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Jokes Majaak / dammm lol
« on: September 03, 2012, 09:50:59 AM »
chorniyaa  :D: :D: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / loll
« on: September 03, 2012, 08:09:16 AM »
hehehe  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / i'll sleep here
« on: September 03, 2012, 08:06:46 AM »
i'll sleep here  :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / NO standing on shoulder
« on: September 03, 2012, 07:57:53 AM »
NO standing on shoulder :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / BLAH
« on: September 03, 2012, 07:54:35 AM »
blah  :loll: :loll:

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Jokes Majaak / DANGER
« on: September 03, 2012, 07:52:01 AM »
danger  :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Chinese Resturant
« on: September 01, 2012, 09:24:58 PM »
Chinese Resturant  :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / DIED
« on: September 01, 2012, 09:22:43 PM »
cuz nt forwading mesgs  :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / RUNNNNNN
« on: September 01, 2012, 09:08:57 PM »
runnnnnn :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / HEYYY Wass UP man
« on: September 01, 2012, 09:06:32 PM »
HEYYY Wass UP man :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Need a electrician
« on: September 01, 2012, 09:02:43 PM »
need a electrician :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Justin Beanber Handsome and cute !!!!!!!!!
« on: September 01, 2012, 08:44:37 PM »
Justin Beanber Handsome and cute !!!!!!!!! :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / MR BEAN
« on: September 01, 2012, 08:29:18 PM »
MR BEAN lol :D:

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Knowledge / Salute To All Women Soldiers
« on: September 01, 2012, 08:10:40 PM »
While you carry a purse, She carries a 65Lbs gun
When you rest in AC and Coolers, She guards you in the scorching heat
When you apply your make up, She apply colours to camouflage herself
When you enjoy with your family, She plans to take over the enemy
For your peaceful sleep, She has passed many sleepless nights.
...
- Salute To All Women Soldiers

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Jokes Majaak / GF ki pic like nae ki
« on: September 01, 2012, 08:08:53 PM »
GF ki pic like nae ki  :D: :D:

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Gup Shup / Remember??
« on: September 01, 2012, 08:06:38 PM »
Remember??  :blink: :blink:

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Jokes Majaak / science class
« on: September 01, 2012, 08:03:49 PM »
science class  :D: :D: :D:

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Pics / please save me
« on: September 01, 2012, 08:00:50 PM »
please save me

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Jokes Majaak / How to keep a woman happy
« on: August 31, 2012, 10:14:02 PM »
How to keep a woman happy... Priceless!

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynaecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give clots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Leave him alone... :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Mum was a Tiger
« on: August 31, 2012, 09:58:09 PM »
Mum was a Tiger :D: :D:

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