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« on: September 12, 2007, 12:54:06 AM »
One evening a Santa starts from office to home with pushing his scooter
manually. He met his friend on the way... Friend: why are you pushing your
scooter manually? Santa: 'I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home.
Friend: 'Is it! Then, How did you come to office from home in the morning?'
Santa: 'I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning.
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« on: September 12, 2007, 12:49:37 AM »
Santa and Banta opened a restaurant and placed a sign outside the restaurant - Closed 4 hours a day.
Simply because they knew numbering up to 3 only.
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« on: September 12, 2007, 12:47:57 AM »
Boss, is peter ke bacche ne hamare saath gaddari ki hai.
Ajit: Robert , usay revalving chair me bita dho, patha chal jayega ki 'chakkar' kya hai...
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« on: September 12, 2007, 12:46:41 AM »
A woman comes to Ajit for suggesting a name/s for her kids .
Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!
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« on: September 12, 2007, 12:44:53 AM »
doctor went to a mental hospital. he was walking by a room and saw a guy holding his ear to the wall, so the doc went to that guy and pushed him aside and tried to listen so the doc put his ear against the wall and said i don't hear anything. that guy slaped the doctor and said i'm listening to this wall for 20 years i don't hear anything you just came and how the hell can you hear something.
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« on: September 11, 2007, 11:20:16 PM »
[!--sizeo:5--][span style=\"font-size:18pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]I don’t believe in love because I still don’t have you !![!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
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« on: September 11, 2007, 11:19:50 PM »
[!--sizeo:5--][span style=\"font-size:18pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#ff0000--][span style=\"color:#ff0000\"][!--/coloro--]I admit I were never the perfect one... I was never always there... I didn't make you smile at times but there is one thing I admit I did.. I was the best person I could be for you...[!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
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« on: September 11, 2007, 11:19:08 PM »
There is no greater happiness than having you...
and no greater bliss than sharing this life with you.
If I had one breath to spare...If I had just one moment to live...
I would be spending it with you
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« on: September 11, 2007, 11:15:29 PM »
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever
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« on: September 11, 2007, 11:15:04 PM »
[!--sizeo:5--][span style=\"font-size:18pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You canÃt have too many friends because then youÃre just not really friends[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
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« on: September 11, 2007, 11:14:43 PM »
[!--sizeo:5--][span style=\"font-size:18pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help them to become what they are capable of being[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
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« on: September 11, 2007, 11:14:13 PM »
I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine, encourage me to grow.
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« on: September 11, 2007, 11:13:48 PM »
Though our communication wanes at times of absence, I'm aware of a strength that emanates in the background
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« on: September 11, 2007, 11:13:32 PM »
The greatest good you can do for another is not just share your riches, but to reveal to him, his own
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« on: September 11, 2007, 11:13:10 PM »
[!--sizeo:5--][span style=\"font-size:18pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Sometimes you pick your friends, sometimes they pick you[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
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« on: September 11, 2007, 11:12:47 PM »
[!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Strangers are just friends waiting to happen.
Thx_jazz[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
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« on: September 11, 2007, 11:12:10 PM »
To be depressed is to be lonely; to have a friend is to be happy
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« on: September 11, 2007, 11:11:46 PM »
One's best friend is oneself
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« on: September 11, 2007, 11:11:31 PM »
The love of my life is the love between friends
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« on: September 11, 2007, 11:11:10 PM »
The better part of one's life consists of his friendships
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