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Jokes Majaak / u r here with me in my room
« on: September 16, 2007, 08:44:50 PM »
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

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Jokes Majaak / my lovely pyjamas
« on: September 16, 2007, 08:43:53 PM »
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely PYJAMAS

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Jokes Majaak / Always start your day with a lot of... S E X
« on: September 16, 2007, 08:43:08 PM »
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.

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Jokes Majaak / CONGRATS.Your pc has been installed with
« on: September 16, 2007, 08:42:34 PM »
CONGRATS.Your pc has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your pc against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....

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Jokes Majaak / saade leyi tere kol time koi naa.
« on: September 16, 2007, 08:39:26 PM »
Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na,
Saade utte tenu reham koi na,
Horan nu tu din raat e-mails kare,
saade leyi tere kol time koi naa.


OOPS-
reluctant_jazz@yahoo.com for more info

thx-Jazz

166
Shayari / Jehre hasde ne bahuta o dilon bhare hunde ne
« on: September 16, 2007, 08:13:02 PM »
Jehre hasde ne bahuta o dilon bhare hunde ne,unna ishqi wich fatt bade jare hunde ne,
Nit mehfalan jamand,,sare Jag nu hansande,Par kehra jaane,andron o haare hunde ne,
Dine khushean lutande rati hanju dolde,bahron disde ne jyunde par vichou mare hunde ne

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Jokes Majaak / Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
« on: September 16, 2007, 09:19:14 AM »
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time,
Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.

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Jokes Majaak / Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
« on: September 16, 2007, 09:13:31 AM »
Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Banta asked: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat

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Jokes Majaak / Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga,
« on: September 16, 2007, 09:11:46 AM »
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

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Jokes Majaak / Santa goes to buy a underwear.
« on: September 16, 2007, 09:03:58 AM »
Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye

171
Jokes Majaak / Bhukki wale truck de aaun di.
« on: September 16, 2007, 08:59:56 AM »
AMLI kehnda hai: Kafan na pao mere Chehre te, mainu aadat hai muskraun di.
Ajj di raat na dafnaao mainu yaro, aaj umeed hai Bhukki wale truck de aaun di.

172
Jokes Majaak / Teri mashuk asi phasavange.
« on: September 16, 2007, 08:57:54 AM »
Tere naal dosti akhri sah tak nibawange,
Tere pairan thalle assi ta talliyaan tikaawange,
Jado marzi parakh lai mere dosta,
Teri mashuk asi phasavange.


173
Shayari / kuch dost jaan to vi pyare milde ne.....
« on: September 16, 2007, 08:52:06 AM »
Kashtiyan nu vi kinare milde ne,sahareyan nu vi sahare milde ne,kaun kehnda hai k duniya ch dost nahi,kuch dost jaan to vi pyare milde ne

174
Shayari / khavaba vich ta tera ho lain dai
« on: September 16, 2007, 08:51:14 AM »
Sanu chad jiyae ve  kalle
 thoda ro lain dai
 shayad aa javae tera supna
 thoda so lain dai
zindgi taa tere bina katni saanu
khavaba vich ta tera ho lain dai

175
Shayari / KISI D DHEE BHAIN NA CHHEROO.....
« on: September 16, 2007, 06:33:33 AM »
ONCE there was a CROW,
Punjab vich baitha c oh,
ohne peg lai c do,
O TALLI gya c ho,
CHIDI rahi c RO,
CROW  ne chedi c oh,
CHIDI de bap ne kuteya CROW,
crow sarminda gya c ho,
Hun CHIDI nu BHAIN G kehnda oh,
MORAL-KISI D DHEE BHAIN NA CHHEROO

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Shayari / Teri maa di, Teri bhen di,
« on: September 16, 2007, 06:29:02 AM »
Teri maa di,
Teri bhen di,
Tere Pyo di,
Tere pe

Tere Pore Khandan di,
Tay meri v,
Tu Jan hai!!!

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Shayari / MARJANEAY MISS CALL TeY MAAR DeY....
« on: September 16, 2007, 06:05:17 AM »
TUSSE JYT GAY ASI HAAR GAY SANU PATA AY CALL NAI KARNI CHAL MARJANEAY MISS CALL TeY MAAR DeY

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Shayari / _Jazz_ Ki hoya je asin tuhade nahi ho sakde,
« on: September 16, 2007, 05:14:50 AM »
Har khamoshi nu Ikraar nahi kehnde,
Har nakami nu haar nahi kehnde.
Ki hoya je asin tuhade nahi ho sakde,
Sirf mil jaan nu hi pyaar nahi kehnde

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Shayari / Lok puchhde saddi mohabbat baare,
« on: September 16, 2007, 03:38:53 AM »
Lok puchhde saddi mohabbat baare,
Asin aapni kahani kyon dassiye?
Kahaniyaan taan banangiyaan saddi mout pichhon,
Asin aapni jubani kyon dassiye?

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Shayari / Sadda ji nahi lagda sade yaar bina.....
« on: September 15, 2007, 10:27:35 AM »
Husn jachda nahi shingar bina
Zindagi narak hai tere pyaar bina
Assi pal-pal jinde Assi pal-pal marde
Sadda ji nahi lagda sade yaar bina...

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