Loki baagan cho GULAAB lai aaye ...
Husan de rangeen khawaab lai aaye ..
Sanu chahida si Jeen da sahara ...
THEKE khulle si asi sharab lai aaye ...  :rockon: :rockon:

Ashfaq Gujr tun jo keha osne menu soch vich paya. Eslayi tenu ik var puch hi lehna...

Je tere mohre koi vi (ravi gill/mtj/tera jigri dost/etc) galt kam karda, ki tu osnu ban karno jhijakunga te nahi? Ki tu sare kamma nu sehje (warnings dehke, pyar naal) niptaun di koshish karunga?

Menu ehna gallan de jawab visthar tareeke naal deh.

I think he has every right to have one chance... Vekh lawo munde nu ik baar pateeyake...

Once a plane crashed somewhere in the mountains, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive.

Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand English and reply. The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.

Officer: “When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “Tying their belts”

Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”
Monkey: “Saying Hello! Good morning!”

Officer: “What were the pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Checking the system”

Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Looking for my people”

Officer: “After 10 minutes what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “Having beverages and snacks”

Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”
Monkey: “Serving the travelers”

Officer: “What were the Pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Handling the steering”

Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Eating & throwing”

Officer: “After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “Some were sleeping and some were reading”

Officer: “What were the air hostesses ?”
Monkey: “Make up”

Officer: “What were the pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Handling the steering”

Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Nothing”



Officer: “Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “All were sleeping”

Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”
Monkey: “Kissing the pilots”

Officer: “What were the pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Responding”

Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Handling the steering !!!”
 :excited: :excited: :excited:

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