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« on: January 19, 2015, 10:36:51 AM »
Ene loka saamne ki bola bai hun mein :D: tenu gujjar de subah da oda vi pta hi aa seyana aa tu ehna kma ch :D: :D: hahaha theek aa bai  gujjar kolo kutwaun de layi wadia si party .
... DJ disco Zindabaad aa ghaint te pawani da :D: Shaah Gea Meetiyye Tu :hehe: Party jora shora te chal rahi aa ...
Buuurrrrrrrrrriiiiiii :D: :D:
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« on: January 19, 2015, 05:44:54 AM »
Haha aah pambeeri wale teeke luwa k kon nachdi aa :D: :D: :D: pj di party hove te dance nahi hove
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« on: January 19, 2015, 05:21:25 AM »
le hor ki nahi tan tusi ulaamba de dena c ki mera kadde naam nahi paya ajj sarea de gille shikwe door kar dite :D: :D: Lol paneer de pakore  :
Btw nice lines .tfs nawty
And Thanks mera name add karn layi :)
... Aaho ji eh varanan ohna loka nu kuch jada samaj aaunda aa jihna nu garma garam samosea di sakhat lorh hove :D: :D: Pura kaim likheya, bhukheya da bot chnga varnan kitta... :laugh:
... Meriya kulfia mukk gaiya bai tu majje lai janda baith k :D: :D: :D: and thanks bro aapki hi meharbani aa sari :blowout: Saare members nu ehdi cute ji kahaani ch rach leya Meeto tu :D: .. o v ehne hasmukh dhang naal :hehe: .. majaa a gayaaa :blowout:
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« on: January 19, 2015, 05:07:23 AM »
Mittra ne pj te jawani gaalti,
Ese hi khusi ch asi rakhi party,
Pawan te ghaint ne apna disco DJ la leya, 
Apurv chori-chori GABBY de sare naan kha geya,
Gujjar ne bina aase-paase dekh gabby nu lma pa leya,
Sab nu nachane da chadea bhukaar c,
Shalla te preet talli ho k maarde dakaar c
anoop, amitoz te noor chadiya chubare c,
Kinu, sand te gurlaal huni vi maarde ucchi-ucchi laalkare c,
Sab nu khaan peen di puri khull c,
Japneet, taur te reet gill goll-gappe dekh gaiya dull c,
sania te cali5aban huna te chat papri te dita jorr c,
princi nu vi te garam garam samoseys di sakhat lorr c,
Kursia te tables da vi appan kita parband c,
DISCO DJ wale vi kraunde puri dhan dhan c,
Ladli aman te sim grewal nu vi lagi jorra di bukh c,
paneer de pakode khatam hon da vi lga bahuta dukh c,
Eni ki gal nu ehna ne dil te la leya,
Dekhdea hi dekhdea ehna gusse ch halwai apne punjab naal panga pa leya,
Bread de pakode de msa ehne apni jaan shadai c,
Binna gallo waddu di pe jani ladai c.
DJ disco di vi puri chadai c :D:
Kise paase sholle-bhature te kite paye daal-chaul c,
Thale nawty hath kulfi dekh amitoz de painde haul c,
Dekhdea hi dekhdea ehne chubare ton maar deti shaal c,
rabb di kirpa naal bach gai eh vaal-vaal c,
DJ Disco wale hale tak vi kari jande kamaal c,
Shaal maaran di sakeem ehne layi bahut seyani aa,
bhajj k nawty nu aa khendi "hayee mein vi kulfi khani aa" :D:
Baki sari janta kha pi k te bhangre pa k rajj gai,
Nawty ton akh bacha, eh kulfi wala khali matka apni scooty te rakh bhaj gai. :laugh: :D: :D: :D: :laugh: [/size]
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« on: January 19, 2015, 03:47:43 AM »
Agle option ta pa dene c amano :smh:
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« on: January 17, 2015, 04:03:10 AM »
sab ton pehlan tan big thanks to Anoop kaur for helping me out on this joke for past 3 days and jaldi ton pehlan pehlan hurry up kar k post karan waste sir khaan lai :D: :D: :D: ......thanku noopiye :hugg: :hugg:
joke es war thoda jeha lamba hai es war so araam te tasali naal baith k padeo :pagel: :superhappy: Teacher: Noor K
Students: pawan,Anoop, Kinnu, amitoz , gabby (a.k.a katal bai) , gurlaal, tharki preet_luv
=========================================================================class start ton 10 mins pehlan...
Pawan brah khush ho k, shala maarda hoya class ch aaunda aa te anoop nu waaj maarda aa
Pawan: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopiiiii :happy: :happy:
Anoop:  : tuttpenyaa!! aaundea hi sang paadan beh gea tu. Kehdi khusi ch bhangre paunda aa reha aa mar janea.
Pawan: khusi wali gal eh aa ki mein passcode wala nma cycle leya :love: :love: :happy:
Anoop: hayeee ve tutpenya :wow: menu vi passcode das de cycle apne da mein vi jhoote le laugi kadde 8-> 8->
Pawan: :stopit: nah mein nahi dasna :banana:
(thoda chir pawan da sirr khaan ton baad anoop esto passcode kadwa lendi aa)
Pawan: Cycle da passcode 4444 hai per tenu mein eh nahi dasna ki kehra 4 pehlan aauna te kehda 4 baad ch :hehe:
Anoop: :shutup: Daffa hona nah hove tan!! :slap: :slap: :slap:
ene chir nu PJ school ch nmi bharti hoi teacher NOOR K coffee da cup chak k kahli kahli ch
bacheo ajj mera pehlan din hon kar k tuhadi haazri cancel per koi jana mere ik shotte jahe swaal da answer dave ki Island kisnu khende aa??
eh gal sun k sari class da sab ton hon haar student kinnu jawab den lai khada ho janda aa....
Kinnu: madam ji!! island is shota jeha zameen da tukda surrounded by water except one side!!
Madam Noor : which side??
Kinnu: madam ji!!! top side 
chal side te hath khare kar k khara ho ja :thaa: :thaa:
ene nu gurlaal bhja bhja class ch late aaunda aa te darda-darda apni seat te baith janda aa
Noor K: koi jana menu dasse ki abraham lincoln da janam kado hoya c??
(picho kinnu bolda hoya: oyee laalea apne hath bahan tikkhiyaa kar le....
Gurlaal: madam ji!! 1809 vich :5:
madam noor: shabash mera putt :blah: te hun eh das vi das de naal hi ki 1819 ch ki hoya c?
Gurlaal : 1819 vich madam ji!! ummmmm :idk:  : : :......... oh haan sach!! madam ji!!!! 1819 vich lincoln 10 saala da hoya c :banana: :excited:
Madam noor ehde wal gusse naal dekh di aa te ........darda-darda gurlaal chup kar k kinnu naal hath khare kar k khara ho janda aa.....:laugh: :laugh:
amitoz ajj fer side te baith k nak nu jeeba la k loon check karan ch mast c....:D: :D:
Madam noor: Nah mera nonna putt !! eda gande kam nahi karide school vich aa ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, te mere ik question da answer de ki microsoft excel ki hai te eh kehre kam aaunda aa??
Amitoz : Madam ji eh Surf Excel walea da nava product aa te es naal kapda jada wadhia nikharda aa!! :D: :D:
Madam Noor: hayee oyee mereya rabba !!! loon check karwa karwa ehnu pehlan nalo vi jada duffer kar bna dita tu :pray: chal tu ohna naal ja k khari ho ja!!
Amitoz (sadial jahi boothi bna k) : mam ji kinnu naal ja gurlaale naal?? :sad:
Madam noor: nahi bahar!! 
ene nu apna chotti da gabbru a.k.a gabby vi bhjja bhjja class aa warda aa :D: :D:
oyee makhanea jeheya hun tu kahto late aaya :thaa: :anger: :anger:
Gabby: oh madam ji!! mere late aaun da kaaran oh school de bahar lga board aa :nono:
Madam noor k : tere late hon da te bahar lagge board da ki relation aa?? :wait:
Gabby: Madam us board te likhya c ki "aage school hai kirpa kar k holi-holi jao" :blah:
Madam Noor k: mere naal bahlia chlakiya karan di lodh nahi :shutup: :slap: chal tu v ohna naal hath khare kar k kasrat kar le bahan apniya di  : Pawan (darda darda): Madam ji can i go to bathroom really quick ?? it's coming on his way very fastly and silently :D: :D:(bahro amitoz boldi aa........madam ji aa noopi ton vi kuch push lao  :cry: :huh:
Madam noor : chall anoop beta tu menu Blind Bird de spelling das de :smile:
Anoop: madam ji!! blind bird de spelling??? ummmm :wait: (ruk-ruk k kl- kla letter boldi aa) B....L.....N....D B...r...D : :happy:
Madam Noor k: bird diya 2 "I" kithe aa?? :slap:
Anoop: kive de madam ho tusi??  : eh tan koi jana v das dao ki je Bird hi blind hai tan "I" kitho huniya vich :D: :D:
Madam Noor k: Chal tu vi bahar khar ja hath khari kar k!!
aakhri swaal preet beta tere lai aa je tu isda jawab sahi dita tan tere naal-naal sare jane apniya apniya seats te aa k baith jaange.
preet_luv: otey mam ji!! 
Madam Noor: "ajj mein ik bahut hi sohni kudi dekhi" esda future tense bna k das menu!!
Preet_luv: koi gal nahi madam ji mein kal tak us kudi nu fasa lauga!! 
isto pehlan Madam noor k isnu gusse ch aa k kuch khendi, eh vi chup chaap hath khare kar k kinnu hona naal khar janda aa
  :D: :laugh:  
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« on: January 13, 2015, 05:26:03 AM »
:D: ...
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« on: January 13, 2015, 02:13:34 AM »
happy birthday kaatal bai........rabb tenu begunaha dia jaana len ton rokke :D: :D:
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« on: January 11, 2015, 02:09:48 AM »
Happy birthday veere :blowout:
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« on: January 07, 2015, 01:31:39 AM »
Happy bday balle superman shawa superman :
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« on: January 06, 2015, 02:58:27 AM »
Lao app sab nu jida ki pta hi hona aa ki thode din pehlan, APNE PUNJAB bai di job lagi c te pehle hi din ihne boss ton mahurat kadwa leya c. http://punjabijanta.com/jokes-majaak/apna-punjab-di-navi-job/ Bas boss di gal nu dil te la k ehne microsoft de CEO nu chitthi likh k apne dil di garmi kadi puri... Dear Bill Gates Sir, I have some questions to ask. 1). The keyboard alphabets are not in order. When will you launch the correct version keyboard 2) there is START button, but nothing to STOP. 3) We learnt MS WORD, when will you launch MS SENTENCE? 4) There is recycle bin, but no rescooter bin, why ? 5) And finaly a personal question. Why is your name GATES even though You sell WINDOWS? Natija eh nikalea ki Gate ni ehdi chitthi parh k apni position ton asteefa de dita :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: January 06, 2015, 02:50:33 AM »
Ehde khen nu ki karna dimaag khraab aa is aaurat da :laugh: nalli sambalan da pta ni ehnu sas da career pura sambaal ho jana :D: :D: aho eh tan bhaala tej :D: nd neha nu dekhh kehndi sass ban na :D:
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« on: January 06, 2015, 02:43:10 AM »
Bahut wadiyaa ammiyeee aah kinnu menu pehlan hi ustaad lagda c shuttiya karan ch per ena tejj nikluga menu nahi c pta :D: :D:
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« on: January 02, 2015, 12:54:58 AM »
Teeji waar mubarka hon ami a.k.a looney tuness :kamli: :blah: :slap: :D: Sohne sohne shayer likh k sada sab da manorajan kardi reh : :comeon:
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« on: December 30, 2014, 09:58:59 AM »
Happy bday neha ;)
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« on: December 30, 2014, 09:04:38 AM »
Mera sharpner de blade ghiss gaye pencila tikkhiya kar kar te sada naam urre disda hi nahi :D: :D:
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« on: December 24, 2014, 12:03:24 AM »
Tu apne loon chk karan wale kam ch teyaan de preete ne jado kadni push k nahi kadni kise ton :D: gujjar kolo kutt na kha leyo tusin :D: :D: :D:
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« on: December 21, 2014, 05:29:16 AM »
bahut hi kamal di gal aaa bai ..... :blowout: :won: :ok: :superhappy: =D>
Bakia gallan baad ch loon check :blah: :blah:karn wali kudi jarrur tata salt ch laggi huni aaa
Sab da roll bahhut vadia c
Overall gud keep it up :banana:
tata salt ja annapoorna namak bai eh ta hun ehi das sakdi aa ki kehre wargi lagi :D: :D: :D: and thnkss bai :) ... :bachke: mein nhi focus kita kuch oh ta tuhade loon check karan wale tareeke da kmaal aa :laugh: na ,mere te aina focus kyun kita ja reha class ch hor v tan lok hege ne :D: :D: :D:
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« on: December 21, 2014, 05:15:47 AM »
:D: ena loon ta gamdhi ne dandhi march te vi nhi kadea hona jina tusi diyari ch eda chk kar kar k kadh dinde ho :laugh: :laugh: lolzzz rehan do hun... bhaale na ilzaaam lao asin apne naal hi saar laine :D: chori chakkan di jarurat nhi paindi :D: :D:
nd eh tan colgate vichhooo looon kadhhh da :D:
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« on: December 21, 2014, 05:06:39 AM »
Bai kal apruv da loon ehi chak k le gai c daal bnaun ton pehlan tahio tere kolo pushda peya c ki pawa daal de vich :D: :D: chalon b sare jana like maron nawty bai di post tae and ...
sab toa funny galah aa
1. loon check kardi cc... :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
2. padeeta bai master di kuri ta line :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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