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« on: September 16, 2007, 09:22:30 PM »
What is Common between: Krishna , Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..?
Santa ji Replied: All are born on Government Holidays.
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« on: September 16, 2007, 09:21:36 PM »
[!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Santa falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Love letter to her, " I LOVE U SISTER."[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
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« on: September 16, 2007, 09:20:30 PM »
Santa : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
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« on: September 16, 2007, 09:19:51 PM »
[!--sizeo:3--][span style=\"font-size:12pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Banta to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag
Dikhaya, Banta: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
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« on: September 16, 2007, 09:07:45 PM »
Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Santa: They were 4 best friends..!
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« on: September 16, 2007, 09:05:34 PM »
[!--sizeo:3--][span style=\"font-size:12pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Santa singh bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar , where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?"
The Santa singh got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?"[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
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« on: September 16, 2007, 09:04:47 PM »
Santa singh comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"
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« on: September 16, 2007, 08:59:23 PM »
Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is nobody
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« on: September 16, 2007, 08:58:34 PM »
[!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]I MISS YOU in every beats of heart,
In every blink of my eyes,
In every second of Time and...
In every moment of the Day ![!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
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« on: September 16, 2007, 08:58:02 PM »
[!--sizeo:3--][span style=\"font-size:12pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Kitna bhi chaho na bhol pao ge Hamain,Jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge Hamain, Mita sakte ho to mita do yadain meri,Magar kya sapno se juda kar pao ge Hamain.[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
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« on: September 16, 2007, 08:56:37 PM »
[!--sizeo:3--][span style=\"font-size:12pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]If u wanna know how much[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][a href=\"http://www.lovelysms.com/index.html\" target=\"_blank\"][!--sizeo:3--][span style=\"font-size:12pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#000000--][span style=\"color:#000000\"][!--/coloro--] I miss u[!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][/a][!--sizeo:3--][span style=\"font-size:12pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--],
try to catch rain drops,
the ones u catch is how much u miss me,
and the ones u miss is how much I miss u
wat goes around?[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
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« on: September 16, 2007, 08:54:06 PM »
[!--sizeo:3--][span style=\"font-size:12pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
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« on: September 16, 2007, 08:53:26 PM »
When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.
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« on: September 16, 2007, 08:52:59 PM »
[!--sizeo:3--][span style=\"font-size:12pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful
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« on: September 16, 2007, 08:52:28 PM »
[!--sizeo:3--][span style=\"font-size:12pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][a href=\"http://www.lovelysms.com/index.html\" target=\"_blank\"][!--sizeo:3--][span style=\"font-size:12pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#000000--][span style=\"color:#000000\"][!--/coloro--]shatterday[!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][/a][!--sizeo:3--][span style=\"font-size:12pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]... so be in Luv everyday...[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
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« on: September 16, 2007, 08:51:21 PM »
[!--sizeo:3--][span style=\"font-size:12pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]If luvin' was aginst the law,and kissin' was a crime,i would gladly spend my life with u,in prison doin' time.[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
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« on: September 16, 2007, 08:50:24 PM »
[!--sizeo:3--][span style=\"font-size:12pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Kisses blown are kisses wasted. kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted. kisses spread germs and germs are hated. but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
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« on: September 16, 2007, 08:47:20 PM »
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".
m tired by dese kinda love letters,lol,i reali recved dis today,lolzzzzzz
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« on: September 16, 2007, 08:45:49 PM »
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Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
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« on: September 16, 2007, 08:45:14 PM »
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
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