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« on: September 12, 2007, 08:52:22 AM »
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot
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« on: September 12, 2007, 08:51:32 AM »
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers
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« on: September 12, 2007, 08:49:32 AM »
[!--sizeo:5--][span style=\"font-size:18pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
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« on: September 12, 2007, 08:48:20 AM »
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
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« on: September 12, 2007, 08:47:18 AM »
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures
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« on: September 12, 2007, 08:46:12 AM »
There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side
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« on: September 12, 2007, 08:43:51 AM »
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film
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« on: September 12, 2007, 08:41:04 AM »
He who laughs last didn't get it.
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« on: September 12, 2007, 08:38:56 AM »
[div align=\"center\"][!--sizeo:5--][span style=\"font-size:18pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--] [/div]
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« on: September 12, 2007, 08:38:19 AM »
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
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« on: September 12, 2007, 08:37:36 AM »
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity
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« on: September 12, 2007, 08:37:02 AM »
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them
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« on: September 12, 2007, 08:36:02 AM »
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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« on: September 12, 2007, 08:33:55 AM »
"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."
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« on: September 12, 2007, 08:33:14 AM »
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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« on: September 12, 2007, 08:32:32 AM »
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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« on: September 12, 2007, 08:31:33 AM »
How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?
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« on: September 12, 2007, 08:30:57 AM »
[!--sizeo:5--][span style=\"font-size:18pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
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« on: September 12, 2007, 08:30:26 AM »
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory
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« on: September 12, 2007, 08:29:43 AM »
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from
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