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« on: July 19, 2011, 03:56:20 PM »
How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.
1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away
How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM
1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake
25. Drive on.... :)
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: July 19, 2011, 03:48:02 PM »
The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is *pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. The only other word with the same amount of letters is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses, its plural.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain
There is a seven letter word in the English language that contains ten words without rearranging any of its letters, "therein": the, there, he, in, rein, her, here, ere, therein, herein.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
The word "Checkmate" in chess comes from the Persian phrase "Shah Mat," which means "the king is dead."
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
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« on: July 19, 2011, 03:44:48 PM »
ik nursery class da munda apni teacher nu puchda
madam main tuhanu kime da lagda
tan madam kehndi "So Sweet"
te munda apni naal baithi kudi nu kehnda dekhya :blink: main keha si na
"line maardi a mere te [/size]
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« on: June 21, 2011, 01:05:57 AM »
je kudiyan papita vechdiyan hundiya ta kina changa hunda,
Taan gali ch awaaz auni c......
Pappi ta le lo...
Pappi ta le lo :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: June 18, 2011, 06:13:22 PM »
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« on: June 18, 2011, 05:37:20 PM »
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« on: June 17, 2011, 01:38:23 PM »
SHOLAY 2011
Viru:Basnti in kuto k samne mt nachna
Bsanti: Excuse me Mr.Who da hell r u 2 order me like dis :thaa: :thaa: , U stupid guy using abusive language.
"Hey Gabar DJ plz" :D: :D:
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« on: June 16, 2011, 12:22:05 PM »
Three things in life that, once gone, never come back.
1) Time.
2) Words.
3) Opportunity .
2) Three things in life that may never be lost.
1) Peace
2) Hope
3) Honesty
3) Three things in life that are most valuable.
1) Love
2) Self - Confidence
3) Friends
4) Three things in life that are never certain .
1) Dreams
2) Success
3) Fortune
5) Three things that make a man/woman.
1) Hardwork
2) Sincerity
3) Commitment
6) Three things in life that can destroy a man/woman.
1) Alcohol
2) Pride
3) Anger
7) Three things in life that, once lost, hard to build-up
1) Respect
2) Trust
3) Friends
8) Three things in life that never fail
1) True Love
2) Determination
3) Belief
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« on: June 15, 2011, 02:41:53 PM »
G Kainth and Dabang were both in a mental hospital. Once they were walking past a swimming pool, G Kainth suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom and stayed there.
Dabang promptly jumped in to save him. He swam to the bottom and pulled G kainth out. :okk:
When the medical director became aware of Dabang's heroic act, he immediately ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered him to be mentally stable.
When he (docter) went to tell Dabang the news, he said, " Dabang, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. =D> The bad news is G Kainth, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead.
Dabang replied, :14: "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry.
:D: :D:
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« on: June 09, 2011, 08:32:46 PM »
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« on: June 09, 2011, 04:04:24 PM »
ਇਕ ਪੰਡਿਤ ਭੱਜਦਾ - ਭੱਜਦਾ ਇਕ ਕੁੜੀ ਚ ਵੱਜਇਆ___
ਕੁੜੀ - ਸ਼ਰਮ ਨੀ ਆਉਂਦੀ "ਬੋਦੀ" ਰਖ ਕੇ ਕੁੜੀਆ ਚ ਟੱਕਰਾਂ ਮਾਰਦਾ__
ਪੰਡਿਤ - ਬੀਬੀ "ਬੋਦੀ" ਆ___
ਕੋਈ "ਡਿਸਕ ਬ੍ਰੇਕ"" ਥੋੜੀ __ :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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