hahahaha yeah guys... as i was reading, my excitement was doubled :hehe: and the last line cracked me up :D: :D:

THE BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER :-

My Dear Husband, I'm writing this letter to tell u that I'm leaving you. I've been a good wife to u for the last 20 years and I have nothing to show for it, and the last 2 weeks haven been hell. Your boss called to tell me that u left your job today which was the last straw. Last week, you came home and u didn't even notice I had a new hairstyle, had cooked your fa
vorite meal and even wore a brand new night gown. You ate in 2 minutes and went straight to sleep after watching your TV soaps. You didn't tell me u love me anymore, u didn't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either u are cheating on me or u don't love me anymore. Whatever the case, I'm gone....
YOUR EX-WIFE

P.S. Don't try to find me. Your BROTHER and I are moving to New Zealand together! Have a great life!....

REPLY :

Dear Ex-Wife, Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true u and I have been married for 20 years, although a good woman is a far cry from what u have been. I watch TV soaps so much becoz they down out your constant whining and bitching. Too bad that doesnt work anymore. I did notice when u got a hairdo last week, but the 1st thing that came to my mind was 'you look just like a boy!'. Since my father raised me not to say anything if u can't say something nice, I didn't comment. When u cooked my favorite meal, u must have got me confused with MY BROTHER becoz I haven't eaten prawns for 7 years. About the new night gown, I turned away from u becoz the $299.99 price tag was still on it, and I prayed it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed $300 from me that morning. After all of this, i still loved u and felt we could work it out. So when I won the $20 million Lotto on Saturday, I left my job and bought 2 tickets for us to Paris, but when I got home u were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope u have fulfilling life u always wanted. My lawyer said that the LETTER u wrote ensures u won't get a dollar from me. So take care...
Signed....
Your Ex-Husband, Rich As Hell And Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told u this, but my brother CARL was born CARLA. I hope that's not a problem

Someone's driving a bmw :pagel:

Very sweet and very touching...

ooo yeahhh

very heart touching story  :okk:

Indeed it is  :okk:

 A speeding driver who killed a father-of-three while driving at almost 155mph to win back his girlfriend has been jailed for seven years.

Shehzad Munir, 25, was showing off when he cut across three lanes and smashed his 4.5 litre BMW 6 series into Sukhpreet ‘Suki’ Singh Chimber’s car – sending it hurling more than 600ft up the carriageway.

The incident is believed to be one of the most high-speed fatal accidents ever dealt with on Britain’s roads.

Mr Chimber, 30, a bus driver, was driving home to his family after work when Munir’s £24,000 sports car careered into his vehicle, Snaresbrook Crown Court heard.

A father to three daughters aged six, five and 20 months, he  was expecting a son with his wife of eight years, Sonia, at the time of the smash on September 9, 2010.

He suffered multiple injuries and died at the scene, on the A1306 Wennington Interchange between Rainham and Purfleet, Essex.

In a joint victim impact statement, Mr Chimber’s grief-stricken family said: ‘On September 9, 2010, our lives were shattered.

‘A mother’s heart was broken; a wife’s world was ended. Three children have been left fatherless and three siblings left devastated.

‘He doted on his princesses and was excited beyond belief about the birth of his son.

‘We simply cannot find the words to explain the amount of grief and pain we are still feeling and continue to feel.’

Munir, from Plaistow, east London, was convicted of causing death by dangerous driving after a trial.

He was previously convicted for driving without due care and attention in 2005, for which he was fined £290 and received four points.

He was also jailed for two years for wounding with intent in 2008.

Kang saab ta always fatte chakde aa  :superhappy: :superhappy:
balle tere motteya  :hug: :hug:
kudiya tikayi janda geet sunayi janda :hehe: sabde siney agg layi janda te munde sare pj ton bhajayi janda  :excited: :D:

nahi bani ji :he:

20 postan pooriyan karnyi tu meri feelings naal khed riha  :pagel:

you should get a song Produce man.

Bai mera ik song atkya pya wa mere yaar kol oh ik vaari aaje fer appa hor agge sochange baki main v krna track bas sahi time di udeek krda wa :)

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