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Birthdays / Re: Happy bday pankaj
« on: August 13, 2016, 12:29:46 AM »
Happy birthday  bro

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« on: August 12, 2016, 12:05:53 PM »
Sahi gl I m  back :blah:
wellcome back :D:

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apne aap nu :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Husband Wife Jokes Thread
« on: August 11, 2016, 12:35:29 PM »
Heard thhis recently on phone  :idk:

चिंटू सालों बाद मिंटू से मिला...!
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पता चला दोनों की शादी हो गई...!
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चिंटू: कैसी है तेरी बीवी...?
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मिंटू: स्वर्ग की अप्सरा है...!
और तेरी...?
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चिंटू: मेरी तो अभी जिंदा है...!
😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

http://mahapunjab.com/weekly-whatsapp-humour-18/
nai samjh ayi :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« on: August 11, 2016, 11:58:57 AM »
hasso ji hun saare

numberdar is back :D:

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Competitions / Re: Best DP of the Week
« on: August 11, 2016, 11:14:52 AM »
lo ji mera vote sub nu hassoun wale lambed dar nu jehra asli photo bana ke action dekha reha :loll:

ਪੱਕਾ ਢੀਠ

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Assalam O Alaikum To All
Sab Se Pehle To Me Ye Kahon Ga K Allah Ne Is Duniya Me Har Tarah Ki Makhloq Banai Ha Jin Aur Insan Hevaan Chrind Prind Ek Aisi Makhloq B Ha Jo Jinnat K Ilawa Ha Hum Jab Raat Ko Soo Jate Han To Wo Makhloq Bhar Galion Me Ghoom Rahi Hito Ha Ap Log Jab B Bhr Nikla Kren Khans Diya Kren Ta Keh Allah Ki Jo Makhloq Bhr Mojood Ho Gi Wo Side Per Ho Jayen Wese To Allah Ne 18,000 Makhloq Paida Ki Ha Jin Ka Ek Kisi Insan Se Baat Krna Aur Us K Sath Shadi Krna Ke Waqiat B Buhat Sare Sam Ne Ate Han Mera Khud Ka Waqiat Han Pehla Waqia Jo Mujy 2008 Ya2009 Me Mere Sath Pesh Aya Tha Wo Ye Tha K Me Apn Ghar K Sath Masjid Me Masjid Imam K Sath Baitha Hua Tha Maghrib Ki Namaz K Bad Isha Ki Namaz Tk Baithe Rahe Wahan Isha Ki Namaz Parhi Ti Me Imam Sahab K Kamre Me Gaya To Imam Sahab B Uper A Gye Un K Sath Ek Admi Aya Tha Jiska Hulya Insano Jiasa Tha Ainak Ki Hui Thi Bari Bari Darhi Mubarak B Thi Wo Aya Aur Baith Gaya Masjid Imam Sahab K Sath Baten Krne Laga Me B Us Ke Sath Baith Gaya Batrn Kerte Kerte Us Ne Jinnat Ki Baten Shoro Kr Dien Me Ne Us Ki Dhiyan Ni Diya Kiun K Me Us Ki Baton Se Lutf Andooz Ho Raha Tha Attaullah Shah Bukhari Ki Baten Shoro Ker Den Me Chup Ker K Sunta Raha Wo Keh Raha Tha K Attaullah Shah Bukhari Mazaaq B Kafi Acha Ker Lete Thy Ek Din Attaullhah Shah Bukhari Sahab Ghusal Krne K Liye Tayyar Hue Tolia (Towel) Apne Kandhe Pe Rakha Aur Bath Room Ki Taraf Jane Lage Acahanak Darwaze Pe Kis Ne Knock Kia Aur Attaullah Shah Bukhari Shab Darwaze Ki Taraf Chal Diye Darwaza Khola To Bhr Police Ae Hui Thi Police Attaullah Shah Bukhari Ko Griftar Ker K Le Gai 3saal Bad Attaullah Shah Bukhari Jab Ghar Aye To Tolia (Towel) Waise Hi Kandhe Per Tha Jaise 3 Saal Pehle Nahane K Liye Wo Ja Rahy Thy Ate Hi Kaha Me Nahane Ja Raha Hon.

Phir Us Bande Ne Attaullah Shah Bukhari K Kuch Qisse Aur Sunaye Tab Tak Raat K 10 Baj Chukke Thy Imam Sahab Ne Kaha Ab Ap Log Jao Mujy Sona Ha Unhon Ne Kaha K Mujy Allah Ka Ghar Dikhao Imam Sahab Ne Kaha Kese Us Ne Kaha K Mujy Jinnat K Zarye Le Jao Imam Sahab Ne Kaha Theak Ha Abi Jao Mujy Neend Ayi Hui Ha Hum Log Wahans Se Chaley Gae Imam Sahab Apni Jaga Chaley Gaey Wo Banda Jo Imam Sahab Ka Mehman Tha Aur Me Wahan Se Uth Gaye Aur Us Ne Mujy Ghar Tak Chora Aur Khud Agey Nikal Gaya Jate Jate Wo Jinnat Ki Baten Kr Raha Tha Me Ne B Use Hath Milaya Aur Ghar Chala Gaya Subah Jab Namaz K Liye Masjid Gaya To Imam Sahab Ne Namaz Parhane Se Pehle Mere Pas Aye Aur Kaha K Us Mehman Ap Ko Raat Kuch Kaha To Ni Me Ne Jawab Diya Ni To Imam Sahab Bole Wo Insan Ni Tha Bal Ke Wo Ek Jin Tha Me Sun K Hairan Ho Gaya Me Ne Khuda Ka Shukar Ada Kia.

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Gup Shup / Re: Real Bhootan diyan Storeis or Vids post karo (serious)***
« on: August 08, 2016, 12:13:04 AM »
I m assli wala bhoot !! Manu deekh lavo  :omyeyes:
kyn pj diya kudia darrounia :D:

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Shayari / Re: tere naam
« on: August 08, 2016, 12:11:23 AM »
Devil apne naam  :banana:
lolzzzzzzzz ok

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« on: August 07, 2016, 03:53:20 PM »
Ek husband di wife apne pakke chali jandi aa russ k
& husband roj ohde ghar phone karda aa..

ek din ohne phone kita & kudi di mom ne kiha-
Tu roj roj kyu phone karda aa....tainu main roj kehni aa ..ohne tere ghar wapis nhi auna

te aggo husband kehda aa--Bas ahi sun laye roj phone karda aa , Sunke bahut vadia lagda aa :hehe:
kamal ne kamal karti :laugh:

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Competitions / Re: Best DP of the Week
« on: August 07, 2016, 03:09:47 PM »


ajj de best dp of the week ne



 D€V!L 🐞







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Shayari / Re: tere naam
« on: August 06, 2016, 11:36:10 AM »
Mere dil dii kahaani paarh
Kisi aur nuu yaar baanaaveen naa,

Menu soch samaaj kay dil dayveen
Mere naaal mazaaq banaaveen naaa

Iss pyaar vich role hunde nay
Dil qaaim rakheen ghabraveen naaa

Jay tuu maangain tay main jiind vii daysaan
Par kisii hor nuu yaar banaveen naaa

Vayri jaag sara iss pyaar daa aay
Bay qaadray nuu dard sunaveen naaa

Aae dunia bhari hee zaalim aay
Aynuu kaadi v dukh sunaveen naaa

Har aik nai honda pyaar day kabil
Aae gaal mari tuu bulaveen naaa

Jay miil jaway tenu yaar suchaa
Us yaar nuu kadin ganvaeen naaa


(waris shah)

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Competitions / Re: Best DP of the Week
« on: August 04, 2016, 12:06:09 AM »
janta batheri jaagdi staff ee sutta hunda  ese topic ch pichle comment dekh thode to ta akki hoi janta
main fazool behas karne da shokeen nai so no comments

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Shayari / Re: tere naam
« on: August 04, 2016, 12:04:00 AM »
Manzil Bhi Uski Thi, Rasta Bhi Uska Tha.
Aik Main Akela Tha
Kafila Bhi Uska Tha.
Sath_Sath Chalne Ki Soch Bhi Uski Thi.
Phr Rasta Badlne Ka Faisla Bhi Uska Tha.
Aaj Akela Hun To Dil Ek Sawal Krta Hai.
Log To Us k They Kya"KHUDA" Bhi Uska Tha.

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Competitions / Re: Best DP of the Week
« on: August 03, 2016, 02:41:49 PM »

aah kamm lot aa  hun ta saareya nu pta   lag geya v ehe 3  -  4 jne   waaro waari  apni he  photoa lwaunde rehnde  :D:
koi nai jihno vote labhnya ohdi photo hi lagni chahe waaro wari 3..4 di hi laghdi rahe .. edha hi suti janta ne jagna :loll:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« on: August 02, 2016, 07:00:46 PM »
lolzzzzzzzzz very nice :D:

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Shayari / Re: tere naam
« on: August 02, 2016, 06:54:59 PM »
Insan



Main insan banna chonda c
Pata nhn ki ban baita
Dekhi teri dunia
Ta main hawaan ban baita
Dharam bna ke apna
Main os dharam da mohtaj ho gya
Pull gya tenu kudh cho labna
Main tere gurudware te mandira
Da pehredar ban baita
Menu moh diya tandhan ne aisa gaira pa liya
Main do pal tenu na de sakya din de
Inha moh diyan janjeera da gulam ban baita
Dharm di ladai fas main lakhan dil dukaye apne shabada nal
Jis dil ch tu rehnda os dil da gunehgar ban baita
Main sahi main sahi ehde ch rul gya
Meri mai ch main apna insan da rutba guwa baita
Jasmine nu ta tu insan bnaya c
Pata nhn main kyn main shaitan ban baita


Jasmine Grewal

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Birthdays / Re: Happy birthday pangebaaz mutiyar
« on: August 01, 2016, 02:58:50 PM »
party khani aa ida bolda jidda party vich aaye saare lokka nu khavega :D:
tusi gujjar di ijat nu lalkara dita hn party honi honi chahe sub tu donation le ke keti :D:

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Birthdays / Re: Happy birthday pangebaaz mutiyar
« on: August 01, 2016, 11:40:34 AM »
koi pangebaaz nu labho yaar party khaani :he:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Numberdar-- joke thread
« on: August 01, 2016, 11:38:54 AM »
Gujar apni story dasi jana tu :laugh:  :laugh:
suna de fir sunny nu koi hassne wala joke :laugh:

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