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« on: October 01, 2007, 12:37:49 PM »
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
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« on: October 01, 2007, 12:36:00 PM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#ff8c00--][span style=\"color:#ff8c00\"][!--/coloro--]Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
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« on: October 01, 2007, 12:34:27 PM »
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
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« on: October 01, 2007, 12:33:30 PM »
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else.
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« on: October 01, 2007, 12:26:57 PM »
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye
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« on: October 01, 2007, 12:25:45 PM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#f4a460--][span style=\"color:#f4a460\"][!--/coloro--]Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.
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« on: October 01, 2007, 12:24:33 PM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#f4a460--][span style=\"color:#f4a460\"][!--/coloro--]Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.[!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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« on: October 01, 2007, 12:23:21 PM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'
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« on: October 01, 2007, 12:20:22 PM »
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here
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« on: October 01, 2007, 12:12:13 PM »
santa singh: bolo bachcho" GADHA "
bachche: " GADHA"
SANTA: BOLO BACHO "GADHA, GADHE DE PICHE GADHA"
bache: "GADHA, GADHE DE PICHE GADHA"
santa : BOLO BACHO " GADHA ,GADHE DE PICHE GADHA, US DE PICHE (BEHIND) MAIN"
bache: " GADHA ,GADHE DE PICHE GADHAA, US DE PICHE MAIN"
princpal no bohat gussa aaundaa ki salaa santa ki padha reha hai
santa: bolo bachO " GADHA,GADHE DE PICHE GADHA ,GADHE DE PICHE MAIN,US DE PICHE SARAA DESH"
Principal ton reha nahi jaanda oh santaa no kehandaa hai aa ke mere room vich milo
santa singh room vich jandaa hai taan princi b gussa hon lagg pendaa hai ki tu ki padha reha hai
santa singh kehanda hai " sir main taa sirf spelling sikh rehaa si"
princi kehandaa hai kis de
santa kehanda hai
"ASSASSINATION " de
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« on: October 01, 2007, 09:26:52 AM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#f4a460--][span style=\"color:#f4a460\"][!--/coloro--]khada hoon kinare is zeel ke
sadiyan beet gayin zamane beet gayen
kiye the jo wadein dhadkano ne dhadkano se
woh dhadkan rook gayi woh vaade toot gaye.[!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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« on: October 01, 2007, 09:23:36 AM »
[!--coloro:#ff8c00--][span style=\"color:#ff8c00\"][!--/coloro--][!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]soch ke e zalim teri woh bewafai ,
aaj bhi kabr ki mitti aansuon se bhig jati hein ,
socha tha chain se sounga kabr mein
par yahan bhi teri yaad satati hein .......................[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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« on: October 01, 2007, 04:16:14 AM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Harbhajan to his wife :
Darling ! kya main tera pahila pyar hoo ?
Wife : Kardina sardar wali baat .
Spinner ko kabhi opening milti hai kya?[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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« on: September 30, 2007, 06:39:32 AM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#ff8c00--][span style=\"color:#ff8c00\"][!--/coloro--]zindagi vich kadi te sanu yaad karengi, mehfil vich nahi tan tanhai vich faryaad karengi [!--coloro:#ff0000--][span style=\"color:#ff0000\"][!--/coloro--]Jazz [!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--]varga na mileya na mile ga koi udon apni kismat te naaz karengi !!!!![!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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« on: September 30, 2007, 06:36:38 AM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#f4a460--][span style=\"color:#f4a460\"][!--/coloro--]Never luk for a Gud Face, it'll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it'll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that'll miss u every day[!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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« on: September 30, 2007, 06:35:13 AM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#ff8c00--][span style=\"color:#ff8c00\"][!--/coloro--]I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you!!
HOPE I WIL USE DESE IN MA FUTURE -LOL[!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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« on: September 30, 2007, 06:33:41 AM »
[!--fonto:Times New Roman--][span style=\"font-family:Times New Roman\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#ff8c00--][span style=\"color:#ff8c00\"][!--/coloro--]Somebody is thinking of you.
Somebody is caring about you.
Somebody misses you.
Somebody wants to talk to you.
Somebody is very proud of you.
Somebody wishes you were here.
Somebody needs you to have faith in them.
Somebody trusts you.
Somebody hears a song that reminds them of you.
Somebody hopes everything turns out great for you.
Somebody wants you to know they are there for you.
Somebody can't wait to see you.
Somebody loves you for who you are.
Somebody wants you to be happy.
Somebody sends you a smile!
Somebody is glad to have you for a friend! And that somebody is ME !!! "I MISS YOU !!!!!!!"[!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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« on: September 30, 2007, 06:32:29 AM »
[!--fonto:Garamond--][span style=\"font-family:Garamond\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#9acd32--][span style=\"color:#9acd32\"][!--/coloro--]So many questions,
But the answers are so few,
All i really know, is, I MISS YOU !
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SOUNDZ GUD
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« on: September 30, 2007, 06:31:18 AM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#ff0000--][span style=\"color:#ff0000\"][!--/coloro--]I do not think much, i do not think often,
But when I think, I think of you![!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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« on: September 30, 2007, 06:30:17 AM »
Whenever I miss you, stars falls down from the sky. So any day if you find the sky empty, don't blame me! It's all your fault; You made me Miss You So Much
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