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« on: August 25, 2009, 05:27:32 AM »
money
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« on: August 25, 2009, 05:24:41 AM »
yaroo enna sare sentences de wich ..." YOU" commoan ha ...so answar is YOU
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« on: August 25, 2009, 05:22:58 AM »
bcz u only know lolz
phela murgi aye ke anda ?
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« on: August 25, 2009, 05:20:54 AM »
shri charso bees
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« on: August 25, 2009, 05:18:21 AM »
Munna Bhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu har note
me haste kyun rehte hai?
Circuit: Simple hai bhai,
Royenge to note Geela Nahi ho jayega !
Munna Bhai: What is the difference between bus & cycle?
Circuit: Bus ka stand bus ke sath kabhi nahi jata,
Par cycle ka stand hamesha cycle ke sath jata hai.
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« on: August 25, 2009, 05:16:06 AM »
Mangta hoon********
jawab meri baat ka
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roam roam jazbaat ka
kehta hoon usse *************
yoon jawab sawal ka
Wo kehti hai, **********
Rukh apne baat ka
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edit: double meaning poetry
comments: double meaning poetry ll be equally consider as u are abusing to someone, its strictly prohibited
d.e.v
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« on: August 24, 2009, 07:55:50 PM »
wah ji wah ji ..bahut wadia par eddar te ginti 20 to uppar hogi :superhappy:
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« on: August 24, 2009, 07:36:43 PM »
THANK YOU ......
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« on: August 24, 2009, 09:02:21 AM »
tuhanu te hassa aa gia par murga ....hospital wa
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« on: August 24, 2009, 08:51:17 AM »
thank you maharani ji ......par mainu ve sikha devo kidda lai da wa pic
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« on: August 24, 2009, 03:31:01 AM »
garmia ch kuta....te thand ch kuti ..
gazar ja kela
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« on: August 24, 2009, 03:28:41 AM »
bai tu khena hassa nahiayea ..murge to pucha ke vekh jehan anda dita :lol:
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« on: August 24, 2009, 03:27:29 AM »
yar main photo laye si ..par laggi nahi ....try krada fir laun de ..je kisse nu pata wa kirpa karke maiu dasse
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« on: August 24, 2009, 03:25:44 AM »
Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!
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« on: August 24, 2009, 03:12:19 AM »
Performance Pressure!
Poultry farm ke malik ne Murgiyon ko Order diya "Agar tum logon ne kal se Do -- Do ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band"
Murgiya dar gayi ....sab ne do do ande diye magar ek ne sirf ek anda diya"
Malik: "tum ne ek anda hi kyon diya".
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Jawab mila
"Sir ye aapke dar ki wajah se diya hai waise main to Murga hoon"
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« on: August 24, 2009, 03:10:37 AM »
Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti.
ENGLISHMAN : What is this?
CIRCUIT : Bread India
Circuit then opens the box of jalebi.
ENGLISHMAN : What is this?
CIRCUIT : Sweet India
With all the food he hogged on, Circuit lets out a huge fart!
The Englishman is offended and in shock asks...
ENGLISHMAN : What was that?
CIRCUIT : Air India
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« on: August 24, 2009, 03:06:44 AM »
There was a brilliant student and his General Knowledge (*GK*) was excellent.
He won every GK Quiz he took part in ....
Then one day he fell in love with a girl... He proposed the girl, but she flatly rejected him The poor Indian fellow was heart-broken.
Strangely, after this episode, he became very weak at GK, he stopped taking part in GK Quizzes.....
Now, can u tell WHY ??
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Jab Dil Hi Toot Gaya Toh GK Kya Karenge!!
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« on: August 24, 2009, 01:12:18 AM »
 edited by mano - pic wasnt visible before.
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« on: August 24, 2009, 12:55:39 AM »
mithi ja ...pappi
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« on: August 23, 2009, 10:32:13 PM »
ANSWER IS ......FEELINGS
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