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« on: August 22, 2012, 11:21:20 AM »
Once indian ministers--Kapil sibble, Digvijay singh & Chidambaram were travelling in a helicopter,
Sibble drops a 100 rs. note & says," I made one poor Indian Happy!"
Singh drops two 50 rs. note & says." I made two poor Indians Happy!"
Chiddu drops 100 one rupee coin & says," I made 100 poor Indians Happy!"
Hearing dis, da PILOT laugh & say- ,I will drop down all 3 of you and make 125 CRORE Indians Forever Happy..! :D: :D:
Pilot was ANNA HAZARE :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: August 22, 2012, 11:18:58 AM »
On the set of KBC...
A guy got stuck on a Rs. 1 crore question.
He uses phone-a-friend, and chooses
his girlfriend to ask the answer.
Amitabh: Hey, you've got 30 seconds
to answer and your time starts now!
Boy reads out the question and the 4 options.
Girl: Mil gaya time tumhe phone karne ka?
Mujhe tumse koi baat nahi karni! Byeee!! :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: August 22, 2012, 11:17:29 AM »
Brilliant answer.....:-
Teacher :
There is a frog.. Ship is sinking... Potatoes costRs 6/kg...
Then wat is my age....????
Student : 32 years..........
Teacher : Howwww...????.! !!
Student : Well.. My sister is 16 and she is half mad. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: August 12, 2012, 08:18:46 AM »
3 boys proposed a girl
.
1st: Mai tmhare liye apni jaan de sakta hu
.
Girl: Wo to sb kehte hain
.
2nd: Mai tmhare liye chand tare tod kar la skta hu
.
Girl: Purana dailouge hai
.
3rd: Main tmhain apna Facebook pasword De sakta hu
.
Girl: Ankho mai ansu k sath
Pagal itna chahta hai mujhe i love u :p :D: :D: :D:
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« on: August 12, 2012, 08:15:27 AM »
1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1ROBOT Laya jo jooth bolne pr THAPAD marata tha .
BETA-Papa aj me school nahi jaunga mere pet me dard he.(sattak)
Baap-Dekha tune jooth bola isliya tuje saza mili,
me jab tere jitna tha to kabhi jooth nai bolta tha.(sattaak) :D: :D:
Wife-(haste huye boli)Ap hi ka beta hai.(sattaak :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: August 07, 2012, 06:20:34 AM »
Your life is made from the decisions that you make, don't regret making a wrong one, instead learn from it, move on, and don't look back!
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« on: August 06, 2012, 04:47:28 PM »
lol
168
« on: July 21, 2012, 09:18:36 AM »
Twinkle, twinkle, little star, :mean:
How I wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.
When the blazing sun is gone,
When he nothing shines upon,
Then you show your little light,
Twinkle, twinkle, all the night. :excited:
Then the traveller in the dark,
Thanks you for your tiny spark,
He could not see which way to go,
If you did not twinkle so.
In the dark blue sky you keep,
And often through my curtains peep,
For you never shut your eye,
'Till the sun is in the sky.
As your bright and tiny spark,
Lights the traveller in the dark.
Though I know not what you are,
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
How I wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
How I wonder what you are.
How I wonder what you are.
169
« on: March 13, 2012, 05:36:45 PM »
170
« on: March 12, 2012, 01:27:55 PM »
Wo Jo Mehboob Ki Yaad Mein Jagtey Hain Tanha Raaton Ko..
Sirf Wo hi Bata Sakte Hain Ki
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.
.
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Kon Se Mobile Ki Batery Achi Chalti Hai :D:
171
« on: February 23, 2012, 08:01:54 PM »
bai i think facebook vangu tuhanu p.j ta v games vgara add karni chahide aa like cricket n all that....
172
« on: February 23, 2012, 07:12:21 PM »
1) AMRINDER GILL :- Pass karade rabba , change numbra de naal ...
2) HARJIT HARMAN :- Gal pass hon di kar sajna enha
numbran ch ki rakhiya !!!
3) BABBU MANN :- uchiyan positiona de supne naa vekh jado aunda ae
...result eh tut jandiya !
4) GURDAS MANN :- paper pura ……kariye bhave gappa mar ke
bhariye !
:D: :D: :D:
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« on: February 23, 2012, 10:02:49 AM »
Dekhi, Noida police lol :D: :D: :D:
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« on: February 23, 2012, 09:56:49 AM »
ਜਿਸ ਉੱਤੇ ਤੇਰਾ ਤੇ ਮੇਰਾ ਨਾਮ ਸੀ ਲਿਖਿਆ
ਮੋੜਨੀ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਉਹ ਕਿਤਾਬ ਬਾਕੀ ਹੈ
ਜੋ ਰਾਤਾਂ ਆ ਸੁਪਨਿਆਂ 'ਚ ਜਗਾਇਆ
ਲੈਣਾ ਉਨ੍ਹਾਂ ਰਾਤਾਂ ਦਾ ਹਿਸਾਬ ਬਾਕੀ ਹੈ
ਕਿੱਥੇ ਤੂੰ ਕਰ ਗਈ ਵਾਪਸ ਮੇਰੀਆਂ ਸਭ ਅਮਾਨਤਾਂ'
ਪਹਿਲੀ ਮੁਲਾਕਾਤੇ ਦਿੱਤਾ ਗੁਲਾਬ ਬਾਕੀ ਹੈ
ਕਿਉਂ ਛੱਡਿਆ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਕੀ ਗਲਤੀ ਮੇਰੀ ਸੀ
ਦੇਣਾ ਤੇਰੇ ਵੱਲੋਂ ਅਜੇ ਇਹ ਜਵਾਬ ਬਾਕੀ ਹੈ
ਮੈਂ ਅੱਜ ਹੀ ਪਾਈ ਸਾਈਂ ਦਰ ਮੌਤ ਦੀ ਅਰਜ਼ੀ
ਪੂਰੀ ਹੋਣੀ ਆਖਰੀ ਉਹੀ ਫਰਿਆਦ ਬਾਕੀ ਹੈ...
:smile: :smile:
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« on: February 23, 2012, 09:53:18 AM »
Jo supna teri akh dekhe o kal di surkh-swer hove,
tere vehre suraj rehn lge,
kde 1 pal v na hner hove.
Murad mangan ch tenu waqt lge te,
puri hon ch na der hove
:smile: :smile:
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« on: February 23, 2012, 09:33:10 AM »
ਤੁਸੀਂ ਜਿਸਮ ਦੇ ਫ਼ਕੀਰ ਅਸੀਂ ਰੂਹ ਦੇ ਫ਼ਕੀਰ,
ਤੁਸੀਂ ਜਿਤ ਜਾਣਾ ਅਸੀਂ ਹਰ ਜਾਣਾ,
ਗਲ ਲੋਹੇ ਤੇ ਲਕੀਰ,
ਪਰ ਇੱਕ ਗੱਲ ਲੋਕ ਜਾਣਦੇ ਨੇ,
ਤੁਸੀਂ ਹੁਸਣ 'ਚ ਅਮੀਰ..
ਅਸੀਂ ਦਿਲ ਦੇ ਅਮੀਰ
:smile: :smile:
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« on: February 23, 2012, 08:28:15 AM »
ਜ਼ੁਲਫਾਂ ਖਿਲਾਰ ਜਦੋਂ ਗਲੀ ਵਿਚੋਂ ਲੰਘਦੀ ਏ, ਮਿੱਤਰਾਂ ਦਾ ਦਿਲ ਓਦੋਂ ਪਾਰੇ ਵਾਂਗੂ ਡੋਲਦਾ ।
Hart ਅਟੈਕ ਹੀ ਨਾ ਹੋਜੇ ਕੀਤੇ "Inder" ਨੂੰ, ਡਰਦਾ ਕਈ ਦਿਨਾਂ ਤੋਂ ਮੈਂ ਬੂਹਾ ਹੀ ਨਈ ਖੋਲਦਾ ।
:D:
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« on: February 22, 2012, 06:49:53 PM »
Jazzy b new album coconut :D: :D: :D:
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« on: February 22, 2012, 06:46:47 PM »
Jazzy b 24 feb 2012 :D:
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« on: February 22, 2012, 06:15:54 PM »
Agr Kise da accident ho jawe ta....
In U.S.A- oh my GOD
Pakistan- ya ALLAH Afri- o la la
austrlia- ohhh got a hit
te
punjabi - oo vjjeya e saala,
kanjara hor vekh apni os MAA nu... :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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