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Shayari / yaari laun wale a assi,
« on: January 07, 2012, 04:07:49 AM »
yaari laun wale a assi,
yaari nibhon wale a assi, yaari lake tah dekh,.
tenu b rabb wang pujan wale a assi.........

362
Shayari / sanu dukh den walea, tu ki jane dukhre da dard....
« on: January 07, 2012, 04:06:39 AM »
sanu dukh den walea, tu ki jane dukhre da dard....
assi tah tere te jind war diee...
tu hale b shaq karda a sade pyar te...
kehre lafza ch kara main behan apna pyaar...
enhe lafze hi nahi, jina pyaar a assi tenu karde....

363
Shayari / Main bulbla si ek pani da,
« on: January 07, 2012, 04:05:40 AM »
Main bulbla si ek pani da,
do pal jee k muk chaliea.
Main rat di aakh da athru si,
suraj di kirn pai te main suk chaliea.
Aas rakhda si suhavne musam di, aj
haneraian de vich luk chaliea.
Ek Supna dekhiaa c aakh meri ne,
jehra aad vichale tut chaliea.

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Shayari / Kal raat usdi main yaad vich kho gya,
« on: January 07, 2012, 04:05:13 AM »
Kal raat usdi main yaad vich kho gya,
neend ni c aaundi menu par fir v main so gya,
supne de vich rabb mileya kehnda tenu ki ho gya,
mai keha rabb ji menu
kujh nahi hoya, mera ta bass yaar hi kho gya,
rabb hasseya te boleya:- tu ta pyar vich jhalla ho gya,
jehre yaar di tu gall karda oh ta hun kise hor da ho gya.
Aini gall sun k main sda layi so gya, sda layi so gya…

365
Shayari / """""""BAZZI JIT K ASIN HUN HAAR CHALE..
« on: January 07, 2012, 04:03:23 AM »
"""""""BAZZI JIT K ASIN HUN HAAR CHALE..
SAT APNE DIL TE MAAR CHALE...
NAHI BHULNE SAJNA O DIN "SAM" NU,,,
JO TERE SANG HAN GUZAAR CHALE ..
MARKE V KARANGE YAAD TENU AISA PYAAR HA TERE NAAL PA CHALE ................

366
Shayari / Dil vich teri yaad sajjna,
« on: January 07, 2012, 03:59:59 AM »
Dil vich teri yaad sajjna,
Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna,
Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi,
Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna......

367
Shayari / Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde
« on: January 07, 2012, 03:59:13 AM »
Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde,
dil mere nu pathhar karde,
seh na pauga eh vichhoda usda,
usde jaan to pehlan hi tu menu dafan karde.. ...

368
Shayari / Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta
« on: January 07, 2012, 03:45:52 AM »
Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta,
kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta.
Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta,
lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta........

369
Love Pyar / Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi kar
« on: January 07, 2012, 03:43:08 AM »
Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde,
lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde.
Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar,
kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde.

370
Love Pyar / Sohniye tu Sohni vaang sohni ta badi ae,
« on: January 07, 2012, 03:39:48 AM »
Sohniye tu Sohni vaang sohni ta badi ae,
par kade us vaang kache garre(matke) te vi tarri ae,
oh ta dariya wich dub marri yaar khatir,
saade layi das tu kade kande te vi khadi ae!!!!!!

371
Love Pyar / Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na,
« on: January 07, 2012, 03:38:11 AM »
Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na,

Sochan meriya ch tu te bulave koi na.

Tere khayalan de mukaddme ch saza hoje,

Hove umar qaid te chuddave koi na. ,,,, :love: :love: :love: :love:

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Jokes Majaak / "Pakistani di mushkil"
« on: January 07, 2012, 03:15:47 AM »
"Pakistani di mushkil"

Ghar wich panjabi bolo

School wich urdu bolo

parcha angrazi wich hal kero

aur
marn tu baad hisab arbi wich

Uffff! banda ki kare?

373
Jokes Majaak / Madam te Student-talking in punjabi song
« on: January 07, 2012, 03:12:05 AM »
Madam: what is ur name?
Student: kehra sada naa ni janda
Madam: Ur age
Student: Dil hona chahide jawan,umran ch ki rakhya
Madam: Ur address
Student: Do adde mitran de, ya theke ya thaane
Madam: In which class do u read?
Student: mehfil mitran di lagdi roz chubare.
Madam: ur hobies?
Studnt: Mitran nu shonk hathiaran da
Madm: Ur aim
Studnt: Ni tu jaTt di pasand jat ne vyoni aa
Madm: Uff! I m going
Studnt: Ghar tera labh lange, tu naa das ja mutyare…

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Shayari / BOTAL WHISKY DI
« on: January 07, 2012, 03:10:06 AM »
BAHUT KUCH DITTA EH RABBA TU MAINU,
BASS IK MEHARBANI HOR KARDE.
JA TAH MILAADE MAINU YAAR MERE NAAL,
NHI TAH BOTAL WHISKY DI MERE MOOHRE DHARDE......

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Jokes Majaak / defination of PUNJABI
« on: January 07, 2012, 03:09:02 AM »
Jain:- na cycle na chain sirf jain
Bihari-na susti na hoshiyari sirf bihari.
Hindu:-na point na bindu sirf hindu
punjabi:-na masala nagheo punjabi saryean da peo

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Jokes Majaak / "I Love U"
« on: January 07, 2012, 03:08:13 AM »
Boy: "I Love U" ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

377
Fun Time / If Indian Movies Were Released by Microsoft
« on: January 07, 2012, 02:59:30 AM »
The names of movies shall be as follows:-

   1. Munna Bhai MCSE

   1. Kal MSN Ho Na Ho

   1. Love in mIRC

   1. Tere Nick

   1. ID Mil Gaya

   1. Chat To Kero

   1. Ek Programmer Thi

   1. Yeh Hack Horaha Hai

   1. Hum Pyar PC Se Kar Baithe

   1. Network Ke Us Paar

   1. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai

   1. Aao Chat Kare

   1. C++ Wale Job Le Jayenge

   1. Programmer No.1

   1. Mera Naam Developer

   1. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein

   1. Do Processor, Baarah Terminal

   1. Tera Code Chal Gaya

   1. Har Din Jo Mail Karega

   1. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi

   1. Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehtha Hai

   1. Raju Ban Gaya MCSD

   1. Client Ek Numbari

   1. C ++Programmer Dus Numbari

 

   1. Login Karo Sajana

   1. Naukar PC Ka

   1. 1942 — A Bug Story

   1. Kaho Na Virus Hai

   1. Crash Se Crash Tak

   1. Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai...
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Suit ka price
« on: January 07, 2012, 02:54:20 AM »
Girl: Is Suit Ki Kya Price Hai?

Salesman: 1500..

Girl: “Uff”..

Aur Wo Pink Walay Ki Price Kya Hai?

Salesman: 2 Bar “Uff” “Uff”…

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Shayari / Ishq
« on: January 07, 2012, 02:52:35 AM »
Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
Mehboob aave ya na aave,
Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!!!!!!

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Shayari / BOTLAN DE DATT
« on: January 07, 2012, 02:49:39 AM »
JINA BOTLAN DE DATT AKSE HUNDE,
DARU OHNU VICHON KADE DULDI NA.
JINA MITRAN NAAL GUHRA PYAR HUNDA
YAD OHNADE DILAN VICHON BHULDI NA.

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