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Jokes Majaak / Re: PJ da School part 4
« on: December 21, 2014, 04:38:29 AM »
isto saaf pta lagda hai ki tere loon jada asar kar geya ami suwaad bahut lendi aa tu  eda dia cheeza de chaske le le k :D: :laugh: :rofl:
lollzzz  OMG  meete... mera haasa nhi band ho reha... :D: :D: :D: :D:
great job... bhaala vdiya ah tan :D: :D: sabb ton chottiii utte main marda padeete... :D: :D:

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lolzz nhi padeettaaa tan sabb ton vaddi utte marda :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / PJ da School part 4
« on: December 21, 2014, 04:23:00 AM »
lao ji pure sadde tin saala pissho PJ school da session dubara shuru hon lga aa.....chawaan sajjan te sajjania pehlan de 3 sessions te nigga maar sakde aa

http://punjabijanta.com/jokes-majaak/pj-da-school/
http://punjabijanta.com/jokes-majaak/pj-school-part-2/
http://punjabijanta.com/jokes-majaak/pj-da-school-part-3/

ENJOY!!!!! :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy:


Teacher: gujjar
Students: myself ghaint, apurv, amitoz kaur, anoop kaur,  apna punjab, Preet luv .
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gujjar haazri lgaun lagea hunda aa

Gujjar: Roll no. 1

myself ghaint: (ronda hoya) : Hazirr ji   :cry:

Gujjar : han oye tu savere savere ki pitt seyapa paya aa  :thaa: :anger:

Myself ghaint : maaster ji!! maaster ji!!   mein nah, mein nah savere savere chaa de naal bread khaan lagea c..........jado nah mein bread nu cha ch paya tan sari cha bread chus k le geya  :omyeyes:

Gujjar: oho es vich ron wali kehri gal aa.......aage ton cha pehlan pi lai te bread baad ch kha lai  :happy: :D: chal mera putt hun tikk k beh ja!!  :banana:

myself ghaint: ok maaster ji


Class vich jine vi students hunde aa gujjar ohna di hazzri la k vehla ho janda hai te dekhda ki amitoz kaur bar bar apne nakk nu jeeb la rahi hundi hai :loll:

Gujjar: ami tu nakk nu jeeb la k ki sidh karna chaundi hai?? :waitin:

amitoz: oh nah nah master ji :he: mein tan bas mara jeha loon check kardi pai c 

Gujjar: tu bas padi nah, sari ummar nak nu jeeba la la k loon hi check kardi rahi  :facepalm:

Amitoz : 

chalo class da koi smart bacha "BIJJLI" word use kar k ik sentence bna k dasse

anoop:  :me: :me: mein dasdi aa master ji................ (thoda chir shochan ton baad) :thinking: :Kamre vich hanera aa  :excited:

Gujjar:  :stopit: is sentence vich bijli kithe aa?? :slap:

anoop:  :worried: master ji bilji ta gai hoi aa. :D: :D:

shabash tere,,,,,,,,,,,bahut khoob. tu hi es desh da kuch nah kuch sudaar karugi eda da parh likh k  X_X X_X

Preet_luv: waddi padakan!!!

Gujjar tu dandiyaa kadno hat ja gadeernea jeha tera no. vi lag jana thode time tak

anoop: kra lai besti   :tongue:

ene chir nu apurv te ajay (apna punjab bai) daude daude class ch aaunde aa

Gujjar: tusi dove jane late kahto aaye ho ajj??

Apurv: maater ji maater ji.............mein nah raati supne vich canada geya hoya c ji tan kar k mere kolo savere time naal akh nahi khuli  :hehe:

te ajay (apna punjab) tu kive late ho geya??

Ajay: mein ehnu airport te chadan geya hoya c  :blah: :blah:


eni gal sun k preet luv class vich jahaj ban k uddan lag janda aa.....

oyee kaka urre aa tenu mein pehlan hi keha c ki tera no. lag jana jaldi. jehra mein tenu essay likhan lai keha c oh likhya ja nahi??

preet_luv :problem: : nahi master ji essay nahi likhea mein.........per.......per.....per mein tuhade lai ik bahut sohna shayer jaroor likhya :here:

Gujjar: chal shayer suna de fer.....

preet luv:
lao master ji badde  hi dukhi dill naal  arzz kita janda hai ji...... :Bye:

sotti utte sapp charda....

(Background ch sari class "wah wah: boldi hoi)

sotti utte sapp charda,,
sotti utte sapp charda,

master dia 3 kudia sab to waddi utte mein marda

gujjar : khad ja oyee teri ta mein  :thaa: :thaa: :thaa:

sari class: :D:  :rofl: :D: :rofl: :D:  :rofl: :D: :rofl: :D:  :rofl: :D:  :rofl:

Preet_luv:



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Shayari / Re: time badal geya,,,nazare badal gaye.
« on: December 21, 2014, 03:00:52 AM »
pasand karan lai shukariyaa sab da  :happy: :happy:

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Birthdays / Re: happy birthday Apurv
« on: December 21, 2014, 02:11:01 AM »
happy bday karamjit anmol bai :D: :D: rabb tere alluya wale prauthe nu barkata pawe :D: :D: :D:

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Shayari / time badal geya,,,nazare badal gaye.
« on: December 19, 2014, 05:58:08 PM »
time badal geya, nazare badal gaye
time badal geya, nazare badal gaye,
kuck lok thore badal gaye te kuch saare badal gaye  :ok:
purane mitti de ghar te nave chubare badal gaye
time badal geya te nazare.....

kai sanu app shad turr gaye,
rokdea ohna nu sade thaleo pair vi khurr gaye,
holi holi oh ho akhia ton door gaye.
bina gallo kad oh sada kasoor gaye,
armaana sadea da oh kar katal turr gaye
kai thode badal gaye te kai sare badal gayee....
kache kothea wale ghare te chubare badal gaye
oh chubare badal gaye...


jo dil vich aaya ohi likh dita pta nahi kive sound kar reha :pray:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: apurv te PJ chef apna punjab
« on: December 19, 2014, 05:29:00 PM »
le hor ki bai......paji hona kolo tips bahut wadia mildia aa :D: :D: :D:
Colgate :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / apurv te PJ chef apna punjab
« on: December 19, 2014, 05:09:36 PM »
pichale kaafi dina ton apurv PJ da karamjit anmol aalua wale prauthe kha kha k akk gea c te ik din ehne mungi-masran di daal bnaun di sochi.....

daal bnaunde hoyee ihne chef apna punjab kolo pushea ki Loon kithe peya aa

Chef ajay: Loon tan hai ni yr ghare  :worried:

apurv :  :anger: nah fir mein ki pawa daal vich

chef ajay: (thoda chir sochan ton baad)  :thinking:  colgate pa de daal ch. usde vich namak bahut hunda hai

:D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / apna punjab (ajay) di navi job
« on: December 19, 2014, 04:55:33 PM »
apna punjab  nu navi navi job milli
pehle ee din isne 11 ghante computer te kam kar k company di pichle sare record torh dite
isda boss ehda kam dekh k bahut khush hoya te pushea...
ajj tu sare din computer te baith k ki karda reha..
apna punjab:sir,keyborad di sari a,b,c agge pichhe lagi hoyi c osnu theek karda reha  :banana:

boss:  :anger: :anger:

:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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PJ Games / Re: This or That
« on: December 19, 2014, 05:18:17 AM »
Methi

Prothe/ samose

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Fun Time / Re: 3 words Panjabis say
« on: December 19, 2014, 05:16:02 AM »
Ja daffa ho :D:

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Birthdays / Re: happy birthday evil (ratanjot)
« on: December 16, 2014, 02:01:26 PM »
Wish ju da very best birthday rataniyee : :hugg:  :hugg: ik saal buddi ho k apni deal ware nah bhuli jehri asi kiti c nashe wechan wali :D: :D:

Ahhh chak tere typee da cakee kitho marji cut maar de :laugh:

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Shayari / Re: Twitter te baithi shalle di tweetan wali.... :p
« on: December 16, 2014, 01:36:31 PM »
Lol only you would say tht !!
:laugh:

ehnu keinde mera vehla meet

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Shayari / Re: Twitter te baithi shalle di tweetan wali.... :p
« on: December 16, 2014, 01:06:04 PM »
:hehe: tuhanu jandi aa tusi app hi keha c raati :D:
Do di jga tusi 10 lines likh lao rokea thodo kise ne ju nu ;)
lolzz meet.. mera name kyun la ditta :P
sab aap keh k na mera hawww :P
nd param di tweetan wali lol
vaise main v ethe do line likhan din iccha rakkhhdi.. :P :laugh:
kuj time baad likhu :P :hehe:

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Sadi bhabi tweetan wali :love: :D: :D:
:laugh: haye tweeta walli :love:

hahahahah jelly de ganne da ki bnata :hehe:

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Shayari / Twitter te baithi shalle di tweetan wali.... :p
« on: December 16, 2014, 05:09:16 AM »
Twitter de baithi honi shalle di tweetan wali,
Kalam ehdi cho nikalde pyaar de geeta wali,
Ohde jaan baad shalla sada kalla ho gea,
 Kamla dil ehda ro-ro jhalla ho gea,
Us gulab de rang wali  nu adhi adhi raat tak  vi  chete karda rehnda hai,
Jad photo ohdi nu ghut seene naal lai eh leh behnda hai,
Fir sochda hau ki zindgi kini rangeen hundi mil jandi oh sachiya preetan wali......
shalle mein nahi eh amitoz ne keha hai ki twitter te rehandi aa teri tweetan wali :hehe:
Othe hi baithi aa bhabi sadi tweetan wali... :D:


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Shayari / Re: aaj kal diyan heeran
« on: December 16, 2014, 04:00:01 AM »
Balle kya baatan bai jado chib kad de ho ta ikathe hi kad de ho shayeri likh k :ok:

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:D: agg bujaun wala dasta le k phaunch jayeo fir kal shaam nu 6 wajje :hehe:
:D: karla yaar tu v apna hath haula ethe :D:
kade kade he milde a eho jahe toic :D:

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Fun Time / Re: PJ staff lai suggestion
« on: December 16, 2014, 03:42:18 AM »
Suggestion ta mein hi dita c oh gal hor aa ki ajj tak iste koi action nahi leya kise ne :laugh:

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Mein b beyaan baazi kar lva ethe hun?? :hehe:

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Shayari / Re: Gujjar te goru (ek anokhi prem katha)
« on: December 15, 2014, 01:30:00 PM »
Gujjar te shariff??  :O
Kyaa yeh baat sach hai gujjar??? :D: :D:
:D: gujar te sahriff
niyane ban karda jalim

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Shayari / Gujjar te goru (ek anokhi prem katha)
« on: December 15, 2014, 04:12:52 AM »
Gujjar sada goru bina ekala ho geya,
Chat room ch bottlan torh torh eh jhalla ho geya,
Goru de jan da gum gujjar ne dil apne te la leya huna,
Ene nu goru ne koi nma munda fasa leya huna
Koi nma munda fasa leya huna :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Kise ne serious le k hasna nahi oyeee :hehe:

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