਚ ਮੈ ਖੜਨਾ election ਸਰਪੰਚੀ ਦਾ ਮੈ ਲੜਨਾ
ਭਾਵੇ ਪੈ ਜਾਵੇ ਕੁਝ ਕਰਨਾ ਸਾਰੇ ਧੂਮਾਂ ਪਾ ਦੇਵਾਂਗੇ
ਤੇਰੇ ਘਰ ਨੂੰ ਸਿਦੀ ਸਡ਼ਕ ਸੋਹਣੀਏ ਬਣਾ__ ਦੇਵਾਂਗੇ________
:D: :D:
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« on: January 30, 2012, 12:27:07 PM »
nakal maariye dabb k , rabb te rakh k aas…
proxy chale class vich , first division pass…
aaj wala kam kal kari, kal wala kade pher..
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kahli kehri gal di , umar payi e pher…
mari kismat apni yaa sade rabb de khel…
raat jaag novel paDhiye , phir v ho gaye fail…
paper kita nakal mar k , dekheya jdon result..
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roll number na labheya , aasin manni na insult…
jisdi mari nakal c , os da nikleya galat,,,
aasin naam likheya apna…phir sadi ki insult…:D: :D:
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