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Jokes Majaak / It's the Weekend!!!!
« on: August 31, 2012, 09:52:08 PM »
It's the Weekend!!!! :excited: :excited: :excited:

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Jokes Majaak / O teri mujha bhi pyar ho gaya
« on: August 31, 2012, 09:50:35 PM »
O teri mujha bhi pyar ho gaya  :D: :D:

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Gup Shup / Love u DAD ♥
« on: August 31, 2012, 09:48:15 PM »
Love u DAD ♥

...
thank u :))

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Lion cub with a story to tell Momma maybe?
"...and Momma is was sooooooooo big!!!"

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Gup Shup / Curious little meerkats "Hey, take my picture first" ♥
« on: August 31, 2012, 09:18:39 PM »
 :blink: :blink:Curious little meerkats "Hey, take my picture first" ♥

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Jokes Majaak / Two whales from scotland lol
« on: August 30, 2012, 01:22:47 PM »
Two whales from scotland lol :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Neil Armstrong first man on the man lol
« on: August 30, 2012, 01:20:14 PM »
Neil Armstrong first man on the man lol :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / jimbak alak dadi bamba
« on: August 30, 2012, 01:17:13 PM »
jimbak alak dadi bamba  :D:

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Pics / USE diaper at night lol
« on: August 30, 2012, 01:14:28 PM »
USE diaper at night lol :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Gup Shup / DAD
« on: August 30, 2012, 11:55:39 AM »
DAD

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News Khabran / pra hoja police nu shraab chhad gye
« on: August 30, 2012, 11:50:34 AM »
pra hoja police nu shraab chhad gye  :D: :D: :D:

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Gup Shup / super punjab police.
« on: August 29, 2012, 07:55:31 AM »
super  rahdi :D: :D:

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Love Pyar / I don't Wish To Be
« on: August 29, 2012, 07:51:55 AM »
I don't Wish To Be

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News Khabran / wife he nikali FACbook FRIEND lolzz
« on: August 29, 2012, 07:48:07 AM »
lol :D:

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Complaints / [RESOLVED] - DEEP CHD..ID
« on: August 26, 2012, 07:43:34 AM »
mera complaint is abt this person DEEP CHD wal aa...i neva talk to hime before or anything n that freak person do mesg me n comments on my id too without any reason n do useless...ava changa nae lagda koi ava id ta aka bakwass kra oh pith picha..ohnu me kaha muh ta gal kro jo krni aa...so i want him bann...baki tuhada ta aa ki karda ho...i hope..
thank u

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Jokes Majaak / Manmohan Singh to Obama
« on: August 24, 2012, 08:43:39 PM »
Manmohan Singh to Obama - We are sending Indians to the moon next year.
Bush - Wow! How Many?
Manmohan Singh - 100
* 25 - OBC
* 25 - SC

* 20 - ST
* 5 - Handicapped
* 5 - Sports Persons
* 5 - Terrorist Affected
* 5 - Kashmiri Migrants
* 9 - Politicians and if possible
* 1 Astronnaut  :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Ek raat 2 baje
« on: August 24, 2012, 08:40:54 PM »
Ek raat 2 baje bohot tez baarish ho rahi thi
.
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santa ne ek aadmi ke ghar ki bell
bajai aur pucha : Dhakka laga doge kya plz.......?.?

.
.
aadmi neend me tha isliye mana kar dia aur andar aa gaya
.
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par fir use guilty feel hua....usne socha kabhi vo khud baarish me fas jaye aur koi uski help na kare to..........?.?
wo utha bahar jaa ke bola: Kya tumhe abhi bhi dhakka chahiye....?
awaaz aayi :"haan
thik hai par tum ho kahan.........? .?.?
.
santa :"YAHAN GARDEN ME JHULE PAR..: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Girl's status And Boy's Status
« on: August 24, 2012, 08:39:03 PM »
Girl's status : "GoT NEW laptop TODAY....... A LOTHAPPY...."
Comments : 1) Congo dear
2) Wow . . lovely
3) handl wid care
4) congrats....

Etc . . . .
.
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Boy's Status :"GOT NEW laptop TODAY A LOT HAPPY..."
comments :
1) Salle teri itni aukat kaha Second hand hoga. :D: :D: :D:
2) Rehne de be juthe,
3) lolypop lene k paise hai kanglay...??
4) 100% chori ka hoga...
5) abe chalana b aata h....???  :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Thoughts in this marriage season
« on: August 22, 2012, 11:25:00 AM »
Thoughts in this marriage season
Arrange Marriage Ke Kharche
Rs. 3,00,000 Shadi par
Rs. 3,00,000 Jewellry per & Kapadee and
Rs. 50,000 Shadi ke Rasmo per

means Shadi ke 3 Dino ka Kharcha, Rs.6,50,000
Yani Shadi ke
1 din ka kharcha Rs. 216666.66
1 Ghante ka Rs.9027.78
or
1 Minute Ka Rs.150.46
Ufff.... Tauba Tauba....
Now Love Marriage Ke Kharche…
Sirf 100 Rs. Ka Stamp
20 Rs. Ki Notery
50 Rs. Ki Varmaala
10 Rs. Ke Photo
Total Rs. 180
to
Paisa Aap ka
Pasand Aap ki
Faisla Aap ka
”Jago Grahak Jago”
Aur
Apne Lover ke Sath Bhago… :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / 3 Friends
« on: August 22, 2012, 11:23:12 AM »
‎3 Friends ek hi ghar me rahete they.
Ghar 100th floor pe tha.
1din teeno party se late night ghar pahunche.
LIFT kharab thi.
Golu: kya kare ?

Molu: ek kaam karte hai, story sunate hue chalte hai, jaldi pahunch jaayenge
Tolu : ok.
Molu ne 45th floor tak comedy movie ki story sunai.
Golu ne 99th floor tak Action movie ki story sunai.
Baat karte karte Ghar aa gaye
Golu: yar Tolu tune story nahi sunai , tu bhi suna
Tolu: Suno , HORROR MOVIE ----- GATE ki Chabhi gari mey bhul gaya..... :D: :D: :D: :D:

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